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    • Widowmaker pulls his V. crusier along side the alien ship and releases his heavy fighters to scout the surrounding systems.

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      Remember that thou art dust and to dust
      thou shalt return. And while your creation is forgoten your death you still spurn

    • "Arrrr, why is the voinian cruiser helping us? There's something fishy about that cruiser mateys"
      Black Beard hails the ship.
      "Welcome to UE automated hail frewuency! If you need help, press 1. If you just want to sya hello, go away."
      "AYE!!!! ME OLD INTINCTS ARE NEVER WRONG!!! ARR!!! MATEYS!!!! TO YOUR SHIPS, WHILE WE STILL HAVE THE UPPER HAND!!!!"
      with that he opens fire.

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      Arrrrrrr, matey!!!!

    • 'They are dead, the UE is attacking our voinian friends as we speak. It is time.'

      Gunsh's comm flickers and the he enters his almost indestructible Azdari. He flys towards Luna at a shocking speed, guns blazing.

      Suddenly from the planet, flies a cresent warship with red markings. The ship drops a space mine which destroys the blue azdara.

      'I have done my part, you must all survive and prosper. Embrace the demon inside yourself,' comes the voice of Gunsh, echoing through the ships of the conspirators...

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      Don't be too serious or have too much fun. Don't be a hermit.

    • Non-story (since I don't plan on contributing):

      I don't think I've seen a bigger rip-off of they Hypergate Bar than this one, yet.

      The reason the Hypergate succeeds is because of the creativity of a few dedicated 'boarders. So far, it looks like the creativity of the posts are fair, but the topic itself is horrible (i.e. the rules (ARG!!!), and the name (take off of the sig. I started using in my Hypergate posts (Ph33r the Conspiracy), and the bar itself.). I think it's fine that all of you are doing this, but I thought I would give my input. Feel free to completely ignore this post, however.

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      "Loyalty to a petrified opinion never broke a chain or freed a human soul."
      --Samuel Clemons

    • Good point
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      May aliens yet rule the galaxy?

      (This message has been edited by Captain Matt T (edited 01-21-2001).)

    • Widowmaker flips on the com system while blaze turrets fire smashes harmlessly into the bronev plating. You have been monitored by the Voinian government, report to Voinia's spaceport bar. We may have something to interest you provided you do us a little favor.

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      Remember that thou art dust and to dust
      thou shalt return. And while your creation is forgoten your death you still spurn

    • I'm outta here. This story is going nowhere nowhere fast.

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      I ask you to look both ways- for the road to the atom leads through the stars, and the road to the stars leads through the atom.

    • I have a fleet of Idgazra Warships in the area I'll help you for a price............

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      snake

    • But "I am the best at EVO" is not aware of the Zidagar assasin sent to kill him...

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      "We ought to make the Pi higher!" -George W. Bush **
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      (url="http://"http://www.downwithbush.net")DOWNWITHBUSH.NET(/url)
      (url="http://"http://www.jonpearse.f2s.com/ev3/ev3_quotes.php")#EV3 QUOTE ARCHIVE (/url)**

    • "I'm the best at EVO" is hereby renamed: ITBAE(pronounced It-Bay) for less typing time.

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      (url="http://"http://pub29.ezboard.com/b20")Don't click here.(/url)
      Do radioactive cats have 18 half-lives?
      The Person who misspells "Voinian" knows not of the 50 gigaton nuke coming at their cranium.


      (This message has been edited by Lonevoinian (edited 01-19-2001).)

    • "Arr!!! I'm fighting a losing battle... This is nonsens.. arr.. I'm outta here."
      Smart move. Black Beard kicks in the asterburners and disappears into the stars.

    • Zidagar bah! Just stay away from their front!

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      My name is Zacha Snake, if anyone tries to mess with me I just have one thing to say.....
      YOUR GOING DOWN!!!

    • Well anyways i stop my fleet at sol.....
      And land on luna and go to the bar.
      Maybe if I put the nukes on the less guarded Luna Earth will blow up along with it.

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      My name is Zacha Snake, if anyone tries to mess with me I just have one thing to say.....
      YOUR GOING DOWN!!!

    • This story does suck.

      I only did it cos I got bored and thought I'd contribute, but seriously...

      Jude plz oh plz lock this

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      Nostalgia just isn't what it used to be.

    • Matt T dies never to be seen again.

      (somebody lock this)

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      May aliens yet rule the galaxy?

    • I'll lock this if you really want me to, but it looks like it's dying a natural death already. Let me know.
      Jude

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      The Mac Gaming Bboard:
      (url="http://"http://www.gamers.com/messages/overview.asp?board_id=10420")http://www.gamers.co...?board_id=10420(/url)

      (This message has been edited by Jude (edited 01-21-2001).)

    • Lock it.

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      I ask you to look both ways- for the road to the atom leads through the stars, and the road to the stars leads through the atom.

    • Lonevoinian kamakazis into the central headquaters of the Human Fleets, and causes the Voinians to take over the universe and close this bar. Lone is then brought back from the dead.

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      (url="http://"http://pub29.ezboard.com/b20")Don't click here.(/url)
      Do radioactive cats have 18 half-lives?
      The Person who misspells "Voinian" knows not of the 50 gigaton nuke coming at their cranium.