Phoenix patrols the area around Jess, laser on maximum.
He also hopes very much for a free Zidagar Flameout as payment.
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"You are gentle and kind.....but that isn't enough. You must be strong too, for evil will overpower you if you are not strong. You must be like steel, strong and invulnerable, yet bending under certain circumstances."
-Phoenix
Lord Gwydion wakes up with a huge hangover, and orders a glass of water with a temperature of absolute zero to get rid of the hangover.
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YakKa Foob MoG. GRuG
PubbuWuP ZiNk WattooM
GaZoRK. CHuMBLE SpuZz.
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Overrider gives Phoenix his flameout and steps on some button on a device. The bar cathes fire and a meteor blows up another renegade CW
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You have been overriden by Overrider You know longer can live
Jess wakes up.
"Aren't you all nice boys." She buys everyone drinks, and everyone gets drunk. "Heh. I said much nasty stuff about rooster and lost no karma."
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In keeping with the middle ages theme of today's Blue Peter, we'll be learning how to make our own Iron Maiden.
You will need: Some Thick Cardboard
Some Kebab Skewers and
A bicyle chain.
Lord Gwydion points his Zinkerwarkius at Overrider and presses a button. Instead of the bar going up in flames, godzilla appearing, meteors falling from the sky, or pits opening up, a huge explosion erupts from Overrider. Overrider lives, but it looks like he is permanently a stick figure. Lord Gwydion, as he is drunk now, blows the stick figure into oblivion happily. He then grabs a bunch of other people's drinks to get even more drunk than he already is (if that is possible, he's pretty darn drunk now). He, yet again, collapses on the floor, unconsious.
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YakKa Foob MoG. GRuG
PubbuWuP ZiNk WattooM
GaZoRK. CHuMBLE SpuZz.
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oops Overrider says
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You have been overriden by Overrider You know longer can live
Phoenix notes that he can't become drunk, and then notes that the "know" in Overides sig is really "no"
"You no longer can live!"
Just trying to add to the effectiveness of your signature.............
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"You are gentle and kind.....but that isn't enough. You must be strong too, for evil will overpower you if you are not strong. You must be like steel, strong and invulnerable, yet bending under certain circumstances."
-Phoenix
Phoenix bicycle kicks it out of Sato's hand, it ricochetes against a vat of liquid, and then hits Sato in the mouth, sticks there,and blows up.
Sato(or what's left of him) is spattered against various portions of the bar.
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"You are gentle and kind.....but that isn't enough. You must be strong too, for evil will overpower you if you are not strong. You must be like steel, strong and invulnerable, yet bending under certain circumstances."
-Phoenix
oops Overrider says and fixes his sig.
OOC:are you Ultra Phoenix?
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You have been overriden by Overrider You know longer can live
Lord Gwydion wakes up and rushes to get his Zinkerwarkius back. He picks it up, points it at the remains of Sattomax, and presses the fifth button. Sattomax is deadder (is that a word?) than a doornail now.
Lord Gwydion points the Zinkerwarkius at ESPilot for not serving his drink (a glass of water with a temperature of absolute zero) and presses all of the buttons. He then takes out his Atomic Deathray BlasterŞ and blows ESPilot's remains into heptillions of pieces smaller than gluons, and gets his own glass of water. He drinks it, and instantly freezes, however, his hangover is goneÉ
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YakKa Foob MoG. GRuG
PubbuWuP ZiNk WattooM
GaZoRK. CHuMBLE SpuZz.
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Rima wakes up from the long nap she was taking. She puts her device in her hand and goes over to a window. She practices control by blowing up peoples ships and then wonders why half the people in the bar have turned around with their hands on their guns to look at her.She notes that she destroyed Overrider's and Lord Gwydion's ships and walks very swiftly away from the bar.She locks herself in a room that has a lot of buttons in it.She presses one and some cameras come on showing the bar.She presses another and a swimming pool forms in the middle of the bar,dumping many people into water.She puts a few more locks onh the door and 2 force fields and starts playing with buttons.
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The earth is burning up and were all going to die.
Lord Gwydion regenerates and blows both Sattomax and Rima into oblivion with meteors, pits of molten steel, Godzilla, and Atomic Deathray BlasterŞ bolts. His ship, fortunately, although there was a huge explosion on it, was not damaged badly(it's a huge battlecruiser a helluva lot bigger, more advanced, better shielded and armoured, and meaner). Lord Gwydion carefully pick's up Rima's money and uses it to fix Lord Gwydion's ship.
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YakKa Foob MoG. GRuG
PubbuWuP ZiNk WattooM
GaZoRK. CHuMBLE SpuZz.
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OOC: Yes, I am.
Phoenix calmly grabs Gywdion and then throws him outside the bar.
He lands in a peculiar psycho Fuzz's mouth.
Dinner.....is served........
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"You are gentle and kind.....but that isn't enough. You must be strong too, for evil will overpower you if you are not strong. You must be like steel, strong and invulnerable, yet bending under certain circumstances."
-Phoenix
Sato carefully puts himself back together in space and floats back into the bar. He has a drink of water to calm himself down, and pulls out his device. After pressing a button on it, it transforms into a rather large photon gun. He fires on Lord Gwydion, dematerializing him into tiny bits of atoms.
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Lord Gwydion regenerates, then goes and drinks some water. He is now no longer drunk, and puts his Zinkerwarkius up for sale, because it seems to bring him bad luck.
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YakKa Foob MoG. GRuG
PubbuWuP ZiNk WattooM
GaZoRK. CHuMBLE SpuZz.
(url="http://"http://pub101.ezboard.com/bstarbasedelta")Starbase Delta(/url)
OOC:I liked Ultra better
"I'll take it!" Overrider takes it and shoves it down Rimas throat explodind her "that's for shooting my Ultra Battle Cruiser" and orders a Lactarian Trilo Grak Fizz
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You have been overriden by Overrider You no longer can live
Overrider orders another Lactarian Trilo Grak Fizz and passes out on the floor
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You have been overriden by Overrider You no longer can live
Jess reveals that she actually poisoned the water, and anyone who drank any now has a curious disease where they sprout noses in uncomfortable places.
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In keeping with the middle ages theme of today's Blue Peter, we'll be learning how to make our own Iron Maiden.
You will need: Some Thick Cardboard
Some Kebab Skewers and
A bicyle chain.
