Commander Martin Voina of the Voinian Frigate Evil Leer has just opened his
first bar on Borb Station, open for everyone ( not for giant space slugs ).
His rules are: No smoking
No killing without permission from the victim
No destroying of the bar
No giant space slugs
Plus normal bar rules.
He waits for a customer...
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Originally posted by USS Bristol:
**No giant space slugs
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Awww darn.
turns around
Fido, stay here.
Puts on dark glasses and walks in
Two pints of your finest please.
Places coins on counter, takes drink and walks to shady corner of the bar to keep an eye on things
-Gildor
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Lone walks in sets up a teleportation device. Then an atom replicator. He then beams a Space slug into the bar. The atom replicator doubles the number of space slugs five times a second. Lone beams out, laughing manicly.
1 hour later...
The bar now looks like a space slug.
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Do radioactive cats have 18 half-lives?
The Person who misspells "Voinian" knows not of the 50 gigaton nuke coming at their cranium.
***brings in Giant Space squid.
"Hey, get me some water and 500 Gallons of Vodka for the squid.
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The Giant Squid beats Azdara with its tentacles, causing him to drop the Cigar.
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Azdara is sent sprawling backwards after losing grip on the cigar. The cigar flys through the air and rests on the sign which immediatly bursts into flames.
Damn, I'm running out o.....
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