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    • SilverDragon stands up, faces Jess, and says.

      "Jess, you are bad company! And you know why!"

      SilverDragon hurries to do his revision and homework.

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      Fear not the dragon,
      Fear not the wolf,
      Fear not the warship,
      Fear my Crescent Fighter.

      (This message has been edited by SilverDragon (edited 05-15-2001).)

    • Hmmm...... do I?
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      In keeping with the middle ages theme of today's Blue Peter, we'll be learning how to make our own Iron Maiden.
      You will need: Some Thick Cardboard
      Some Kebab Skewers and
      A bicyle chain.

      (This message has been edited by Jess (edited 05-15-2001).)

    • SilverDragon shrugged. "Yes."

      SilverDragon looks around, and finds Dragoon dead on the floor. He also finds a
      bar filled with very angry people.

      SilverDragon stands up, and throws a "Happy" grenade into the air. Natural
      cynicism protects him as it spread, but everyone else becomes deliriously happy.

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      Fear not the dragon,
      Fear not the wolf,
      Fear not the warship,
      Fear my Crescent Fighter.

    • sadE walks in then murders SilverDragon happily, slices Jess's limbs off happily, blows Oedipus up and takes off Oedipus's clothes and throws them away happily, and shoots ESPilot through the heart happily then blows up the bar and leaves

    • Phoenix destroys the offender utterly and then regenerates Silver and Jess.

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      "You are gentle and kind.....but that isn't enough. You must be strong too, for evil will overpower you if you are not strong. You must be like steel, strong and invulnerable, yet bending under certain circumstances."
      -Phoenix

    • sadE throws billions of toxic gas at Imperiel phienix and remurders SD and tears Jess and her stupid fuzz to shreds

    • Jess, refusing to acknowledge her death, looks puzzled.
      "I have a feeling that this person doesn't like us."

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      In keeping with the middle ages theme of today's Blue Peter, we'll be learning how to make our own Iron Maiden.
      You will need: Some Thick Cardboard
      Some Kebab Skewers and
      A bicyle chain.

    • ESPilot says "Overrider, you've been trying to kill Oedipus and Oedipus is the type of person that belongs in this bar. For trying to kill him you get sucked into the warp. And Jess, you really aren't good company because a) you flirt too much, and 🆒 you're british." ESPilot serves everyones drinks and scratches out rules 2 and 5.

      OOC: Actually Alluminum Tuesday has some good points, but I'm too lazy to point them out right now. The 'culprit' who got into Esponer's account could possibly be andrew himself, since, if you eliminate all previously-stated possibilities, he would be the only one with access to Esponer's account. Just a thought.

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    • I don't flirt, and I have no idea how I got that reputation.

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      In keeping with the middle ages theme of today's Blue Peter, we'll be learning how to make our own Iron Maiden.
      You will need: Some Thick Cardboard
      Some Kebab Skewers and
      A bicyle chain.

    • You think Oedipus is better company than Jess!? Why the nerve! and I bet you also think Oedipus is better company then me too!? Hmph! Man you have bad tastes in friends.

      Speaking of friends i know who you are sadE leave me alone it's over i'm not your freind anymore.

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      You have been overriden by Overrider your computer is dead!

    • SilverDragon stands up.

      "I solemnly vow that if sadE comes back, he won't be happy, and will
      instead live up to his name."

      SilverDragon sets up neutron turrets, automated torp.crossbows, nanobot spider
      mines, satellite laser networks, and a small flying toothpick up to attack sadE
      if he appeared.

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      "That's all very nice, but where's the guns?"
      - SilverDragon

      (This message has been edited by SilverDragon (edited 05-16-2001).)

    • Jess kicks ESPilot in the head until he passes out.

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      In keeping with the middle ages theme of today's Blue Peter, we'll be learning how to make our own Iron Maiden.
      You will need: Some Thick Cardboard
      Some Kebab Skewers and
      A bicyle chain.

    • Phoenix aids SilverDragon in making defenses when he thinks better of it, and goes and blows up SadE himself.

      He then returns and says, "Jess, I think you are very good company....."

      For the sheer fun of it he kicks ESPilot in the head. 😛

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      "You are gentle and kind.....but that isn't enough. You must be strong too, for evil will overpower you if you are not strong. You must be like steel, strong and invulnerable, yet bending under certain circumstances."
      -Phoenix

    • Rima shrugs and helps set up defences.She then looks at the messy bar and shrugs again.Rima takes out a little device and tosses it in the air until it shoots a small beam out. Rima winces as the beam slices threw the bar walls."sorry."

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      Look, it's a flying monkey.
      for those who want to know i have a new AIm screen name.

    • SilverDragon healed ESPilot, put a banning sign up for SadE without permission,
      fixed the wall, said hello to Rima, shot Overrider in the head, and ordered some
      water.

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      "That's all very nice, but where's the guns?"
      - SilverDragon

    • Jess allows Fish to devour the remains, and orders a Vodka and lemonade.
      "SilverDragon, it's not normal to come to a bar and drink water."

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      In keeping with the middle ages theme of today's Blue Peter, we'll be learning how to make our own Iron Maiden.
      You will need: Some Thick Cardboard
      Some Kebab Skewers and
      A bicyle chain.

    • grunadulater stuffs one off fuzzillas clones(avalieble in my pocket)down sade's thout.
      fuzzilla(the real one)starts knawing on his leg.

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    • SilverDragon shrugs, and orders some more water.

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      "That's all very nice, but where's the guns?"
      - SilverDragon

    • Jess also shrugs, then gets very drunk and accindently allows fish to eat one of her fingers.

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      In keeping with the middle ages theme of today's Blue Peter, we'll be learning how to make our own Iron Maiden.
      You will need: Some Thick Cardboard
      Some Kebab Skewers and
      A bicyle chain.

    • "Hello SilverDragon"Rima finishes her drink and this time orders a Flameout.Rima then starts trying to figure out the device she's holding. She sees a little button on the bottom of the device and presses it.Someopne's ship blows up.

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      Look, it's a flying monkey.
      for those who want to know i have a new AIm screen name.