Jess walks back in with a full set of limbs, and picks up a fuzz
"Aren't they cute?" she laughs. "I think I'll call it... fish."
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In keeping with the middle ages theme of today's Blue Peter, we'll be learning how to make our own Iron Maiden.
You will need: Some Thick Cardboard
Some Kebab Skewers and
A bicyle chain.
Jess holds fish up to the light.
"But it's so cute..." Jess decides to keep fish. If anyone posts: It bites her, or anything like that, I'm going to ignore it.
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In keeping with the middle ages theme of today's Blue Peter, we'll be learning how to make our own Iron Maiden.
You will need: Some Thick Cardboard
Some Kebab Skewers and
A bicyle chain.
ESPilot, noting the fact that pandemonium has broken out without him, the bartender there, creates a miniature artificial wormhole in the middle of the fuzz stampede and they're all sucked into some random galaxy on the other side, along with Jess, Oedipus, Overrider, and Jade's dead corpse. ESPilot says to Oedipus "I like the red paint. It's much better than the old color." and Oedipus disappears into the wormhole. ESPilot says "I would've put that Dragoon person in there except that it'd be pointless due to his 'Cosmic Beamer'. ESPilot says "Next person to do something totally bstrdly get's sucked into this wormhole for eternity with Oedipus, Overrider, a horde of fuzzillas, and worst of all Jess." ESPilot throws 'fish' into the wormhole too just for the heck of it and hands out any drinks that happened to be ordered in his abscence.
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(This message has been edited by ESPilot (edited 05-14-2001).)
Dragoon brings everyone back with his Cosmic Beamer, except the fuzzy army.
"I liked fish," he explains, petting the furry animal.
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"Like I said, I'm awfully sorry for killing you, but the voices were insistant."
(This message has been edited by Dragoon (edited 05-14-2001).)
Oedipus I hate you OK You are an annoying pest and you should be kicked off the webboards for some of the things I have heard you say. got it? SD how could you team up with this vermin? this pest! For that Overrider shoves another 100 gallons of the deadliest poison in the Universe down Oedipus's throat
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You have been overriden by Overrider your computer is dead!
Phoenix pats fish and orders a Zidagar Flameout(which I get for free considering I created it).
He then blows away all the troublemakers in the bar.
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"You are gentle and kind.....but that isn't enough. You must be strong too, for evil will overpower you if you are not strong. You must be like steel, strong and invulnerable, yet bending under certain circumstances."
-Phoenix
hey! someone hates me! thats pretty cool, finally, I have an enemy. ill just have to kill you, later though, im tired right now. though I would like some reasons, cause maybe your just another jude
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what have I become, my sweetest friend. Everyone I know goes away, in the end
"And the door closed with a satisfied ssssssh-aaaaah"
may your stories live on, Douglas Adams, and may the mice find the true question of life, the universe, and everything
"Another Jude? Don't worry, Oedipus, Jude's a very nice person. I'm sure you'd
appreciate....... Several thousand......." Dragoon grins, and then ponders on the
idea of creating thousands of Judes to murder him.
OOC: I don't know if anyone will believe me. That thing with the IP addresses in
"Just a Quick Note" is not what it sounds. I did not do it all
myself. I give you my word. Question - If a "hacker" lived near where I live, wouldn't
that mean we'd have similar IPs?
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"Like I said, I'm awfully sorry for killing you, but the voices were insistant."
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Originally posted by Dragoon:
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OOC: I don't know if anyone will believe me. That thing with the IP addresses in
"Just a Quick Note" is not what it sounds. I did not do it all
myself. I give you my word. Question - If a "hacker" lived near where I live, wouldn't
that mean we'd have similar IPs?
**
No, it doesn't mean that at all -- IPs have very little to do with geographical location. But nice try. 
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Andrew Welch / el Presidente / Ambrosia Software, Inc.
Never argue with an idiot. They drag you down to their level then beat you with experience.
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Originally posted by Dragoon:
**"Another Jude? Don't worry, Oedipus, Jude's a very nice person. I'm sure you'd
appreciate....... Several thousand......." Dragoon grins, and then ponders on the
idea of creating thousands of Judes to murder him.
OOC: I don't know if anyone will believe me. That thing with the IP addresses in
"Just a Quick Note" is not what it sounds. I did not do it all
myself. I give you my word. Question - If a "hacker" lived near where I live, wouldn't
that mean we'd have similar IPs?
**
Seriously, SD, you seem like a nice guy and we all make mistakes. I can be very forgiving and understanding if people just admit they f'ed up one night. We all have our bad days, so here is what I am asking you...
Will you please just admit that you were the one behind it and get this over with. You can walk away from this situation and just say you goofed, it was a bad prank, I won't care.
What I do care about is going after you and finding the truth, then exposing you, which would be a very bad situation for you. I know people and programs that can track the information logged on Janus to a SINGLE house address. I once heard of them even finding out the guys phone number and CALLING him.
Please, if it was you just admit it. I've done some really stupid things too, but I admitted to them and have moved on. For your own sakes, just admit it... please...
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mikeeJ | Proud member of the vast right-wing conspiracy | zergess@yahoo.com
"The more corrupt the state, the more numerous the laws." - Tacitus
I've not posted on here before, but here I go...
I'm Esponer/SilverDragon's brother. We live in the same house and share a 56k internet connection.
What I wanted to say is in resonse to "Soviet mikee" - there is no way in hell that my brother's doing this himself. I've just been sitting here for twenty minutes with him trying to figure out who really is the culprit.
This is someone who seems to be using the same internet provider as we are. Esponer (I don't know if he'd appreciate me using his real name on here) and Andrew (the administrator) seem to think this is very unlikely, but I disagree. We use Freeserve, which is just about the biggest ISP in Britain (correct me if I'm wrong).
There is also no way that anybody could have gained access to his computer, and equally no way they could have gained access to my iMac. Those are the only two computers in the house that possibly could have his passwords on them.
My idea is this:
Esponer probably gave his e-mail address to a friend at school. This "friend" then found out the e-mail provider, and guessed the password based on his interests. Using the password, they accessed his e-mail, and saw the confirmation e-mail from Ambrosia, with the password for the boards. They then used that to impersonate him.
We tend to leave our mail on the server, so this seems a plausible explanation to me. What does everyone else think?
Thanks for your time,
Aluminum Tuesday
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Originally posted by ESPilot:
**with Jess, Oedipus, Overrider,.............
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What the hell did I do?
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You have been overriden by Overrider your computer is dead!
What a very mature little brother you have SD. Jess shoots ESPilot in the head, for suggesting that she is not enjoyable company.
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In keeping with the middle ages theme of today's Blue Peter, we'll be learning how to make our own Iron Maiden.
You will need: Some Thick Cardboard
Some Kebab Skewers and
A bicyle chain.
"Bigger brother, actually," SilverDragon explained.
SilverDragon heals ESPilot and wonders if he should kill him too.
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Fear not the dragon,
Fear not the wolf,
Fear not the warship,
Fear my Crescent Fighter.
Overrider agrees that Jess is good company
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You have been overriden by Overrider your computer is dead!
