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      Originally posted by Flatulence:
      **Ahhh... but as I stated before, my armor does not regenerate. It reenforces. Steal the energy of the weapon blast and uses it to support the damaged armor. SO THERE!

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      Energy weapons were not used.

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      The Person who joins the United Earth Dictatorship knows not true might and he knows not true enlightenment.


      My objective is to live forever. So far so good.
      Books of the new millennia:Left Behind, Tribulaton Force, Nicolae, Soul Harvest, Apollyon, Assassins, The Indwelling, The Mark.

    • And the Gladiator games are paused momentarily while Lonevoinian and Flatulence discuss the rules and regulations of shields and regenerating armor...

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      "Stop ryhming, and I mean it!"
      "Uh... Anybody want a peanut?"

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      (This message has been edited by roostersw (edited 11-27-2000).)

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      Originally posted by roostersw:
      **The Alliance and Rooster's strandless jump into the system, and begin the battle. It's fierce, and of course the Alliance did have weapons to counteract Rooster's armor. The Zachit finally arrive and are soon reduced to 1/3 of their forces. Rooster calls most of the vessels to retreat, but it's too late...

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      Roosters ship has sufferd a reactor breach. Already noone but the people on the bridge will survive because of the radiation poisining. Then there is a huge hit and a hissing sound starts to be heard along with the alarm bells. Soon anothe alarm bell is heard. The hull breach bell. Only minuits remain before the bridge is depressurised.

      To flatty: Your armor isn't so good. Remember energy=Mass*35,721,000,000(A.K.A. the speed of light squared)? A whole freak lot of energy would be needed to fix just a tiny hole in your armor. That much energy could easely destroy your ship.

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      The Person who joins the United Earth Dictatorship knows not true might and he knows not true enlightenment.


      My objective is to live forever. So far so good.
      Books of the new millennia:Left Behind, Tribulaton Force, Nicolae, Soul Harvest, Apollyon, Assassins, The Indwelling, The Mark.

    • Seems we posted at the same times...here's the condition:

      Flaming bodies fall from the exposed decks into space as the ship breaks up. Rooster rushes to the equip room and picks up a warsuit, complete with shielding and otherwise. He sets the Council-made self-destruct and flies toward Buba's ship, attaching to the hull and forcing his way inside. He turns his personal shield, cloak, and life support on and begins to move through the decks, while the self-destruct of his own ship blows away most of the other ships from both fleets, disabling those who don't escape...

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      It is not fear that will destroy you, but the absence of it.

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      It is not fear that will destroy you, but the absence of it.

    • I think Buba should do this one since it's his ship.

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      The Person who joins the United Earth Dictatorship knows not true might and he knows not true enlightenment.


      My objective is to live forever. So far so good.
      Books of the new millennia:Left Behind, Tribulaton Force, Nicolae, Soul Harvest, Apollyon, Assassins, The Indwelling, The Mark.

    • Sure, but if he already got off the boards, your fleet is close enough to that system now...

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      It is not fear that will destroy you, but the absence of it.

    • O.K. then.

      Lone's fleet jumps into the system. He finds Bubas ship and beams 1000 crew members over to it. They are all wearing Cloak Detection Goggles. They quickly find rooster and capture him. They then bring him up to Admrial Lonevoinian's ship. "So, Rooster. I see we have won. I could do what any normal Voinian would do to a high ranking prisnor, rip one digit off at a time until you run out of digits, then rip your hands off at the wrists and feet off at the ankles, then rip your legs off at the knees and arms at the elbows then rip your legs off at the hip and arms at the sholder and then we throw you out an airlock." Rooster is about to throw up from fear. "But I won't." Said Lonevoinian. Rooster started looking a lot better. "If you swear on your life that you will serve the Voinian Empire as well as you can."

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      The Person who joins the United Earth Dictatorship knows not true might and he knows not true enlightenment.


      My objective is to live forever. So far so good.
      Books of the new millennia:Left Behind, Tribulaton Force, Nicolae, Soul Harvest, Apollyon, Assassins, The Indwelling, The Mark.

    • Rooster, still wearing the warsuit for it's life support was all sustaining him, pulls out his photonlance. He flips it toward to ceiling to an interject port used to project power, lights, mobile weapon support, etc, and the lights go out. He escapes to a Voinian interceptor and Lone's lasers beat at Rooster's shield bubble, soon they went out and the ship was destroyed...no life signs. This diversion (workable because Lone left no time to find out if Rooster was a hologram or not) allowed Rooster to board one of the disabled ships. The radiation from the weapons left his signiture unreadable, and there were too many ships to destroy them all...

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      It is not fear that will destroy you, but the absence of it.

    • Lone then activated a gravity well to prevent rooster from escaping and started destroying all the ships, starting with the fighters to make sure he couldn't repair a ship and fly away. He sent out a com message to all the ships. "Rooster, I will destroy you unless you come out of the ship you are hiding in and surrender. The gravety well is beining genarated by all the ships in the fleet this time so there is no way for you to escape. If you surrender I will put you in a prison cell on Voina untill the war is over. I will then set you free. It is your choice."

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      The Person who joins the United Earth Dictatorship knows not true might and he knows not true enlightenment.


      My objective is to live forever. So far so good.
      Books of the new millennia:Left Behind, Tribulaton Force, Nicolae, Soul Harvest, Apollyon, Assassins, The Indwelling, The Mark.

    • neh. Flatty teleports into Lone's war-room. Flatty runs up, kicks Lone in the nuts, and then teleports out. The Voinians, in utter shock, watched the scene unfold with looks of pure disbelief on their faces.

      Score one for intergalactic teleporter Flatty (you know, like Super Roller Skater Barbie!)

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      (This message has been edited by Flatulence (edited 11-27-2000).)

    • Fortunetly the shields were up when Flatty teleported out and ended up looking like a bunch of bloody noodles that were floting in outer space after going through the shield web.

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      The Person who joins the United Earth Dictatorship knows not true might and he knows not true enlightenment.


      My objective is to live forever. So far so good.
      Books of the new millennia:Left Behind, Tribulaton Force, Nicolae, Soul Harvest, Apollyon, Assassins, The Indwelling, The Mark.

      (This message has been edited by Lonevoinian (edited 11-27-2000).)

    • Rooster discovers an azdara remaining intact in one of the ships. The Flatty-refitted Azdaras held photonic warheads, dropped like bombs normally. Rooster faked trying to escape, and the ops officer on the Voinian ship turned up the well to pull him in. Rooster laughed out loud, releasing the extremely light warhead. It flew toward the warship through the well and impacted on the starboard bow. A crushing sound of decks collapsing and part of the warship breaking away filled the derelict space. The gravity well was turned off to prevent further explosions and Rooster's Azdara entered hyperspace masking the jump signature...

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      It is not fear that will destroy you, but the absence of it.

    • No... what you are talking about is a tractor beam. Voinian ships don't HAVE tractor beams. They have gravity wells that act like a planet does in EVO. No stuff-falls-to-it gravity but prevents jumps gravity.

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      The Person who joins the United Earth Dictatorship knows not true might and he knows not true enlightenment.


      My objective is to live forever. So far so good.
      Books of the new millennia:Left Behind, Tribulaton Force, Nicolae, Soul Harvest, Apollyon, Assassins, The Indwelling, The Mark.

    • Alright Then...

      The warhead only drifts toward the ship, and is easily destroyed. The Azdara fires it's mighty engines and the huge voinian ship struggles to keep up with it in vain. The Azdara soon escapes the gravity well's hold and enters hyperspace, masking his signature.

      (Please accept this turnout cuz i'm going to bed. I'll see ya'll at 4:00 tomorrow, when my ship will reemerge from hyperspace...)

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      It is not fear that will destroy you, but the absence of it.

    • And then the secret Azdgari agent, Captain Carnotaur, appears again. He quickly gives the Voinians massive anti-proton, phased disruptor, plasma, neutron, beam technology (beams that destroy planets) and then gives him hologram detection technology, as well as cloaks which don't drain shields and armor! Then Agent Captain Carnotaur leaves, after giving LoneVoinian some special Phase Neutron Turrets. These weapons, as fast a Phase turrets, three times as damaging as neutron turrets, and twice the range of phase turrets are the ultimate turret weapon. 😄

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      To Escape Velocity: Nova and Beyond!

    • Meanwhile Buba is utterly confused about this whole mess and decides to take over. He summons a mass of S.S. Traders and the like including Malicious Blade, Disco Bison, and Elizabeth Reib. Since no one noticed him blowing up the galaxy he decides the best way to get everyones attention is to plan a massive attack on Lone and Rooster who seem to never die, for some STRANGE reason. His fleet jumps into the devestated system and all the ships defy the stupid Gravity Well, etc. The Pers begin to shoot down the two already beat up ships as a mass of Turret fire and other projectiles fly towards Lone and Rooster. It doesn't look good for either one of them as Buba flys in for the final shots. The first shot is fired at Rooster's ship hull and it explodes into thousands of peices. Buba watches satisfied as Rooster flies off in space with no protection. He bursts in a few seconds. Then it is time for Lone to die, swooping in towards his ship another set of shots is fired this time directly hitting where Lone was standing and killing him instantly. A huge cheer arises from the Traders as Buba flies them off to celebrate on F-25 which has now turned into a Dance Hall/Bar.

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      "Stop ryhming, and I mean it!"
      "Uh... Anybody want a peanut?"

    • "That was my favorite hologram!" Lone yells after Buba. Blam**Blam Lone fires two homing space mines with tractor beams. They quickly hit Buba's ship's engines causing the antimatter containment to breach causing Buba's ship, Reib's ship and the Bison to explode in a large puff of black fire. Lone then sets an anti-universe destroying thing up so Buba could never destroy the universe.

      P.S. the reason that I'm ignoring your "And the Universe blows up" stuff it that it's kind of a rule that as long as people are having fun with a story it can't end unless it turns into a flame fest which I've seen hapen.

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      The Person who joins the United Earth Dictatorship knows not true might and he knows not true enlightenment.


      My objective is to live forever. So far so good.
      Books of the new millennia:Left Behind, Tribulaton Force, Nicolae, Soul Harvest, Apollyon, Assassins, The Indwelling, The Mark.

    • But secretly Lone doesn't realize that all those ships that he just blew up were actually disguised ships with his officers in it! Lone has just destroyed his army!! NOO! And Buba relaxs quietly on a planet we shall keep a secret for his safety. 🙂

      P.S. Sorry Lone about destroying the galaxy, I just wanted a new story to kinda emerge out of that because we were getting into this really confusing war thing... 😄 My bad...

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      "Stop ryhming, and I mean it!"
      "Uh... Anybody want a peanut?"

      (This message has been edited by Bubaganoosh (edited 11-28-2000).)

    • Unfortunately for Bubaganoosh, he didn't realize that he was being followed! And that all those officers he THOUGHT were LoneVoinians officers were all just holograms!!!! Bwa ha ha ha ha!!

      And then Captain Carnotaur appears again, holding a strange device in his hand. "What's that?" LoneVoinian asks.

      "You'll see. When I push this button, all those "S.S." dudes die!"

      Carnotaur pushes the button and Bubaganoosh looks in horror as all his S.S. traders vaporize are their ships self-destruct! Carnotaur then goes to the Ji Nebula along with LoneVoinian and forges an alliance with some aliens living in the Ji Nebula called the Ji'ang, from which the nebula gets it's name. The Ji'ang give the Voinians and Azdgari superior technology too that of everyone else, including the now dead Flatulance.

      The Ji'ang, Voinians, and Azdgari join forces and send a huge armada to F-25. Bubaganoosh's remaining ships stand no chance. They are destroyed, and Bubaganoosh dies as his Crescent warship explodes. The Ji'ang conquer F-25 and settle there. They also colonize all the planets in the Ji nebula and then conquer Krimm Prime, as well as a few other Miranu systems.

      Then the Voinians gather up their own task force and capture Kelmaon. Shortly thereafter Emalghion falls into Voinian hands, and the Emalgha rebellion is ended. The Voinians then capture all UE Frontier outposts, as well as Earth, Luna, New Centauri, Atlantic Station, Paaran and Paaran Station. Soon thereafter, with the help of the Ji'ang and the Azdgari, the alliance of races conquers the human race, as well as all human Renegade and human independent systems.

      The Azdgari then conquer the Zidagar with the help of the Voinians and Ji'ang, and make them give them even more technology. The Igadzra stand no chance. The Ji'ang decide they want them and send a huge armada to conquer the Igadzra. They stand no chance. The Igadzra are conquered, adding to the ever growing amount of technology secured by the Ji'ang, Azdgari, and Voinians. The Voinians and Ji'ang then proceed to capture most of Miranu space, destroying the Zachit. Only remnants of the UE, human Renegades, Miranu, Zidagar, and Igadzra roam the galaxy.

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      To Escape Velocity: Nova and Beyond!

      (This message has been edited by Captain Carnotaur (edited 11-28-2000).)