A sleek Zidara comes into view,this time with black stripes.It is called Black Star.Rima steps off her ship and heads for the bar.She gives a fleeting thought that she's behind again before stepping into the bar.She goes over and asks for a Zidagar S'ralkasha.Stropngest Zidagar made drink.( notice the Zidagar made)
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I'm not dead yet.In fact I feel pretty good!"
I cut off your arm!""It's only a flesh wound!"
"Bless this holy hand grenade..."
SilverDragon starts dancing around the room without much co-ordination, firing
in all sorts of directions with a gun.
"Ten green bottles!"
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"I'm currently slightly delirious, I'm afraid."
"You are?"
"Well, either that, or you're wearing a large trout on your head."
ESPilot hands Rima the Zidagar Whateverthehellyoucallit. He sits down and hiccups....HIC......hIC.....HIc....
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Oh my god you guys are boring, anyway, heres a message of REAL bar days:
Oedipus' azdara flies in and blows the h*** out of the SilverDragons cruiser.
"It was in my spot!" He then walks into the bar, orders a saalian brandy, drains the cup, and proceeds to royally beat the c*** out of SilverDragon for taking his parking spot. After SD is on the ground and unconscious, Oedipus kicks his nose into SD's frontal lobe, causing immense amounts of memory loss, and then pulls out a vintage(and I mean vintage) 9mm beretta f25 projectile weapon, and empties the pitiful seven bullet clip into SilverDragon's throat and heart
'red paint' 
He then brings out a slightly more advanced gauss rifle and blows the h*** out of everyone who happens to be in the bar(excepting the bartender of course)
the bar is now thoroughly coated with a new layer of red paint(and a few flies ;))
Oh man that felt good, its always nice to have a cool bar
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what have I become, my sweetest friend. Everyone I know goes away, in the end
Jess sighs as she regenerates herself. There was no need for that. Most of us weren't being prats... she glares at SilverDragon.
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In keeping with the middle ages theme of today's Blue Peter, we'll be learning how to make our own Iron Maiden.
You will need: Some Thick Cardboard
Some Kebab Skewers and
A bicyle chain.
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Originally posted by ESPilot:
ESPilot says to Jess and SIlverDragon "I've heard that when two people fight, they really care about each other."
Sorry for backtracking, but I only just noticed this. What's your point? We weren't fighting.
Unless you meant Jade and SilverDragon, but I wouldn't go there if I were you <shudders>
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In keeping with the middle ages theme of today's Blue Peter, we'll be learning how to make our own Iron Maiden.
You will need: Some Thick Cardboard
Some Kebab Skewers and
A bicyle chain.
(This message has been edited by Jess (edited 05-12-2001).)
As there appears to be no one on the boards today, Jess decides to spend her time getting very drunk so that she's ready for when they're all next here.
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In keeping with the middle ages theme of today's Blue Peter, we'll be learning how to make our own Iron Maiden.
You will need: Some Thick Cardboard
Some Kebab Skewers and
A bicyle chain.
SilverDragon lurches back to his feet somehow, then stares at Oedipus.
"I never brought a cruiser with me," he explained silently. "You just destroyed
someone's elses ship - my ship is a Crescent fighter."
SilverDragon then proceeds to get drunk again, and tries to wrestle a chair.
The chair wins, and SilverDragon collapses.
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"I'm currently slightly delirious, I'm afraid."
"You are?"
"Well, either that, or you're wearing a large trout on your head."
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Originally posted by SilverDragon:
**SilverDragon lurches back to his feet somehow, then stares at Oedipus.
"I never brought a cruiser with me," he explained silently. "You just destroyed
someone's elses ship - my ship is a Crescent fighter."
SilverDragon then proceeds to get drunk again, and tries to wrestle a chair.
The chair wins, and SilverDragon collapses.
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he then fights with the wall (read the boozerama bar thread on the ev board), and looses again and falls to the floor with three black eyes. he then fights with the floor. 
UR walks in and almost tripped over SD, and orders some saalian brandy.
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I try to think but nothing happens!- Ultimate Rebel
Lord Gwydion, annoyed at Oedipus for blowing up one of his many Cruisers, blasts him into oblivion (and into a cloud of 'red paint'), and leaves to buy another Cruiser, tripping on SD on the way out.
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gruadulater walks in the bar and blows Oedipus to bits smaller than he was already after throwin a fuzzbag at him.
"look at poor fuzzilla".
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(This message has been edited by grunadulater (edited 05-12-2001).)
"Hey SD! Odepius took of the dress you gave him at the freeport bar!" Overrider scans Odepius's throat. "The rules sign is gone to!" Overrider shoves the new rules sign down Odepius's throat and gets him to put on the pink dress that says "I want my mommy!"
(This message has been edited by Overrider720 (edited 05-12-2001).)
SilverDragon calms down, buries Jade's body for good, and sits down at one stool.
"Water please," he asks, and then beings thinking about a new name.......
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"I'm currently slightly delirious, I'm afraid."
"You are?"
"Well, either that, or you're wearing a large trout on your head."
Jess cheers at Jade's death.
"Well done SilverDragon! 1000 posts! Drink? 10? 20? You shouldn't go back to water now..."
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In keeping with the middle ages theme of today's Blue Peter, we'll be learning how to make our own Iron Maiden.
You will need: Some Thick Cardboard
Some Kebab Skewers and
A bicyle chain.
