Rules:
1. No killing another character without their permission.
2. No time related weapons.
3. You may NOT blow up my bar!
4. Blast as many heads off as you like, and feel free to regenerate any part
of your body you want to.
5. Have fun. That's not a suggestion. Have fun or I'll tear you limb from
limb!

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The bar of Freeport is not exactly a nice place. It's dark, musky and most of
all filled with pirates.

How SilverDragon ended up owning it, well....... Due to a slight debt related
problem, and his incredible desire to help a friend, he ended up in this awful
predicament.

The second SilverDragon gets behind the bar, and sees a lot of pirates shouting
and making a fool of themselves, he gets out his enforcer pistol and starts
shooting people. They get the idea quite quickly.

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Jude's left. sniff
We'll miss you/are missing you!
sniff sniff

Phoenix walks in and blast the remaining renegades. He then walks out.

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"That is called a droid decoy. This is called a trap. And I'm calling you dead"

A Zidara with white stipes instead of pink docks.It's name is the Z.S.S. White Death.Rima walks off and goes into the bar.

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I'm not dead yet.In fact I feel pretty good!"
I cut off your arm!""It's only a flesh wound!"
"Bless this holy hand grenade..."

SilverDragon sighs. "Business is slow, isn't it Rima? A pity Phoenix didn't
stay in."

SilverDragon pours himself some water. "A drink, Rima?"

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Jude's left. sniff
We'll miss you/are missing you!
sniff sniff

"Sure.I'll have a Saalian Brandy mixed with a little Zar'sf"Rima looks around to see if there's any robots too shoot.She shrugs.

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I'm not dead yet.In fact I feel pretty good!"
I cut off your arm!""It's only a flesh wound!"
"Bless this holy hand grenade..."

(This message has been edited by Rima (edited 04-23-2001).)

SilverDragon makes the drink for Rima.

"One second." he says to Rima, and then walks out of the bar.

He comes back some time after, about five minutes after a huge explosion.

"I wrote 'come to the Freeport bar' in burning asteroids." he explains.

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Jude's left. sniff
We'll miss you/are missing you!
sniff sniff

"Asteroids are made of rock.How do you make asteroids burn?"Rima looks out the window."oh.I see.That's how."

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I'm not dead yet.In fact I feel pretty good!"
I cut off your arm!""It's only a flesh wound!"
"Bless this holy hand grenade..."

Samurai stumps into the bar. He's an unpleasant looking fellow, with a wooden leg, and eyepatch, and a parrot on his shoulder. A blaze sub-machine gun hangs at his side.

"Who torched my asteroid pod! I spent about a month working on that thing, and now all the engine's burnt to a crisp! Well?"

The parrot on his shoulder gives tongue.

"Torched the pod, spent a month, engine's burnt, Well? Squaaawk!"

"Be quiet, Polly. There's a good parrot. Here, have a cracker. Good girl... er, ahem. Now which one o' you torched my asteroid pod?"

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Oedipus' azdara docks as he walks to the door.

"oh come on, this has got to be a joke."
Oedipus walks up to the bar and orders a liter of saalian brandy. after finishing it off, he breaks the end of the bottle against Rima's head. 'red paint"
He then jumps over the bar and repeatedly stabs silverdragon in the stomach. 'more red paint'
the bar degrades into chaos as the whirling blur known as Oedipus kills everyone in the bar, except for one man, sitting in the corner, sipping his brandy, killing his soul. Iothe Ian (This is to you man!)

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and doesnt it make you feel better, the pigs have won tonight. They can all sleep soundly now, and everything is all right

Rima regenerates that part of her head and points to a sign with the rules on it.

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I'm not dead yet.In fact I feel pretty good!"
I cut off your arm!""It's only a flesh wound!"
"Bless this holy hand grenade..."

Oedipus replies
"Oh yeah, forgot about that"
he pulls out his railgun and blows apart the sign with a 20mm depleted uranium slug

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and doesnt it make you feel better, the pigs have won tonight. They can all sleep soundly now, and everything is all right

SilverDragon reincarnates himself.

"Samurai, I blew up your asteroid pod. Here's 10 million credits." he says, handing
it over.

He stares at Oedipus, and then whistles faintly. "Here Garland."

The huge warship - 4 km long, wide and tall - appears and uses a tractor beam
on Oedipus. The warship then procedes to completely kill him, and since he's
totally and utterly dead, and also several billion light years away, he can't return.

BANNING SIGN:
Oedipus is now banned from this bar. Thank you!

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Jude's left. sniff
We'll miss you/are missing you!
sniff sniff

Jess has infact been sat in the bar the whole time, waiting to get a drink, dammit! She is ahhh... Igadzra (that attractive one from the NorthTip, but of course completely different) but not particularly patriotic. Rather the reverse actually.
She turns to SilverDragon, "Not that I want the chaos causing person to come back or anything, but don't you need a reason for banning him? Oh, and one other thing. WHAT DOES IT TAKE TO GET A DRINK IN THIS PLACE?"

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If a tree falls in the forest when nobody's around, WHAT COLOUR IS THAT TREE?

Im banned? oooh :frown:
oh well, there are alternatives...

though im far away, I shall return.

five days later, a slight disturbance is seen next to a distant voinian star.
the ripple continuously grows bigger, until, a faint silver-blue glimmer can be seen in teh center. another five days pass, until a faint roar can be heard, not just a normal roar of pulse engines, but a deep rumbling, one that shakes the station, causing small slipshod parts to fall out of their bearings.

another five days pass, and worry increases as the pulses from the object do. Eventually, it can be identified as a voinian interceptor, a voinian interceptor on a positive course for the freeport bar!

everyone evacuates, leaving the shoddy bar to be demolished by the incoming craft. One hour later, the craft smashes into the bar, causing the entire system to explode. Luckily, all of the people escaped to gorky, and are relaxing in the bar when it is disintegrated as a heavy fighter crashes into it. causing an even larger explosion than the one in riomor.

oedipus smiles
"Whoops, guess i sent two ships, not one, oh well"

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and doesnt it make you feel better, the pigs have won tonight. They can all sleep soundly now, and everything is all right

OOC: Ignoring the children.........

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"Asking?" SilverDragon replies with a smile.

"And I banned him because he killed everyone - even you." SilverDragon points out,
and then is nice enough to regenerate her.

Then, for the sheer heck of it, he throws acid in her face, making her face
considerably less "attractive" to anybody but Voinians, who like melted faces.

OOC: By the way, what do Igadzra look like?

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Jude's left. sniff
We'll miss you/are missing you!
sniff sniff

(This message has been edited by SilverDragon (edited 04-23-2001).)

Out of a sealed and guarded door inthe back,comes a tall human wearing a black andgold uniform with a badge looking like a blood-stained knife with a badge picturing Freeport next to it,along with a machette sheathed at each side,no other visble weapons.Knifeblade Nick,most feared and wanted Captain of Freport.

Nick looks around at the varius different races occupying the bar.He orders a Saalian Brandy, and sips it quitely.he looks over at Samurai the renegade with an eyepatch and a parrot and a pegleg and makes a faint smile."Well if it ain't Samurai,the villanous crook who started tryin' to build an asteroid pod thingimajigger. Wudn't that the pod itself burning out there as an adverstisement for the bar?"he says,and sips his drink quitely.

A person who shares qualities from all the races in the galaxy lands on Freeport
in his huge battlecruiser, which takes a bit of every race.

The slightly freakish man walks into the bar, and he addresses everyone.

"My friends, you are truly honoured to meet me, as I expand a third of my life
simply in talking to you. My name is Spectre, Spectre 0001! Only thrice shall you
see my in this form, and may you be honoured, for I am the Greatest, the Most
Powerful. And unlike the other Spectres - I don't die of paper cuts."

Spectre 0001 orders a drink, sighes, and then makes one materialise from nowhere,
which he drinks and then throws at a wall. The glass burns through the wall,
carries on at impossible speeds, and reports say that it sliced over 400 Igazras
before finally causing an explosion on Igadzra that blew up half the planet.

Rima wonders if the spectre's will ever stop appearing.She than throws a rock that someone brought in at the stupid Spectre.

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I'm not dead yet.In fact I feel pretty good!"
I cut off your arm!""It's only a flesh wound!"
"Bless this holy hand grenade..."

The rock passes right through Spectre 0001.

"You........... arg! That tickles!"

Spectre 0001 then realises something. "No! Only one post left!"

Rima throws a glass at Spectre and waits for him to post and dissapear.

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I'm not dead yet.In fact I feel pretty good!"
I cut off your arm!""It's only a flesh wound!"
"Bless this holy hand grenade..."