Some rules and here they are:
One: No time related weopons
two: No killing anyone w/o their permission
three: DON'T GET BANNED!

rookie10276 walks into the Zidagar Bar. rookie10276 is the new bartender who came in a week ago.

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Phoenix feels sorry for rookie and walks in. He hands rookie a Blaze Gun and a Stun Blaster and say's, "Good luck....you'll need it"

He walks out.

Hey! We already have a new bar! We can use this one AFTER.
(I'm sorry, I don't mean to boss people around, it's just the way I am.)

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If a tree falls in the forest when nobody's around, WHAT COLOUR IS THAT TREE?

Whats the new bar called ?

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"Tis better to be silent and be thought a fool, than to open one's mouth and remove all doubt"
-Some old wise fellow

Starkiller walks in, throws a ticking bomb on the floor, says "good luck", and departs.

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"Victory goes to the player who makes the next-to-last mistake. " - Chessmaster Savielly Grigorievitch Tartakower

Phoenix expertly deactivates the bomb and throws it outside the door. It follows Starkiller, ticking.....

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"That is called a droid decoy. This is called a trap. And I'm calling you dead"

Unfortunately, it would appear that Ultra Phoenix is a star.

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Giule out.

The Garibaldi Scadron comes in 'n ask for nine Saalian Brandies
...on the Rocks.
Where is the bartender here, says Joly?

Phoenix stops by and pours Garibaldi his drink.

"Rookies not here right now...I haven't seen him for awhile"

Phoenix then walks out of the room.

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"That is called a droid decoy. This is called a trap. And I'm calling you dead"