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    • "That will not be nessecary," says a quiet voice. "I apologize for this mess that I have made, but it was my only choice." Suddenly a man appears in the middle of the bar. "Personal cloaking device. Ingenious Igadzra invention, is it not?"

      "STARKILLER!" yells everyone.

      "Of course." He turns to the Council members. "I am with the Igadzra Secret Forces. We have been investigating the Council, of which you are members, and have discovered secret documents that say..."

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      (This message has been edited by Starkiller (edited 01-06-2001).)

    • That The voinian hero Borb is not dead, but is the head of the Council, And that The original Attack on United Earth space consisted of Council Defense Crescent Warships!"

      I also have reason to believe that there is a large fleet of Voinian Dreadnoughts,and escorts, making it's way to this station! Our weopons will barely put a dent in that armor! We don't have a chance!

      All of a sudden everyone seems to notice a figure in a dark corner of the bar. The figure steps out of the shadows, and says "I think I might be able to help this station, but.....

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    • goomeister stands amidst the confusion, quite enraged. "Those documents are clearly falsified by these so-called 'Igadzra Secret Forces.' Borb was never present on this station, and our fleets were, and still are, patrolling the region beyond the Crescent."

      He turns to Starkiller. "Explain yourself. Now. "

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    • Weepul 884 glances up. He notes the nervous expressions, confusing events, and suspense in the air. Sensing an upcoming unfortunate event, he slips out the door unseen. The patrons of the bar don't realize that he's left until his face appears on the viewscreens.

      "goomeister, you mentioned the Event Horizon. Before I make myself scarce for a while, I'd like to point out your ship is poorly named." The screens suddenly switch to a view outside the station, where a brief warp flash is seen followed by a slowly expanding ring of strange light.

      Starkiller, distracted, exclaims, "It's the rumored singularity expansion device!" The gravatic forces from the explosion wash over all the ships in the system. The instantly following energy counter these forces, effectively leaving all the ships where they are...held rigidly in place for the next few hours.

      With Starkiller distracted...

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    • nobody notice that Capt. Hector along with the EVO security police enter the bar.
      "Let me see all your registrations", screams Hector. Several people in the bar, jumps up and head for the exit, the security police starts moving and chaos break out in the bar...

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    • Just as Matt and Andrew started to ravage the bar, goomeister marched over and handed Hector a couple hundred credits. "That should cover our registration fees. Now off with you!" Satisfied, they all pile into Hector's Helian and fly away. goomeister immediatey moved to take advantage of the situation, drawing his Shockrifle and taking careful aim at Starkiller's head...

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    • I'd wish Hector would give up so easily in the real world 😄
      Or well, somebody back to the story

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    • Samurai deals Starkiller a tremedous blow to the skull with a lead pipe, and takes his IPCD and pistol. Then he hurls the unconscious starkiller out into space.

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    • The Hermit Crab swoops into the system in the famed zachit ship, Mephisto, and using his projectiled cryogenic freezing beam, freezes starkiller and tractor beams him into his ship where he revives him.

      The Miranu gunship's guns rain down upon the defence fleet but to no avail.

      Suddenly starkiller launches one of the ships crescent fighters and....

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    • Captian LeGrenadier has gone back to his usual passtime of standing barely noticeable in the corner of the room. He is holding a copy of the Izgadra (Spelling?) documents and examining them very closely. "Interesting" he mutters to himself, and despite the low tone of his voice, everyone jumps. "It says here that Borb was in control of the council from 2225 to 2278. Isn't that about the same timeframe as...

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      "Do not meddle in the affairs of Wizards, for they are subtle and quick to anger."

    • ... "2225 to 2278, Borb, Council... begining search query..." The Starkiller hologram has sprung to life, obviously more than a message. "It was in this period of time Borb began expanding the Voinian Empire, with the first conquest being in 2226, and the last being in 2275. However, the council was not formed until 2284." The hologram falls silent just as...

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      -Gavin
      "He who goes to bed with an itchy butt wakes up with a smelly finger"

    • Darft Vader just blew up his ship - must of been that curry he had last night.

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    • Klaxons ring out around the system. A loud voice is heard- coming from the emergency alert speakers. "Object detected aproaching station.Eequivalent to 157 trillion gigatons. Object estimated at 967,000,000 degrees. Evacute immediately. Repeat. Evacuate immediately"
      "Oh my god!" says Arada Pilot. It's a Blue Shift! A star is coming right at us!"

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    • Right as the sirens were blaring, a new figure enters the bar. He introduces himself as REDchigh, Founder of REDchigh Inc. He walks patiently to the center of the bar, amidst all the confusion, and says: "I don't know where you guys think your running too, If the star impacts the planet below us, well, I'll try to explain it- Everyone knows that a star is basically atomic Fission, happening hundreds of times per second, right?" everyone nods... "Well I've seen proof that just a primitive Atomic bomb can create a small rift in the fabric of time. We can only imagine what a star colision at this scale could do, but I'm positive that we couldn't escape it in our puny vessels. The fastest jump span is one day-
      This radiation (which is pure energy, similar to visible light) would travel in light-years, scorching anything in it's path, probably spanning most of the crescent and UE space. And by the way, NO shields could protect anyone from the heat, so ironically, the only surviving ships will be.... Voinian! which i think is proof enough that Borb is still alive......Since it's mass is helium and hydrogen, Energy weopons would go through it, and Seeking weopons could not track it.........If only we had some Space mines, maybe we could slow that star..." (good luck)

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    • He runs with everyone to there ships.
      "We have to make it go EV Nova before It burns the station!"
      He quickly inserts a zip disk into his control panel containing Frozen Heart and downloads the IMP Bomb to his ship. The others fly with him in formation as he launches, and the star explodes brilliantly. There is a problem, though. The Arada and many of the front ships have disappeared in the explosion...

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      Is the answer to this question 'no'?

    • As Gunsh stands up before the crowd, they all murmur.

      One of the most dangerous renegade captains ever to be created. Yes created, the product of genetic blending with certain moluscs. Or thats what the scientists say about this space demon.....

      Gunsh speaks 'I have space mines but what is the point? The only thing that can destroy me is the orb held by starkiller, stolen from a demon slayer, known as the shnug. You will have to buy my space mines at 2M a piece.'

      Not one of the occupants has enough credits alone but they could band together to buy the mines.

      Or they could steal Starkiller's orb but would he betray his demonic friend to an angry mob?

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    • Gunsh is annoyed that the spotlight is off him but the star suddenly reforms itself such as in terminator and speeds up towards the station.

      The star suddnley speaks. 'Only items from this universe can destroy me. I was sent by Gunship BloodDemon to destroy this station.'

      So what will it be?

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    • Someone who doesn't notice anything going on walks into the bar and swipes the mysterious blood sabre, then departs for the rock.

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      Is the answer to this question 'no'?

    • Suddenly, the station's marines appear with a device scavenged from Starkiller's CW, which they had been ordered to search earlier. "The Singularity Expansion Device!" goomeister exclaims. "We do indeed have a way to stop the star and save this station!"

      He turns to his engineers. "Have this device installed and prepare Event Horizon for combat."

      (Hey, I just noticed something! The Singularity device is being installed on a ship named Event Horizon!)

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      (This message has been edited by goomeister (edited 01-07-2001).)

    • Sometime during the Chaos, Captian LeGrenadier has left the bar.

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