Widowmaker walks up to goomeister and holds his eyelids open. Everyone knows you have to close your eyelids in order to sneeze.
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What makes life worth living? To be born with the gift of laughter and sense that the world is mad. --S. Scaramouche
Lonevoinian then points out that eyelids close to protect your eyes from flying spit, not to make you sneeze, and so, holding them does noth...no...Ah...AH... AH...
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Do radioactive cats have 18 half-lives?
The Person who misspells "Voinian" knows not of the 50 gigaton nuke coming at their cranium.
BattleDoctor sneezes loudly, then returns to the system he came from.
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...When Soulblighter confronted the Trow, demanding their continued servitude, they replied,"Set iron to rest and choose you one from our number. Ask of his name and what he owes you."
Lonevoinian hurls himself in front of the Phlegem heading at the Cesium. It hits him, but not the Cesium. Lonevoinian wipes a drop of sweat off his brow, only to see it go flying at the Cesium. Everyone in the bar screams. "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!"
P.S. this post is the same number as the system Outpost Topel is in. Neat, huh?
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Do radioactive cats have 18 half-lives?
The Person who misspells "Voinian" knows not of the 50 gigaton nuke coming at their cranium.
(This message has been edited by Lonevoinian (edited 01-27-2001).)
BattleDoctor comes back and, just to be sure it explodes, spits on the Cesium. This time he doesn't leave.
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...When Soulblighter confronted the Trow, demanding their continued servitude, they replied,"Set iron to rest and choose you one from our number. Ask of his name and what he owes you."
But Lonevoinian quickly sets up a force field around the Cesium and stops the spit from reaching the Cesium. Lonevoinian then shows BattleDocter what space tastel like by shoveing him out the Airlock by way of the Toilets. If that wasn't clear, I shoved BD down the john and flushed, causing him to be shot out of the Space Station into vacume.
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Do radioactive cats have 18 half-lives?
The Person who misspells "Voinian" knows not of the 50 gigaton nuke coming at their cranium.
BattleDoctor was prepared though, and got out his pocket-sized ultra-compressed air tank. He gets picked up by his ship, and returns to the bar, where he uses his mad skills at force-field disrupting to lower the forcefield. He then spits on the Cesium. The spit makes contact with the Cesium. It can't be blocked.
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...When Soulblighter confronted the Trow, demanding their continued servitude, they replied,"Set iron to rest and choose you one from our number. Ask of his name and what he owes you."
But at contact with the spit, the Cesium draws away saying "Eww. When was the last time you brushed your teeth?"
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Do radioactive cats have 18 half-lives?
The Person who misspells "Voinian" knows not of the 50 gigaton nuke coming at their cranium.
I brushed my teeth while I was in the vacuum of space waiting to be picked up by my ship.
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...When Soulblighter confronted the Trow, demanding their continued servitude, they replied,"Set iron to rest and choose you one from our number. Ask of his name and what he owes you."
"Well, it seems to have been a long time before then. Let me see..." At this, a small drop of Cesium jumps in BD's mouth, says "uh oh." and explodes, causing BD's head to explode as well.
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Do radioactive cats have 18 half-lives?
The Person who misspells "Voinian" knows not of the 50 gigaton nuke coming at their cranium.
BattleDoctor grows a new head. Then he puts some Cesium in Lonevoinians mouth and blows his head up.
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...When Soulblighter confronted the Trow, demanding their continued servitude, they replied,"Set iron to rest and choose you one from our number. Ask of his name and what he owes you."
BattleDoctor seems to be having some trouble blowing up the bar with the Cesium, so he takes out a large bomb (large enough to kill everyone here) from his pocket.He places it on the floor and sets it to blow up in ten seconds.
10...9...8...7...6...5...4...3...2...1...
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...When Soulblighter confronted the Trow, demanding their continued servitude, they replied,"Set iron to rest and choose you one from our number. Ask of his name and what he owes you."
Lonevoinian grows 2 new heads, and injects BD with time-delay Cesium. After it spread evenly throughout BD's body, it all exploded, causing BD to become a thin red paste on the walls of the bar. The bar is now a real bar, with a real coat of "Red Paint"
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Do radioactive cats have 18 half-lives?
The Person who misspells "Voinian" knows not of the 50 gigaton nuke coming at their cranium.
The bomb fizzles, and causes lightning bolts to shoot out, electrocuting the remains of BD.
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Do radioactive cats have 18 half-lives?
The Person who misspells "Voinian" knows not of the 50 gigaton nuke coming at their cranium.
Ah-HAH! that was one of my Fizzling Bombs. First it fizzles out and it looks like it kills me, to make people not suspect anything.
As BattleDoctor sits there laughing malevolently, the bomb explodes.
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! It is quite destructive,
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...When Soulblighter confronted the Trow, demanding their continued servitude, they replied,"Set iron to rest and choose you one from our number. Ask of his name and what he owes you."
"HAHA! FOOLED YOU!! I just played a 'Boom' sound efect to distract you while I brought out my dreadnaught control device. Right now it is lineing up its shot. It is fireing right...NOW!" When Lonevoinian said "NOW!" BD was enveloped in a big purple flash, and a pile of ashes was where he was, with him missing. A rocket then came in, and blew the ashes of BD into subatomic particles. Lone then pached up the roof of the bar, and waited for BD to be reincarnated somehow.
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Do radioactive cats have 18 half-lives?
The Person who misspells "Voinian" knows not of the 50 gigaton nuke coming at their cranium.
Ah-HAH! That was just my hologram! And it was all part of my master plan! You inflicted a lot of damage on the bar with your dreadnought, which was my goal all along.
BattleDoctor reappears in the bar, amidst the wreckage caused by the Dreadnaught. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA! You played right into my hand!
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...When Soulblighter confronted the Trow, demanding their continued servitude, they replied,"Set iron to rest and choose you one from our number. Ask of his name and what he owes you."
How could a hologram have ashes?
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Do radioactive cats have 18 half-lives?
The Person who misspells "Voinian" knows not of the 50 gigaton nuke coming at their cranium.
BattleDoctor's advanced technology is able to produce incredibly realistic holograms. When the bar exploded BattleDoctor told the hologram to appear as ahses.
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...When Soulblighter confronted the Trow, demanding their continued servitude, they replied,"Set iron to rest and choose you one from our number. Ask of his name and what he owes you."
BattleDoctor sets up another bomb. He's hell bent on destroying the bar. He sets the countdown to 10 seconds again.
10...9...8...7...6...5...4...3...2...1...
BattleDoctor waits for Lonevoinian to find some fault with his bomb.
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...When Soulblighter confronted the Trow, demanding their continued servitude, they replied,"Set iron to rest and choose you one from our number. Ask of his name and what he owes you."
