Lord Gwydion once again reminds Phoenix that he's the assistant bartender, and is quite capable of getting his own drink.
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Esponer looks around the bar.
"Anyone know the Qu'ran off by heart? I need to know soem quotes in it, and I don't
quite have the time to read it or the patience to respect it at the same time."
Esponer says to everyone.
"Oh forget it! It probably won't come."
"Even though it was on the revision sheet."
"Just so you know, Gurbani is the alphabet, Gurmukhi is the holy text, and the Mool
Mantar is:
There is one God,
Truth is is name,
He is the Creator,
He is without fear,
He is without hate,
He is timeless and without form,
He is beyond birth and death,
The enlightened one,
He can be known as the Guru's Grace.
"Anyway, that's hard to remember. Hmm.........:
Ibadah means Worship in Arabic.
Akhlaq means conduct.
Ummah means community.
Ibadah means Worship.
Akhlaq means conduct.
Ummah means community.
Esponer suddenly realised he's been spamming and apologises. "I just thought it was
helping me remember. Sorry - free drinks all round!"
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"That's all very nice, but where's the guns?"
- SilverDragon
"I was trying to memorise it all," Esponer explains. "Don't worry - the exam is other, and that bout of spam actually helped."
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"That's all very nice, but where's the guns?"
- SilverDragon
Lord Gwydion says, 'That sounds like an odd exam.'
He then spontaneously declares today 'Guitar Day' in the bar. He presses a button, and all of the walls turn around to reveal thousands of guitars, picks, amps, et cetera.
'Pick up whichever one you want, and start playing in a booth!' he says, while motioning to the new area of the bar, hundreds of booths about ten by ten feet large, with soundproof walls (so you don't hear heavy metal mixed with classical guitar).
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<Why do I insists on visiting every bar I see> mutters Wratho, but shines up as he sees that it's Guitar day at this bar.
"Whoa! Rock n' Roll!" he screams and grabs a guitar. "This is how you do with guitars friends!" he then tells all the astonsihed bar-visitors and bangs the guitar in the wall, rendering it crippled and useless.
"Now let's play some cool synth-pop guys," he starts a galacto-2000 synthezizer. "Here's some cool intergalactic synth!"
<The Klingon bastards flies around always ready for some war!
They don't care about any rules at all, as long as they can kill some more!
Evil, embarassing-without discipline a unpredictable deth-machine
With their cooking-device the maniac-misards will tell that the time has come
to appear right over the head of us and obliterate everyone.
And if you ever will lend one a helping hand be sure they'll chop of the arm!>
"Come on now guys!!"
<Never ever ever trust a klingon! You will always regret it!
Never ever ever trust a klingon! You will never forget it!>
"Thank you South Tip Bar! S.P.O.C.K rules!"
Wratho crushes some more guitars and leaves.
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All E.T:s aren't nice.
(Most of them are evil green blobs)
idiotSavant heals up and butchers up Overrider and sells him to the bartender by the pound
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Your problem,idiotSavant, is that you go through life thinking everyone likes potatoes. Well,they don't. They like asparagus.
-friend
Overrider regenerates back together and slams guitars on top of idiotSavants head then shoves haggis down his throat.
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My very first EVO Chronichle called "The UE's Dread" Followed by the "U.E.S. Inconvertrable"
Esponer shoots idiotSavant in the head.
"What goes around," he begins, "comes around."
This proves extremely true when a pig that is mysteriously flying through the air
knocks into Esponer, rendering him unconscious.
The pig continues to go around asking if someone wants to eat it.
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"That's all very nice, but where's the guns?"
- SilverDragon
Lord Gwydion pulls out a Gibson EDS-1275 and starts playing some Frank Zappa music...
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Esponer shoots Gwydion.
"Sound......"
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"That's all very nice, but where's the guns?"
- SilverDragon
Lord Gwydion regenerates, shoots Esponer (in the process banning him from the bar for today. Nothing personal, but you seem to be doing random acts of violence that don't make the bar any more fun), pulls out another Gibson EDS-1275, and starts playing some more Frank Zappa music. He wonders if he's the only Frank Zappa fan in the bar...
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Jess looks at Blaziron.
"It's really scary in here! They keep playing music, and, and, drinking non-alcoholic drinks, and I'm so afraid!"
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In keeping with the middle ages theme of today's Blue Peter, we'll be learning how to make our own Iron Maiden.
You will need: Some Thick Cardboard
Some Kebab Skewers and
A bicyle chain.
Esponer looks at Gwydion.
"They started it," he complains. Esponer sighs. "And exactly where do I get my
water now?"
"Well, I'll start my own bar! It'll be bigger, and better, and....."
Esponer sighs. "Forget it," he groans. "I'm too tired. Nice talking to you all."
Esponer leaves, after comforting Jess.
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"That's all very nice, but where's the guns?"
- SilverDragon
Lord Gwydion throws a bottle of high-alcohol content drink all over the bar. He then wonders what's wrong with music...
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Oh, and he also lifts the ban on Esponer.
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Esponer walks into the bar, and gives Gwydion 10 million credits for lifting the
ban.
He then buys Jess a Blue Lightning, and puts some sleeping tablets into it to calm
her down before she starts screaming. He then buys everyone drinks of their choice,
makes sure everyone is alive, gives him all Enforcer pistols with the mode locked
on "Tickle me" mode, and orders some water.
Finally, he casts a vote for what music the bar should put on.
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"That's all very nice, but where's the guns?"
- SilverDragon
