"Were're splitting whatever we find on him 50-50, mind you."
Where's SD today?

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"Things that try to look like things often do look more like things than things, well known fact."
-Granny Weatherwax

Lord Gwydion says, 'I've got dibs on blowing his head off!'

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YakKa Foob MoG. GRuG
PubbuWuP ZiNk WattooM
GaZoRK. CHuMBLE SpuZz.

50 points if you can get his nose off in one piece!

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"Things that try to look like things often do look more like things than things, well known fact."
-Granny Weatherwax

'OoohÉ That'll be tough.'
Lord Gwydion carefully aims with the targeting sight at Razza's ear from the direct side, creating a line between ear and ear.
First he says, 'It might be a little while before we see anything, but, here goesÉ'
Then he pulls the trigger.
Clouds of brain, blood, skull, cerebro-spinal fluid, et cetera explode in all different directions, splattering the walls, mixing Razza's brains with Lonehuman's guts.
But, after about fifteen minutes, when the clouds of brain subside, everyone in the bar sees the headless body of Razza, and just next to it, where the head would be, a charred and bloody, but complete, nose.

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YakKa Foob MoG. GRuG
PubbuWuP ZiNk WattooM
GaZoRK. CHuMBLE SpuZz.

"Wow. For that, I'll buy you a drink."
She searches the corpse for money.
"I'll have a synthale, he can have anything he wants."

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"Things that try to look like things often do look more like things than things, well known fact."
-Granny Weatherwax

Lord Gwydion asks for the Igadzra equivalent (sp?) of the Azdgari Chronocrusher and the Zidagar Flameout.

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YakKa Foob MoG. GRuG
PubbuWuP ZiNk WattooM
GaZoRK. CHuMBLE SpuZz.

(This message has been edited by Lord Gwydion (edited 05-07-2001).)

Come on people! You can't do a bar with only 2!

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"Things that try to look like things often do look more like things than things, well known fact."
-Granny Weatherwax

HmmÉ There used to be a third person a little while ago, but I guess he kinda died...

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YakKa Foob MoG. GRuG
PubbuWuP ZiNk WattooM
GaZoRK. CHuMBLE SpuZz.

(This message has been edited by Lord Gwydion (edited 05-06-2001).)

SilverDragon returns, says sorry for being away, and then starts cleaning his
Enforcer pistol.

"Whoever kept one of these gets an even better weapon - a graviton flare launcher!"

"Remember Gadzair? One shot from the graviton flare launcher was what recked it."

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Fear not the dragon,
Fear not the wolf,
Fear not the warship,
Fear my Crescent Fighter.

Draco waves his enforcer pistol in the air, then smiles blissfully at his gravitron flare launcher. He shoots it in the general direction of the EV Chronicles, for being so slow. A cloud of dust drifts towards the bar from there.

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The dragon awaits no whims but his own...
Doom, gloom, and things that go boom!!
Everyone but the black guy are Voinan's, and the black guy is Emalghion... "(url="http://"http://brickshelf.com/gallery/Cotton-Mouse/Other/fight.swf")Die Voinan Scum!(/url)"

Rima looks curiously at Razza's body and wonders if he will regenerate.

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I'm not dead yet.In fact I feel pretty good!"
I cut off your arm!""It's only a flesh wound!"
"Bless this holy hand grenade..."

A UE Fighter flies in and docks outside the bar.
A man walks in and wonders why a mutilated body is on the floor with a complete nose next to it.
He orders a good old-fashioned, human beer.

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I will save the UE....
I think

Phoenix serves him a beer.

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"That is called a droid decoy. This is called a trap. And I'm calling you dead"
-Phoenix
"Without morality man is but a being driven by base instincts and greed. The absence of it serves to lower man almost to the status of a automaton. Principle is what gives us life and strengthens civilization. In essence, it is at the nucleus of what is good and right. Without these, freedom itself it stifled and limited to those of greater power."
-Phoenix

Starkiller walks in, and goes into a rant about how bars haven't been the same since the one on the Council Station.

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"The object of war is not to die for your country but to make the other bastard die for his. " - General George Patton

SilverDragon sets his Enforcer pistol to the highest mode and shoots Starkiller.
Starkiller writhes in pain on the floor.

"I assume that was also an insult to my bar," he said.

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Fear not the dragon,
Fear not the wolf,
Fear not the warship,
Fear my Crescent Fighter.

The man drinks his beer, pulls out his neutron rifle, and hopes no one decides to shoot at him because that would force him to shoot back.

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I will save the UE....
I think

SilverDragon suddenly starts singing to the tune of "I'll be coming round the
mountain as I come":

"I'll be coming round the Dreadnought as I come,"
"I'll be coming round the Dreadnought as I come,"
"I'll be coming round the Dreadnought,"
"I'll be blasting all those Voinians,"
"I'll be dodging lots of rockets as I come!"

After getting some weird looks, SilverDragon sighs and goes to sleep.

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Fear not the dragon,
Fear not the wolf,
Fear not the warship,
Fear my Crescent Fighter.

Phoenix serves everyone a Suicide Slushy.

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"That is called a droid decoy. This is called a trap. And I'm calling you dead"
-Phoenix
"Without morality man is but a being driven by base instincts and greed. The absence of it serves to lower man almost to the status of a automaton. Principle is what gives us life and strengthens civilization. In essence, it is at the nucleus of what is good and right. Without these, freedom itself it stifled and limited to those of greater power."
-Phoenix

Lord Gwydion waves his Atomic Deathray Blaster threateningly, saying that he ordered the Igadzra version of the Zidagar flameout and Azdgari chronocrusher, not a Suicide Slushy!

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YakKa Foob MoG. GRuG
PubbuWuP ZiNk WattooM
GaZoRK. CHuMBLE SpuZz.

Meanwhile in orbit around F-25, a Krait is attacking a convoy of emalgha freighters. Suddenly, it is blasted apart by a stray Enforcer blast from the bar. An escape pod ejects toward the station.

No one in the bar except a cleaning robot notices. It turns its optic appendage toward the oncoming pod and says, "See, that's how you do that," to it's Mop-O-Matic 3000.

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(This message has been edited by spoonbender (edited 05-07-2001).)