Lonevoinian stops time, picks up the bomb, puts it in BD's ship, walks calmly back to the bar, starts time again, and laughs while BD's ship explodes.
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The Person who misspells "Voinian" knows not of the 50 gigaton nuke coming at their cranium.
(This message has been edited by Lonevoinian (edited 01-28-2001).)
Awww... sorry, but that was BattleDoctors hologram ship. His real ship is elsewhere. BattleDoctor puts down another bomb, and makes it so that you can't stop time. He sets the bombstimer to 0, and it explodes, turning Lonevoinian into a billion billion small pieces of dead Voinian. The bar is also thouroughly scorched. His adversary defeated --for now, at least-- BattleDoctor walks over to the burned out bar and grabs a Saalian Brandy.
Wait? Why did my ship explode? You said you put the bomb in BS's ship.
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...When Soulblighter confronted the Trow, demanding their continued servitude, they replied,"Set iron to rest and choose you one from our number. Ask of his name and what he owes you."
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So instrad of stopping time, the particles of Lonevoinian reverse it, recombine, shove the bomb up the real BD's nose, and then watch him go boom.
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Do radioactive cats have 18 half-lives?
The Person who misspells "Voinian" knows not of the 50 gigaton nuke coming at their cranium.
That wasn't the real BattleDoctor either! It was another hologram.
BattleDoctor appears in the bar again, and continues his quest to destroy the bar. Using his mad skills at temporal manipulating, BattleDoctor returns the flow of time to normal and fixes it so it can't be messed with except by himself. He goes back in time and kills Lonevoinian's mother, making Lonevoinian disappear. BattleDoctor sets off a huge warhead, destroying the bar. However, he cleans up the bar and rebuilds it (with indestructible materials, of course.). CAnt be hatin on the bar, ya know. That done, he un-kills Lonevoinians mother and lets him return to the bar. BattleDoctor is now effectively invunerable to anything, as is his ship.
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...When Soulblighter confronted the Trow, demanding their continued servitude, they replied,"Set iron to rest and choose you one from our number. Ask of his name and what he owes you."
After hearing several very loud explosions, Cupelix returns to the burned-up bar. He peers inside to see BattleDoctor and Lonevoinian in some kind of ridiculous argument and looks at the sign that reads "Blowing up this bar is prohibited." Cupelix instead chooses to leave and paints Lonevoinian's and BattleDoctor's ships completely pink with flowers and all. He then boards his ship muttering something about "a story gone bad" and leaves to claim himself a planet, correct time line or not.
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"What is mind? No matter. What is matter? Never mind."
goomeister appears with the Council military police. They quickly round up Lonevoinian and BD. The MPs slap wrist-binders on the offenders and lead them onto a Miranu Courier which leaves the station. In a few moments, a pair of escape pods left the vessel, hurtling into Gadzair's sun.
goomeister continues to ponder the situation. After enough drinks to make even an Azdgari noticably drunk, he gets an idea. He mutters something into his comlink and a Council scientist appears with some records.
"Don't throw the cesium overboard! Our lives may depend upon it!" Appearing slightly impaired, goomeister is ignored by the rest of the bar.
"We have a chance to get home! The hyper-dimensional oscilator! It's a coil of crystal that causes a pocket of space within the coil to vibrate between dimensions when energy is passed through the crystal. If we detonate the cesium at the exact instant when the HDO fires, it'll blow a giant hole in space! And there is an HDO in storage in the station's lower deck!" the bar's patrons take notice and follow goomeister with the cases of cesium. goomeister removed a small device from his ship before leading the crowd into the depths of the station.
They reached the lower deck. A few hours of searching revealed a large tube. "That's it! Put the cesium in there." goomeister attached his device to the HDO and placed a small charge linked to a water jug on the cesium. He wired the charge and the HDO's power supply together and connected it to the station's datalink access. They went up to the station's uppermost deck, furthest from the blast.
goomeister punched his access code in a nearby terminal. Before triggering the blast, he activated a security camera so the masses could watch the action. He made a call to the trigger. It worked! The cesium exploded exactly as the HDO activated. As goomeister predicted, a rift opened, slowly consuming the station.
"I attached the hyper-dimensional stabilizer to the HDO. The HDO only oscillates between dimensions at the point I tell it to, instead of randomly jumping around. In a short while, the station will reappear in our time. Minus BattleDoctor and Lonevoinan, of course." goomeister grinned. They would trouble him no longer. Then a thought occured: what would BD and Lone do if they survived their planned execution by immolation? They could drastically change their future...
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The station is pulled into the rift and reemerges on the other side of the rift. But the patrons immediately notice that something is wrong. As the rift closes for good, goomeister, who has been looking out the view portal notices it- There are no ships around.
"Well, duh," says lonevoinian. "There usually aren't any in the first place."
Then they both see it.
"My god... look at the stars."
Not a single farmiliar star is visible- and Gadzair, the barren planet far below, is gone. Cupelix consults his star atlas. "The stars match up with their current configurations... two point five billion years ago. Since the rift could'nt automatically find our own time, being a simple spatial phenomena, it travelled to a random time. And now that the rift is gone, and any form of life higher than an ameoba is unlikely to evolve for a few more million years... it looks like we're stuck here for good."
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I ask you to look both ways- for the road to the atom leads through the stars, and the road to the stars leads through the atom.
Entropy looks around. "Where is Captian LeGrenadier" he asks suddenly" CLD seems to have vasished. Meenwhile, 4.7 billion years later, captian legrenadier has hijacked a fully circular Miranu corrier and has loaded a copy of Tapeworm into it's computer. "You're insane captain!" tapeworm shouts as LeGrenadier manuvers toward the blazing Gazidir sun (the same sun that will nearly collide with the station 230 years into the future) "Well says LeGrenadier begins...) he looks behind him. Council station is dissapearing into another temporal rift. "What, how did they...what did they..." LeGrenadier stammers, then he realizes what they have done "oh no!" he shouts. "They're goinng to end up lost in time!" but before he can fly his own ship throuugh the rift, it closes behind them. "So wht was your original plan?" tapeworm asks mockingly. "It may still work, Captian LeGrenadier thinks to himself. That star opened the rift before, but what caused it to do so? "Well", says tapeworm, "when the Event Horizon used it's.." "but that's wrong". Says LeGrenadier smiling. "The event horizon got repeatedly melted by the star. I have a new theory. All stars have a tiny temporal rift at their core. What happened was that we blew up the star in this time using a high power radio wave set to the frequency you recorded earlier. The energy resulting from the stars explosion travels through the temporal rift, and blows up the same star in every timeline for infinity, including the one that was about to hit us back in our own time. When his happens, the temporal rift opens, linking this time to ours again, and we can return home. The problem is that the station has gone to a time and place where the star in question does not exist. We have to get the station back here before we can get it home."
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"Do not meddle in the affairs of Wizards, for they are subtle and quick to anger."
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Originally posted by Lonevoinian:
**Lonevoinian then points out that eyelids close to protect your eyes from flying spit, not to make you sneeze, and so, holding them does noth...no...Ah...AH... AH...
**
I know, maybe i should have put a <sarcasm> in there.
And actually, there is a lot of pressure that builds up before you sneeze in the nasal cavity. They think that closing your eyes is just one more precaution to prevent your eyes from literally popping out of their sockets. However, they havn't found anyone to test this theory.
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What makes life worth living? To be born with the gift of laughter and sense that the world is mad. --S. Scaramouche
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BattleDoctor walks back into the bar and orders a drink.
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...When Soulblighter confronted the Trow, demanding their continued servitude, they replied,"Set iron to rest and choose you one from our number. Ask of his name and what he owes you."
The only problem is that Legrenadier will be lost in time as well.
MODS! Please get BattleDoctor out of here! He's ruining the storyline by refusing to die gracefully!
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I ask you to look both ways- for the road to the atom leads through the stars, and the road to the stars leads through the atom.
REDchigh enters the bar, and using some stolen Andalite technology, creates a field neutralizer (out of pure bronevium- indestructable). The field neutralizer will make it impossible for any holograms to show up. Even the most powerful, expensive, new hologram will still shimmer and look fake.
REDchigh sits down at the bar, and orders a large galactic daiqeri w/ 6.3 total alchohol content. REDchigh gets his drink, pours half of it on DB, ignites it, then drinks the rest and passes out under a table.
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The difference in
insantiy and ingenious is
measured just by success.
Lone then destroyes all unknown systems, and sends search partys out to find BD. Once he is found, he shoots him with an ion gun, causing it, if it is a hologram, to short out. If it is not a hologram, Lonevoinian sticks a nuclear warhead on his head and headbutts BD. BD is DEAD! DEAD, you hear me, DEAD!!!
Elite_Andalite_126 walks in and kicks RED in the head orders a drink points at RED and laughs
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We will succeed, it will
be done
The UE must pay for
their insolence
Lonevoinian then shoves a Monkey with ebola, rabies, AIDS, Tuberculocis, ect. up Elite_Andalite_126's nose and watches what happend.
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Do radioactive cats have 18 half-lives?
The Person who misspells "Voinian" knows not of the 50 gigaton nuke coming at their cranium.
Elite_Andalite_126 pulls it out of his nose and throws it at RED then punchs lone
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We will succeed, it will
be done
The UE must pay for
their insolence
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Originally posted by Elite_Andalite_126:
**Elite_Andalite_126 pulls it out of his nose and throws it at RED then punchs lone
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The alchohol content is strong enough to kill all those diseases, and REDchigh wakes up when the monkey hits him, is still drunk and thinks the monkey is a stuffed animal, picks it up, stands up, walks about 5 steps, them passes out again, with his arm around the monkey....
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The difference in
insantiy and ingenious is
measured just by success.
"You misunderstand our predicament," goomeister says. "We are not in a random timeline! The hyper-dimensional stabilizer prevents random jumps between positions in dimensions. It allows us to only travel between dimensions in a set position. I set that position to our time. We are in the correct place in time. Lone and BD must've done something. It was such a nice bar until they came..." goomeister begins to reminiss about the incoming star and the two alien fleets that were vanquished by his ship, the Event Horizon , which he had to go back in time to save once. Now they were up the creek without a paddle, so to speak. All the damage caused just when the Council came to power...
"No. No. NOOOOOOOOOOO!" all eyes fell on goomeister, waiting for him to elaborate. "They couldn't. They wouldn't. It would be unthinkable! But the Voinians are conquerors. Lone would side with whomever could allow him to own the galaxy. And that would mean he must've aided the uprising. The Gadzair must own the galaxy by now! Heaven help us all!" goomeister exclaims.
The look of triumph on the faces of the bar's patrons turns to dread. Lone and BD must die. For the sake of the galaxy, they must never succeed. They had to go back in time and defeat them at their own game. "Connect my ship's afterburners in reverse and attach it to the HDO. We're doin' some time travelin'!"
PS: BD, you can't be in the bar! I threw you out in the past before the station returned to the present!
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"I will aid you," says Tapeworm, who manifests into one of the inebriated patron's red Aradas, names, fairly appropriately, the "Bloody Mary." Linking the ships together, goomeister engages the HDO...
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I ask you to look both ways- for the road to the atom leads through the stars, and the road to the stars leads through the atom.
"What time period?" the navigator asks.
"2040 should be okay," goomeister responds.
"Afterburners engaged," the helmsman calls out. The fuel ignited within the HDO, opening a rift just small enough for a little fleet to go through. The crystalline destroyer Event Horizon , accompanied by the Council defense force and many figures from the bar enter the rift.
A large fleet of black ships descend on the station. A pathetic defense fleet moves to intercept. They are of very unusual design. They look almost... Voinian!
"This is it. All fleets, scramble and intercept!" goomeister ordered. The fleets debarked. Combat ensued. It wasn't pretty. Many ships succumbed to mines. A single rocket split a newly-designed Crescent Warship in half. Even more terrifying: a purple beam shot from the larger vessels, immolating the defenders. It had to be a neutron beam. The battle was hopeless.
"Retreat! Retreat!" goomeister ordered. He fired the HDO. The afterburner failed! Before goomeister could react, a fighter fired a neutron beam straight through the HDO. The beam went through a phase-shift, struck the afterburner, and shredded it across ten dimensions. goomeister immediately had an idea.
"Connect the HDO to our Neutron cannons!"
"Yessir," the engineering officer replied. In a few minutes, the HDO was prepared.
"Fire at will!"
A beam, constantly changing colors, erupted from goomeister's ship. It struck a cruiser. It's shields, being shifted through all ten dimensions at once, began to oscillate with the beam. The power core began to phase with it. Soon, the entire ship was caught. The Bloody Mary fired a single burst of energy. The ship was shredded. Several more ships were destroyed in this manner.
The battle continued, but at least goomeister and his comrades had an advantage.
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