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      Lord Gwydion asks if Esponer would like to be assistant bartender.

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      Esponer walks over to Gwydion.

      "Why yes. I'd love to eat you!" Esponer gets his bib and eats Gwydion.

      "Tasty!" he says, chewing on Gwydion's liver.

      By the time Esponer's finished on Gwydion, he pukes him back up into a sticky
      mess.

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      "That's all very nice, but where's the guns?"
      - SilverDragon

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      After regenerating himself, ESPilot says "No, actually I really do have a 100 million credit bounty on my head in Strand and UE space, and I'm wanted in literally every other part of the galaxy , charged with treason, theft, illegal smuggling, mass homo/xenocide, and I'm also wanted for not keeping my ship within the bounds of a civilian craft. If you take me to Council Station alive they'll give you 1 billion credits since I made the jump past Kade." ESPilot pulls out Gwydion's list of Wanted Very Much people and points to the name ESPilot with a blurred picture of a drunk-looking human. He orders a Voinian Neutron Star Undiluted Brandy (or VNSUB), in an ordinary glass, with extra alchohol and all impurities filtered out.

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      'Oh,' Lord Gwydion says. 'Sorry about that. Here have a VANSUB for free,' he continues, and hands one to ESPilot. He makes doubly sure that the glass is not covered in nitrogen tri-iodide.

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      Phoenix orders water.

      He then dumps it on SilverDragon.

      "Get a hold on yourself!"

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      "You are gentle and kind.....but that isn't enough. You must be strong too, for evil will overpower you if you are not strong. You must be like steel, strong and invulnerable, yet bending under certain circumstances."
      -Phoenix
      "That is called a droid decoy. This is called a trap. And I'm calling you dead."
      -Phoenix

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      Lord Gwydion, liking Phoenix's attitude, asks if he would like to be assistant bartender, and in the process giving one free drink of everyone's choice to everyone.

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      Ill take one Voinian Neutron Star Undiluted Brandy.
      (then takes a proton shooter and shoots ESPilot in the head)
      Lord Gwydion gives him the drink
      drinks it all down
      "Hey this is good"
      Steals all the Voinian Neutron Star Undiluted Brandy

      πŸ˜› πŸ˜› πŸ˜› πŸ˜› πŸ˜› πŸ˜› πŸ˜›

      (This message has been edited by Tycho's Son (edited 05-21-2001).)

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      Draco walks in, shoots himself in the head, and laughs histerically as the world before him turns black...

      Then he walks out again to go smash some Voinans.

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      Doom, gloom, and things that go boom!!
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      Lord Gwydion, however, did not give Tycho's Son anything to drink, because

      A) Voinian Neutron Star Undiluted Brandy is not served anywhere at all

      πŸ†’ Tycho's Son was shot with an Atomic Deathray BlasterŞ before he walked into the bar.

      Just for good measure, Lord Gwydion shoots his tiny remains 41 more times.

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      AHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
      I'm late, I'm late i'm sorry! I was sick today and I was resting i newe i would miss the opening WHHHAAAAAAAA!!!
      I never get to start a new bar. (sometimes that can be good though)
      Hey! SD!

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      Originally posted by SilverDragon:
      **and that Esponer and
      SilverDragon are completely different people.
      **

      Cough**Laugh
      "Lieing to the newbie are we?" Overrider laughs
      Man he's got an attitude though he isn't afraid to pick on Us superiors πŸ˜‰ πŸ˜„ πŸ™‚

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      My very first EVO Chronichle called "The UE's Dread" Followed by the "U.E.S. Inconvertrable"

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      After being regenerated hey flys in his newly stolen ue cruiser over the bar and drops 2 space mines on it

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      Lord Gwydion gives Overrider two free drinks of his choice.

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      Lord Gwydion explains to Tycho's Son that he does not like having his bar being shoplifted, or blown up. Tycho's Son becomes a pile dust again.

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      Walks in the bar
      hopeing that the tender would forgive him

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      The 'tender' forgives him.

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      For thanking him he Swears to become a Eforcer for him if he likes me to

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      Lord Gwydion gives the position of 'Rule Enforcer' to Tycho's Son. Lord Gwydion still can enforce the rules his own way, howeverÉ<evil malicious grin>

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      thanks :)!

      Overrider gets a Lactarian Trilo Grak Fizz and a Zidager Flameout

      1 more!

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      My very first EVO Chronichle called "The UE's Dread" Followed by the "U.E.S. Inconvertrable"

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      Yes, I agree to be assistant. I have memorised the ingrediants and effects of many real EVO drinks, so I am rather well equipped to do this......

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      "You are gentle and kind.....but that isn't enough. You must be strong too, for evil will overpower you if you are not strong. You must be like steel, strong and invulnerable, yet bending under certain circumstances."
      -Phoenix
      "That is called a droid decoy. This is called a trap. And I'm calling you dead."
      -Phoenix

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      Lord Gwydion makes Imperial Phoenix Assistant Bartender. Assistant Bartenders may tend the bar (serve drinks and stuff), but may not alter it.

      Lord Gwydion hands one of the Enforcer Pistols to Tycho's Son.

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