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    • EVO Hall of Shame


      Okay, there are plenty of threads around where people can brag about how they conquered all the Igadzra worlds in a Voinian Supply Ship with a Krait bay or whatever... but what I want to hear about is this:
      What's the stupidest thing you've ever done in EVO?
      For me, I guess it was dominating New Alcatraz... right before I started the Needle Jammer mission string.
      Either that or the time I tried to plant a space mine in the way of John Cook's escape pod, which was, of course, a complete waste of a space mine, and also, as it happened, of my own ship....
      Anyone else?

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    • I have yet to do anything stupid in EVO.

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      Save the poor kids!

    • Hmm... The first time I played, I saw Elizabeth Rieb in the Sol system. Guess what I did in my all-powerful (url="http://"http://www.andrew.cmu.edu/user/dsghosh/evosite/shipyard1.html#shuttle")shuttle(/url)? I lasted all of (maybe) a second and a half.

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    • The stupidest thing I did in EVO? Play it for about 3 months without finding the bar missions or exploring half the galaxy : )

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      Originally posted by Bubaganoosh:
      **The stupidest thing I did in EVO? Play it for about 3 months without finding the bar missions or exploring half the galaxy : )

      **

      That reminds me... Because of all those DSN's, I figured that there was nothing east of Iothe or north of Saalia... Then suddenly I jumped randomly from some far-eastern place and found Sumer, where I got promptly blasted by a few stray renegades. I never stopped exploring after that. 🙂

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    • The stupidest thing I did in EVO? Well, right now I can't think of any, but I bet there are some.

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    • When I first played the game, I got another fuel tank on my shuttle, got to the Northeastern-most point in UE space, and jumped --- into Igadzra space, where I couldn't get any fuel and they eventually killed me.

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      Although the names change
      Inside we're all the same
      Why can't we tear down these walls?
      To show the scars we're covering...

    • I did the same thing as Shayborg.

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      The Person who joins the Voinian Empire knows not true might and he knows not true wisdom.

    • I decided the U.E.S. Incontrovertible would make a nice target for my Arada - bad idea. He's still ****** off at me to this day. Stupid ship won't take bribes....

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      (This message has been edited by Jude (edited 12-30-2000).)

    • I said to myself "hell, this ship is pretty good. I bet I can take Council Station by myself"

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    • Yea, I tried to take over Council Station as well. That's probably the dumbest thing in EVO

      in EV, I saw that my other player (who was confed) was able to get the Rebel ships. So I thought that if my other player (a rebel with a cloak device, tractor beam, and 1423.76 mill credits) Died, flew a scoutship to Sol to get my "Confed Cruiser" to find out that I didn't have access, and I had lost my Cloak Device, and my Tractor Beam. I ended having to fly back to Palshife to get my cruiser, and having to re purchase all the fittings at varous places such as Pirate worlds. that took a long time

      That was REALLY STUPID.

      Zaphod Beeblebrox

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      Originally posted by FreakOfNature:

      What's the stupidest thing you've ever done in EVO?

      (/B)

      Make a plug-in for it.

      _bomb

    • My ship: Upgraded Igazra

      Three other ships in system: Incontrovertible, Disco Bison, and a Crescent Warship.

      Two of those ships got ****** when I attacked the third.

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      And always puce:
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      (This message has been edited by Jude (edited 12-30-2000).)

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      Originally posted by Bubaganoosh:
      **The stupidest thing I did in EVO? Play it for about 3 months without finding the bar missions or exploring half the galaxy : )
      **

      Glad I'm not the only one who did that... 🙂

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    • When I played EVO the first time, I thought (why?!!!!) that that the Drednought mission must be the last one in the UE string and went out to hang out in the Cresent.

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    • The first time I worked for the Voinians I decided that the Voinian Heavy Fighter looked like a good ship. The VERY stupid thing I did was buy it. I didn't have enough money to change to anything else either.

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      The Person who misspells "Voinian" knows not of the 50 gigaton nuke coming at their cranium.


      My objective is to live forever. So far so good.

    • The dumbest thing I ever did was during those missions with that new nebula penetration device thingy or sth like that... I had just worked for about 2 hours to get a voinian cruiser (Don't ask... I was trying to conquer it with a freigt courir) then I went to that planet down there... did some and at the part where you have to explore the whole nebula I noticed that I jumped all over the place. Then I arrived at some system no Ship could reach... and I was out of fuel

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      Arrrrrr!!!

    • Oh yeah! Now I remember a dumb thing that I did!

      I did the exact same thing as Black Beard. It was in my main pilot and I also had a bunch of escorts. Next thing I know while exploring the nebula, I've run out of fuel! I had to start a totally new pilot! And what was worse, I could have just released one of my escorts and asked them or disabled them to get fuel! However, I didn't know how to get rid of them yet!

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    • or you couldda pressed escape and reopened your pilot file, thus sending you back to the last planet you landed on....

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    • It was already too late. I had already landed on a planet.

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      To Escape Velocity: Nova and Beyond!
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      Millennium. Its coming, prepare for it.
      Coming to the (url="http://"http://www.ambrosiaSW.com/games/ev/chronicles.html")EV Chronicles(/url).