Ambrosia Garden Archive
    • idiotSavant pays Lord Gwydion,eats his Overrider and drinks the white wine

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      Your problem,idiotSavant, is that you go through life thinking everyone likes potatoes. Well,they don't. They like asparagus.
      -friend

    • Esponer buys a drink, threatening violence if he isn't allowed to pay,
      and then sits back down drinking a glass with a non-alcoholic blue drink called
      "Blue Lightning".

      "This," Esponer says gesturing to the drink, "is not only absolutely delicious, but
      it halves your reaction time for two hours."

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      "That's all very nice, but where's the guns?"
      - SilverDragon

    • Lord Gwydion puts haggis on the specials menu.

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      YakKa Foob MoG. GRuG
      PubbuWuP ZiNk WattooM
      GaZoRK. CHuMBLE SpuZz.
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    • Esponer buys all the haggis and launches it out into space using his ship's reverse
      engines. The deadly haggis smashes into Bill Gate's Krait and blows it up, and a storm of Microsoft computers float out into the silence of space.

      "Anyway........." Esponer begins.

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      "That's all very nice, but where's the guns?"
      - SilverDragon

    • a zidagar silently walks in the bar
      🆒 🆒 🆒 🆒 🆒 🆒 🆒 🆒

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      EVO rules 1st,soccer rules 2nd

    • Lord Gwydion gets a huge shipment of more haggis...

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      YakKa Foob MoG. GRuG
      PubbuWuP ZiNk WattooM
      GaZoRK. CHuMBLE SpuZz.
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    • Lord Gwydion shoots all of the 'cool face' smilies made by the Zidagar person.

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      YakKa Foob MoG. GRuG
      PubbuWuP ZiNk WattooM
      GaZoRK. CHuMBLE SpuZz.
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    • Esponer shoots Rookie in the head, as his signature says he likes football.

      He then drags Rookie to an Azdgari encampment and hands him over, and returns to
      the bar.

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      "That's all very nice, but where's the guns?"
      - SilverDragon

    • oops wrong place,wrong time,bye 😕

    • Lord Gwydion shoots the word 'soccer' and explains to no one that the correct terminology (as Esponer said) is 'football.' He then shoots every single 'american football' fan that there is in one nanosecond.

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      YakKa Foob MoG. GRuG
      PubbuWuP ZiNk WattooM
      GaZoRK. CHuMBLE SpuZz.
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    • Overrider gets up from off the floor orders a Lactarian Trilo Grak Fizz for his first free drink and orders a Zidager flameout as his second drink

      Overrider desides to pick a fight with some Miltia officers because nothing interesting is happening

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      My very first EVO Chronichle called "The UE's Dread" Followed by the "U.E.S. Inconvertrable"

    • idiotsavant's toes, fingers, face, and vital internal orgins explode foe eating his meat

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      My very first EVO Chronichle called "The UE's Dread" Followed by the "U.E.S. Inconvertrable"

    • Lord Gwydion throws a gas grenade into the middle of the bar. This should make things a bit more interesting...

      He also lights the bar on fire.

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      YakKa Foob MoG. GRuG
      PubbuWuP ZiNk WattooM
      GaZoRK. CHuMBLE SpuZz.
      (url="http://"http://pub101.ezboard.com/bstarbasedelta")Starbase Delta(/url)

    • Rima finishes her mini-metal ship and puts a little hatch in it. She puts a tiny chip that she can control it inside,a killer poem, a tiny bomb, and a tic.She puts a mini Crystal gun on top and paints it in the Zidagar colors.She puts her trademark on it so now it will regenerate whenever someone shoots it. She drinks the water that someone handed to her and tests out the ship.It flies smoothly but dips once in awhile when it comes near a manet.Rima made it magnet proof and then turned her attention to trying to figure out the best tasting non-alcholic drink.

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      The earth is burning up and were all going to die.

    • Lord Gwydion gives Esponer a free drink, and forces him not to pay.

      He then gives Rima a Blue Lightning.

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      YakKa Foob MoG. GRuG
      PubbuWuP ZiNk WattooM
      GaZoRK. CHuMBLE SpuZz.
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      (This message has been edited by Lord Gwydion (edited 05-23-2001).)

    • Quote

      Originally posted by SilverDragon:
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      "Athena, when do you come online? 8 PM in your afternoon? I keep looking for you,
      since I put you on my AIM Contacts list for knowing how to spell, but you're never
      online."

      **

      Umm..... I haven't been on latley, cuz I've been really busy. But when I am on I am usually on from 7-11PM my time. Do you even know my IM name though? If you don't I can give it to you.

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      No one gets what they wish for,
      They get what they work for.

    • "Hmm....... I got your IM name from the listing of board members. Pity you're on
      at those times - since I'm in England the American equivalents of 9 AM to 6 PM are
      my absolute limits, 6 PM only on weekends. Oh well, maybe I can talk to you some
      weekend."

      Esponer orders a Blue Lightning, and explains the Zachit origins of it in detail.

      "So, you see, Zacha Aludro drank the Blue Lightning his wife had made for him before
      he set off in his Zachit Fighter for the huge battle at Hrekka, and found himself
      with a faster reaction and sharper mind. He came out of the battle victorious, a
      lone fighter among a sea of Crescent Warships."

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      "That's all very nice, but where's the guns?"
      - SilverDragon

    • Jess watches Esponer carefully, wondering if he's back to his own particular brand of normal. Does anyone know what race I am?

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      In keeping with the middle ages theme of today's Blue Peter, we'll be learning how to make our own Iron Maiden.
      You will need: Some Thick Cardboard
      Some Kebab Skewers and
      A bicyle chain.

    • "Human, I'm afraid, Jess. As am I."

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      "That's all very nice, but where's the guns?"
      - SilverDragon

    • Phoenix orders a Sparkle Dew.

      "Hmm......this place could really use some mirrors....."

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      "You are gentle and kind.....but that isn't enough. You must be strong too, for evil will overpower you if you are not strong. You must be like steel, strong and invulnerable, yet bending under certain circumstances."
      -Phoenix
      "That is called a droid decoy. This is called a trap. And I'm calling you dead."
      -Phoenix