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    • SoMe MoRe WaYs tO tEll that you are an EV/O addict....


      Here are some more ways to tell if you are an evo addict- for the complete set, just chek out the chronicles and its somewhere in the list of topics made by one of the members here.

      1. In your history class, when studying the US civil war, ure teacher calls upon u to answer what were the names of the sides that fought each other. - You answer "The Rebels fought the Confederates". (BTW- that actually happened to me)

      2. You turn onto CNN and find so many reports on the Palestine/ Israel conflict, and wonder why the HeLL they won't report on the friggin GALACTIC conflicts outside of SOL.

      3. In science class, you are asked how many planets are in our system, you jubilantly answer, "Three!"

      4. You decide to put off buying that new car and just shrug it off by saying "A few more freight runs, and I'll be able to afford a Crecent Warship"

      5. You lost your girlfriend because you were late to your anniversary date; due to spending the last 3 hours trying to capture Voinia.

      6. You go out to your favorite classical restauraunt and ask for "their finest bottle of Saalian Brandy".

      7. You try to push the "hyperspace" button on your car's dashboard when caught in rush hour, all you get are the emergency flashers.

      8. In history class- you are asked to name one of the greatest battles in the past: you confidentally answer "The Battle of SOL!!!!"

      9. You easily break the first 3 fingers on your right hand and go to the doctor's. He asks you if you have put any type of GREAT STRAIN on them.

      10. On one of your famous "THURSDAY NIGHT TOILET SHINN-DIGS", you make exploding sound effects as you go along on your dump - trying to re-inact your latest confrontation with the Confed. torpedoes.

      IF YOU HAVE ANY MORE THAT YOU WOULD LIKE TO SHARE, JUST POST EM UP RIGHT HERE! 🙂

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      NOTE: Dont Send your shuttle w/ all of your Saalian Brandy alone into space; u'll be sober for weeks

    • LOL!

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    • 11. You play EVO 18 hours a day.

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    • 19.Someone shows you a parrot and you run a mile.

      20.When you are in physics class and when asked to desrcibe a laser you say 'You mean blaze cannons, right?'

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    • LOL! Again!

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      To Escape Velocity: Nova and Beyond!
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      Millennium. Its coming, prepare for it.
      Coming to the (url="http://"http://www.ambrosiaSW.com/games/ev/chronicles.html")EV Chronicles(/url).

    • 21. When you go to the Airport you wounder why you can't see the UE fighters.
      22. When you go to an air show, you see people amazed at how the fighters can manuver like that, and you tell them that you could do way better in your Creacent fighter.
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      "One Ring to rule them all, One Ring to find them, One Ring to bring them all into the darkness and bind them, in the land of mordor where the shadows lie."
      Check out the upcomming Lord of the Rings Movies at (url="http://"http://www.lordoftherings.net/home.html")http://www.lordofthe...s.net/home.html(/url)

      (This message has been edited by Titan (edited 02-10-2001).)

    • 23. Someone asks you what your favorite place to ski is.You answer Kirrim's Ski slopes.

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    • Quote

      Originally posted by Titan:
      22. When you go to an air show, you see people amazed at how the fighters can manuver like that, and you tell them that you could do way better in your Creacent fighter.(/B)

      Or your Azdara... 😉

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      To Escape Velocity: Nova and Beyond!
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      Millennium. Its coming, prepare for it.
      Coming to the (url="http://"http://www.ambrosiaSW.com/games/ev/chronicles.html")EV Chronicles(/url).