Ambrosia Garden Archive
    • "Okay. Peace treaty." SilverDragon smiles.

      "Want to hear my tale of beating the Dreadnought in an unarmed freighter with
      no cheats or escorts?"

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      Jude's left. sniff
      We'll miss you/are missing you!
      sniff sniff

    • Rima surveys the now clean bar.She doesn't cancel the robots because they also enforce peace.They come with guns.

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      I'm not dead yet.In fact I feel pretty good!"
      I cut off your arm!""It's only a flesh wound!"
      "Bless this holy hand grenade..."

    • A Voinian walks into the bar, demands a drink for five Voinian khlecks (coins) and
      then starts chatting up the the barwoman.

    • "Alright, if you listen to mine after you finish"

      Phoenix settles down and sips some juice from his hip flask.

    • "Well, it's a fascinating story that takes place in - ****, I'm not allowed to
      talk about things that happen in the future!"

      "Well, it WILL happen."

      SilverDragon casually punchs the Voinians head off.

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      Jude's left. sniff
      We'll miss you/are missing you!
      sniff sniff

    • An Emalgha civilian enters the, and starts looking around paranoid.

      The Voinian has just disappeared completely........

    • Spotting an enemy race, the emalghion Draco shoots his emalghion gun at the Voinan's drink, shattering the glass without hurting him.

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      The dragon awaits no whims but his own...
      Doom, gloom, and things that go boom!!
      Die Voinan Die!!!!!!!

    • Phoenix kicks the head outside the door, and then regenerates the Voinians head with a strange device. He then shoves the voinian out. "I've grown to dislike unecessary killing" he explains.

    • "Hello, fellow Emalghan." the strange Emalgha says.

    • "You know," Draco confides to his fellow Emalghion, "one wonders why you have such a similar name as that Voinan..."

      He buys him a dey'ona.

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      The dragon awaits no whims but his own...
      Doom, gloom, and things that go boom!!
      Die Voinan Die!!!!!!!

    • The (nameless) Emalgha suddenly goes wild, firing a little rifle all over the place,
      causing no damage.

      Then he collapses, and mysteriously disappears.....

    • "Dragon, weren't you going to tell a story?" (almost out of juice)

    • A UE officer walks into the bar. He is huge, and he is smoking a cigar.

      The UE officer sits down, keeping his name and business to himself, at one corner
      of the bar.

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      Spectre: Maximum lifespan of 3 posts
      Number of spectres: 9999

      Almost anything can kill a spectre, and they come in many shapes, races and ranks.

    • The robots come in just as the nameless Emalgha shoots wildly.One gets hit and goes out a window.The window seals itself up.Then just for a little target practice Rima shoots another robot.It explodes.Another robot immediately replaces it.Rima's eyes brighten as she sees a way to cause destruction without hurting anyone.

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      I'm not dead yet.In fact I feel pretty good!"
      I cut off your arm!""It's only a flesh wound!"
      "Bless this holy hand grenade..."

    • "Which one? The Dreadnought with a freighter one, the shuttlecraft story, or the
      one about Apocalyptic Night when Spica fell?"

      SilverDragon takes a look at the strange UE general, and decides to watch him
      for strange behaviour.

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      Jude's left. sniff
      We'll miss you/are missing you!
      sniff sniff

    • "Fascinating spectre....and I mean that"

    • "Dreadnought"

    • "Why don't you just tell us all three? Maybe one at a time though."

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      The dragon awaits no whims but his own...
      Doom, gloom, and things that go boom!!
      Die Voinan Die!!!!!!!

    • "Ah, you see, that hasn't happened yet, and I heard that temporary anomalies
      aren't allowed here." he sighs.

      "Shall I tell you what WILL happen?"

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      Jude's left. sniff
      We'll miss you/are missing you!
      sniff sniff

    • "Yes......you got caught in a spacial disruption?" "very interesting"