SilverDragon forces a drink down Jess's throat to make her non-drunk, and buys
her a new finger.
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"That's all very nice, but where's the guns?"
- SilverDragon
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**.......shot Overrider in the head.......
**once again now what the hell did i do!?
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"First person to come to mind," SilverDragon explained, shooting Oedipus in the
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"That's all very nice, but where's the guns?"
- SilverDragon -
Thanks.
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You have been overriden by Overrider your computer is dead! -
Lord Gwydion, not having anything to do, blows a hole in the bar wall with his Atomic Deathray BlasterÅž (yes, I trademarked it
j/k). He then orders a glass of very cold water (a temperature of absolute zero).------------------
YakKa Foob MoG. GRuG
PubbuWuP ZiNk WattooM
GaZoRK. CHuMBLE SpuZz.
(url="http://"http://pub101.ezboard.com/bstarbasedelta")Starbase Delta(/url) -
sadE realizes he's become annoying so he orders a drink and kicks back and relaxes. Some renegades come over and he fights them after a provoction then he gets hurt and realizes he needs help
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Phoenix heals him and then orders water.
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"You are gentle and kind.....but that isn't enough. You must be strong too, for evil will overpower you if you are not strong. You must be like steel, strong and invulnerable, yet bending under certain circumstances."
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There you go SD! your finally gettin the hang of it! kill random people, kill more random people, thats the way to go!
anyway
strangely enough, SD missed Oedipus' brain completely. Oedipus staggers back, and like the sand worms on Dune, regenerates the missing flesh in a matter of seconds(ive been reading a lot of the series). He then pulls out a gauss rifle, and after getting thouroghly drunk on some saalian brandy he 'borrowed', Oedipus kills overrider yet again by blowing his entire midsection out.
lots of 'red paint' and a few clumps of what look like giant noodles stuck to the wall.
and id still like to figure out what made you hate me overrider
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what have I become, my sweetest friend. Everyone I know goes away, in the end
"And the door closed with a satisfied ssssssh-aaaaah"
may your stories live on, Douglas Adams, and may the mice find the true question of life, the universe, and everything(This message has been edited by Oedipus (edited 05-17-2001).)
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Phoenix heals Overrider and then shoots a Dark Speed Spike at Oedipus.
It impales him on the wall, and as he feebly gaspes for breath the spike electrocutes him and then blows up.
His remnants fall down and disintegrate.
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"You are gentle and kind.....but that isn't enough. You must be strong too, for evil will overpower you if you are not strong. You must be like steel, strong and invulnerable, yet bending under certain circumstances."
-Phoenix -
SilverDragon activates a "Violent Thoughts Blaster", setting it up on the wall. If
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"That's all very nice, but where's the guns?"
- SilverDragon -
Kiwi swears loudly, his body was beginning to grow a tail, oh well, nearly got three thousand years before I merge completely with the sand-trout and truly become shai-hulud, kiwi then leaps on Oedipus and attachs explosives to every section of his body and simultaneously explodes them(yes, I also have read them).
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--The Eye is Upon you--
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im on children of dune, but thats the last one im going to read, its getting kinda boring. anyway:
Jive comes in again, seeing a lull in the violence
"hmmm, Oedipus must be dead again" He picks up one of the dead pieces of dead Oedipus and pulls him back to the Tleilaxu regen tanks(after the idaho incident, they have figured out a way to regrow the flesh and restore all memory). One week later, a silver shard blows through the door and hits the nasty thought destroyer. Oedipus bursts through the door, a mercury bow in hand(too much oni). He fires a shot into Overriders head, gotta love frozen mercury through the brain. Oedipus then puts away the bow, pulls out his katana, and slices Imp. Pheonix's head off, causing large amounts of red paint to cover the walls in a fourth coating. After that he slices yet another people's legs and arms off at the knee and elbow, sufficiently covering the floor in a layer of 'red paint'D*** i love random violence
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what have I become, my sweetest friend. Everyone I know goes away, in the end
"And the door closed with a satisfied ssssssh-aaaaah"
may your stories live on, Douglas Adams, and may the mice find the true question of life, the universe, and everything -
Overrider regenerates himself and everyone who got hurt then everybody picks up their Voinian Nuetron Death Rays and they annihilate his pitiful #$!. Then Overrider picks the wreck up puts him in the electric chair and fries his pituful body. Throws him on abed injects him with the most lethal poison. Before he leaves he asks "Were's Timothy McViegh?" Overrider Takes Oedipus to an isolated room with a bucket of water and drops a pill in which let's out the most toxic gas in the universel universe. then throws the pile of crap into a nearby dumpster.
ESPilot you still think he's what this bar needs?
(This message has been edited by Overrider720 (edited 05-18-2001).)
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Phoenix calmly walks into the room and blasts the offenders again.
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"You are gentle and kind.....but that isn't enough. You must be strong too, for evil will overpower you if you are not strong. You must be like steel, strong and invulnerable, yet bending under certain circumstances."
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Jess remembers Oedipus's actions from the other bars.
"Overrider, do you hate him because of the way he always used to.... blow up the bar everytime he came in?"------------------
In keeping with the middle ages theme of today's Blue Peter, we'll be learning how to make our own Iron Maiden.
You will need: Some Thick Cardboard
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Muahahahahaha, Kiwi dips his head in mercury then freezes it while on his head, the mercury slips into his body and now he is a Terminator T100 with a lifespan of at least 3000 years and nearly completely indestructible.
"Muahahahahahahaha you will never break my poly-atomic alloys".
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--The Eye is Upon you--
If you look long enough the Sun isn't that bright. -
allright, now im out of ideas, overriders pissing me off, and jives not here to help me out, time to revert to second-grader-ness:
Oedipus regenerates himself.
(ow that hurt, i hate doing that)he walks out to his Azdara and flies out three miles. After a few hours hundreds of dispersal rockets, conventional rockets, neutron blasts, SAE's, and voinian heavy fighters smash into the planet and station, causing the entire area to dissipate, along with Overrider, Pheonix, SD, and everyone else who was wistfully beating the crud out of each other.
"oh well, off to freeport for me" Oedipus grinsHey! i just blew up the bar again! whoops!
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what have I become, my sweetest friend. Everyone I know goes away, in the end
"And the door closed with a satisfied ssssssh-aaaaah"
may your stories live on, Douglas Adams, and may the mice find the true question of life, the universe, and everything(This message has been edited by Oedipus (edited 05-18-2001).)
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Actually it's:
MWHA HA HA HAR HA HEE HAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Thank you.
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"You are gentle and kind.....but that isn't enough. You must be strong too, for evil will overpower you if you are not strong. You must be like steel, strong and invulnerable, yet bending under certain circumstances."
-Phoenix