Lord Gwydion blows the crossbows away with his Atomic Deathray BlasterŞ, and then pulls a little device out of his pocket and, looking at it as if it were something he had never seen before, presses a button. The bar instantly goes up in flames.
'Ooops,' he says. 'Let's try that with a different button.'
He presses a different button, and suddenly the floor of the bar opens up where Kiwi was standing, with a pit of molten steel underneath.
'Hmmm,' Lord Gwydion ponders. 'Maybe I should read the instructions. Nah. Instructions are for wimps.'
He pushes yet another button, and suddenly a great rumbling is heard. Godzilla is now outside the bar, stomping on pedestrians. Lord Gwydion blows him away with his Atomic Deathray BlasterŞ.
He then presses a fourth button, and a meteorite crashes into the bar.
'Oooh! I like that one!'
He points the device at a random Crescent Warship, presses the fourth button, and sees a meteor demolish it.
He orders a Voinian Atomic Neutron Star Brandy, and (getting very drunk), starts happily demolishing random things with meteors and his Atomic Deathray BlasterŞ. He finally collapses on the floor, and, accidentally pressing the first button, sets the bar on fire again.
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(This message has been edited by Lord Gwydion (edited 05-19-2001).)