And through all this turmoil a new race arises... The Bubazair!

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"Stop ryhming, and I mean it!"
"Uh... Anybody want a peanut?"

Neh. and then, Lone, after discovering that if one's testicles take up home in one's pancreas, realized that one should be dying because of massive internal hemorrhaging. And they had, so he did, and he did.

His dying quote was "damn you flatty and your precise aim!"

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"Free your mind"
"Woah"
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Originally posted by Flatulence:
**Neh.
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I don't think so, I like the "Bubazair" idea better.

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Buba quickly equips himself with testicular armor so that not even Flatty's power and precise aim could hurt his balls. Then Buba decided to sit down and watch an episode of "Worlds Funniest Testicular Injuries"

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"Stop ryhming, and I mean it!"
"Uh... Anybody want a peanut?"

However, the voinians didn't count on the few remnants of miranus. While Captain Carnotaur was cruising the universe in his warship, miranu's Green Frisbee (miranu gunship) soars into the system followed by 10 miranu heavy freighters. His scanners scan the Green Frisbee and realize that it only has 3 phase turrets and a few SAE's. However, what he didn't know was that all of the MHF's 500 tons of space were filled by PM2s*. As they fired, a watching scoutship filmed it and sent it to a filmmaking company. Soon after, the "Worlds Funniest Testicular Injuries 2" was released, which Buba and miranu enjoyed very much.

*Pursuit Missles 2nd Generation, which can't be jammed except with miranu tech, which they would never give to Captain Carnotaur. They possess an extremely intelligent guidance system, which seeks's out the enemy's balls, forcing them into their pancreas.

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"And it's bye bye Captain Carnotaur. That's what you get for messing with the miranu."
--Quote from "Worlds Funniest Testicular Injuries 2"

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"Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you walk into an open sewer and die." -Mel Brooks

Is it just me, or did this thread start to suck bad after Flatty and i left yesterday?

Anyway, could someone dig through the crap and tell us what's actually going on?

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It is not fear that will destroy you, but the absence of it.

Nothin', really. The voinians took over the universe and everbody died. That's just about all that happened.

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"Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you walk into an open sewer and die." -Mel Brooks

So should i open a new adventure thread or can we clean this one up and start again from when it stopped being interesting?

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It is not fear that will destroy you, but the absence of it.

I would advise you to start another. And put fictional characters in it, not EVO Webboard people. Then they won't constantly battle trying to come back from their deaths and kill the other person. Or so I hope.

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"Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you walk into an open sewer and die." -Mel Brooks

I'd start a new one, but with rules.... you can only control your own character (unless you offer a continuation where someone must do something with you..... I saw lone cheating a few times and trying to assume control of poor Tray

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"Free your mind"
"Woah"
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And no holograms. I got sick of the "No, I didn't die, it was only a hologram."

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"Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you walk into an open sewer and die." -Mel Brooks

Please do so Flatulence. I would suggest the following rules:

No mass destruction.
Your seperate posts must take only the action of one day, but can pass up to a week.
Technological and Civilizational effects follow the same timeline.
Fully describe your current situation at the post, and not to be edited after another's counterpost.
Holograms (etc.) are included in situations explained in full at first. (accounted for miranu)

Sound good? I'd love to work under your command again Flatty. Also, let's keep it to ships or fleets, no total race control, eh?

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It is not fear that will destroy you, but the absence of it.

(This message has been edited by roostersw (edited 11-28-2000).)

Sounds good.

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"Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you walk into an open sewer and die." -Mel Brooks

So Flatulence, how about you start the new adventure thread, and Miranu and i can help you moderate it, eh? (so one of us will probably be there at all posting times)

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It is not fear that will destroy you, but the absence of it.

well, the holograms were my creation to ensure that Lone never perminately killed me in his posts, the worthless bastard

Rooster, I am too un-creative to think of a beginning for the story. Plus, I need to finish my paper.... dargh.

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This one was doing really well untill somepeople started making their ships invicible and the unthinkible happened... (read the first 5 or 10 posts and you'll see what I mean)

I'll start it... okay? and set some rules...

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"Stop ryhming, and I mean it!"
"Uh... Anybody want a peanut?"

(This message has been edited by Bubaganoosh (edited 11-28-2000).)

I'll make one then...Miranu (if they wish to) and someone else i'll choose can moderate. Watch in a minute or two.

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It is not fear that will destroy you, but the absence of it.

So the Voinians, Ji'ang, and Azdgari won, right?

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Originally posted by miranu:
*However, the voinians didn't count on the few remnants of miranus. While Captain Carnotaur was cruising the universe in his warship, miranu's Green Frisbee (miranu gunship) soars into the system followed by 10 miranu heavy freighters. His scanners scan the Green Frisbee and realize that it only has 3 phase turrets and a few SAE's. However, what he didn't know was that all of the MHF's 500 tons of space were filled by PM2s. As they fired, a watching scoutship filmed it and sent it to a filmmaking company. Soon after, the "Worlds Funniest Testicular Injuries 2" was released, which Buba and miranu enjoyed very much.

*Pursuit Missles 2nd Generation, which can't be jammed except with miranu tech, which they would never give to Captain Carnotaur. They possess an extremely intelligent guidance system, which seeks's out the enemy's balls, forcing them into their pancreas.

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"And it's bye bye Captain Carnotaur. That's what you get for messing with the miranu."
--Quote from "Worlds Funniest Testicular Injuries 2"
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:mad:

Unfortunately, the Miranu forgot, that Captain Carnotaur does NOT die!! Bwa ha ha ha!! He's an Azdgari agent! He doesn't go down without a fight!!!

As the Miranu ships prepared to leave, an Azdgari warship decloaks!! "Ha ha ha! I'll get you destroying my favorite hologram!!"

The Miranu vessels try to destroy him with their 2nd Generation Pursuit missiles, but they can't get past his shields, which continually regenerate!! Captain Carnotaur vaporizes the MHFs, and then captures the Miranu gunship and cruelly interrogates its crew to get the location of the Miranu's president.

The crew caves in and then Captain Carnotaur, in his super Azdgari warship, and LoneVoinian (who wasn't dead after all!) in his super Voinian cruiser, go out and track down the Miranu president. They destroy his ship and then conquer the rest of the Miranu. Then they hunt down Bubaganoosh, and then capture him and put him with their Miranu slaves.

And thus the story ends. I was getting tired of it anyway. I'll definitely like a new topic. This one was fun though, while it lasted...

-Captain Carnotaur

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It was fun as long as I had flatty to torment.

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