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Originally posted by Ninja:
**Hello, intergalactic space commanders! Ever have a dream or a fantasy about how your ship would look or how it would be manned or managed if it were real (unless you're psyco, which means you might actually THINK it's real...). Here's one I thought would be good:
So there I am, flying my Crescent Fighter at break-neck speeds, taking out some Voinian fighters, and eventually returning to my Crescent warship. Well, my fuel runs low, and I'm hungry for some re-hydrated chicken and potatoes. So I steer back to the Warship, which is manned by only women, who, for reasons unbeknownst to me (it's probably my charm :rolleyes:) , cater to my every needs! So I eat dinner with my 60 cutest pilots, engineers, and demolitions experts, knowing that I'm the last man alive in the galaxy... 
Stuff like that. 
Ninja
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WAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH HAAH HAAAH HAAH!!!!! Now that is FUNNY. So, that's your fantasy of your ship if it were real? It is (as I just stated) hillarious. Here's mine:
So, I'm here cruisin' around in my modified UE destroyer, the S.S. Firesnake, having just blown up a Voinian Frigate. Now I'm heading back to Pax to refuel and restock my rockets and missiles. So I walk into the bar and suddenly a voinian whips out his neutron pistol at me. Quick as a flash I draw my own phase pistol and fire, leaving the voinian dead. I fly out of Pax to be greeted by a trio of Voinian H Fighters. So I blow them to smithereens and find more on my ass. After taking out 5 of them, my scanners show a Voinian Cruiser firing rockets. I retaliate with Hunter Missiles while I get in close for attack. I fly circles around it with my destroyers speed, evading the inaccurate neutron turrets, and firing my own 4 blaze turrets. After a few hours, the cruiser lay drifintg through space disabled. I switch the weapon to Pursuit Missiles (which I bought in a system uncharted by UE, wink wink) and finish off the cruiser. And then I head back to Pax.
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If you knew my precise record on my game you'd think I'm an Azdgari, but I'm not. Just the commander of a small mercenary fleet that favors the Azdgari. Ships include: 3 Aradas including my own, 2 CW's, and 2 Laziras.
(This message has been edited by ESPilot (edited 02-25-2001).)
