Jess shudders as the little Hobbit returns.
"Gods, all that punctuation freaks me out."
She shoots him in the leg and gags him, so that the number of exclamation marks does not give her a nervous breakdown. She sips her Vodka and listens to the stories.
(Hmmm, I had no idea most of us were so young. I assumed you were all 21 year olds with no lives )
(No offense to anyone who is 21. I'm sure you all laed wonderful lives)
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I came; I saw; I hid behind a tree.

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Rima gives people there drinks.She also takes out all the drinks and gives them to Grundulater.She also gives the corner where ESPilot dissapeared a steely-eyed glance.She then finally puts the Crystal gun down and takes up her small K'rsh gun.Then she answers Phoenix's question."I think you must be a very good pilot."She then sits down and takes out a Fanar'sf.It's the strongest drink in the bar.She takes a sip of it and puts it down.

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I'm not dead yet.In fact I feel pretty good!"
I cut off your arm!""It's only a flesh wound!"
"Bless this holy hand grenade..."

Since no ones around Rima goes to sleep.

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I'm not dead yet.In fact I feel pretty good!"
I cut off your arm!""It's only a flesh wound!"
"Bless this holy hand grenade..."

I walk into the bar with dynamite strapped to my head and demand that I be given a squid.

••The Crab

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Let's pretend you don't hate me for a second, then try posting.
WARNING : I don't take responsibility for my existense.
I'm like a bird. I always dump **** on people.

Jess takes a squid out of her pocket and hands it to Gunsh.
"I knew these things would come in handy."
Jess leans against the wall, wondering what the newcomer will do with the squid. She wakes Rima.
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If a tree falls in the forest when nobody's around, WHAT COLOUR IS THAT TREE?

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Excuse me, but could anybody tell me why this topic has over 140 posts, but only 45 views? Heh, heh. :rolleyes:

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-A wise person is one who recognizes that he or she knows nothing.
-Those who sit and listen often learn more than the ones who are talking.

Because not very many people have actually posted, just a small group of people who've posted a whole lot.

ESPilot appears out of nowhere from the opposite corner he disappeared into, jumps behind the bar, and guzzles a few kegs of beer. He then walks over to his favorite table, which Jess is sitting at, grabs her, throws her to the other side of the room with his new-found drunk strength, and falls a sleep. "ZZZZzz......zzzzZZZZZZ....ZZzzzzzzz........" and snores quite noisily.

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Recently started playing ROTUE, haven't got too far, haven't seen any new ships.

"It's because we post several times without leaving the bar, as so many people come on there's a new post right after we post."

"That really annoys me. Shooting someone who has already leapt off a tall building isn't my type of thing." Jade explains.

Jade sighes. "I wish I could remember SilverDragon's password. If I don't I'm going to have a permanent gender change - until I get back to my computer."

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A.S.S Beatrix,
Alexandria,
Save the Queen.

Sighing greatly after having been away a day, Draco walks into the Rock Bar.

"Anyone want to hear the story of how I blew up Voina?"

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The dragon awaits no whims but his own...
Doom, gloom, and things that go boom!!
Die Voinan Die!!!!!!!

Rima looks around after waking up and takes another sip of her drink.

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I'm not dead yet.In fact I feel pretty good!"
I cut off your arm!""It's only a flesh wound!"
"Bless this holy hand grenade..."

He sees no-one answered his question. Draco "Firestone" decides that he will tell his story about how he sent a robotic fighter to blow up his race's enemy's home planet. Then he remembers that he actually didn't blow up Voina, because he just recieved an e-mail from there( (url="http://"mailto:EmalghionSpy@Voina.VE")mailto:EmalghionSpy@Voina.VE(/url)EmalghionSpy@Voina.VE

Rima did look over his shoulder and she starts laughing."That's why you do things yourself and do not send robots."Rima gasps out and then laughs somemore.

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I'm not dead yet.In fact I feel pretty good!"
I cut off your arm!""It's only a flesh wound!"
"Bless this holy hand grenade..."

SilverDragon also laughs. "I'm sure you're happy now I disabled your bots, Rima."
he points out.

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Jude's left. sniff
We'll miss you/are missing you!
sniff sniff

Rima shrugs.She shoots one of the bots.Another reappears."They still reappear so I can shoot them so it's fine with me."She shoots a few more.

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I'm not dead yet.In fact I feel pretty good!"
I cut off your arm!""It's only a flesh wound!"
"Bless this holy hand grenade..."

Laughing along with all the humans (** cough-cough **)(not including Rima, who is a Zidagar/Miranu mix), he wonders if everyone needs glasses...

He shoots one of the bots with a tranquilizer dart, and begins scrutinizing it carefully. (Ain't me words good??)

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The dragon awaits no whims but his own...
Doom, gloom, and things that go boom!!
Die Voinan Die!!!!!!!

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Draco sees the first signs of insanity...

He also sees math, history, and english too.

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The dragon awaits no whims but his own...
Doom, gloom, and things that go boom!!
Die Voinan Die!!!!!!!

I'm not human.I'm a Zidagar/Miranu mix.

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I'm not dead yet.In fact I feel pretty good!"
I cut off your arm!""It's only a flesh wound!"
"Bless this holy hand grenade..."

Phoenix walks in. "just to make sure everyone knows my stance, here's some stats on which empires/groups I have sided with"

Human

Miranu

Zidagar

Zachit

Imperial Republic

Emalghia

Hinwar

Igadzra

Kawaii Bishoujo

Phoenix orders water and pulls out his Plasma Siphon in case any baka try to start a fight.

Rima gives him his water and wonders how he got a handheld Plasm Siphon.

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I'm not dead yet.In fact I feel pretty good!"
I cut off your arm!""It's only a flesh wound!"
"Bless this holy hand grenade..."

"Well, there was this Azdgari raider that had stolen Plasma Siphon schematics from the Igazdra. I boarded his ship after I vaped the cockpit and used the schematics to make my own Plasma Gun. It's danger level may be high, but it makes all other guns superfluous, unless of course you have a bigger Plasma Gun. ^_^"

Phoenix sips his water.