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      Originally posted by Kamikaze:
      **Kamikaze blows a hole in Rogans head, turns around and tells the customers that there's nothing like a good old fashioned sawed off shotgun. Suddenly an evil laugh erupts from behind him. He spins around watching in horror as Rogan stands up and the skin regenerates over the wound!
      Watch out cries one of the custumers as horns laserate rogans temples and a tail whips out behind him. Rogan raises his left hand into the air and the crowd looks on in awe at his rare weapon. "****!" yelps Kamikaze backing away, "he's got a ............................"

      **

      ...minigun!

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      I`m a bomb technician. If you see me running...try to keep up.

    • Kamikaze grabs a civilian named, coincidently, joy. He puts his sawn off shot gun to her head and shouts that if Rogan shoots he'll kill her. (It would be different if Jude hadn't edited my last post where he went after the captain) Rogan hesitates and is headlocked from behind by......

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      Sacrafice escorts for the
      better good!

    • Joy blows Kamikaze's head off with her Neutron blaster.

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      I ask you to look both ways- for the road to the atom leads through the stars, and the road to the stars leads through the atom.

    • and his blue acidic blood splaters all over Entropy who melts into a orange blob of goo!

      Suddenly the man headlocking Rogan vanishes and Joy realizes that he was created by Kamikaze's amazing interlectual gedi powers!

      Then a loud voice echoes through the bar "I'll be back" it exclaimes and a beam lifts Kamikazes limp bodie from the floor and into the door of his Corvette. As it blasts into another system the voice returns "Rogan, please don't forget that e-mail?!"

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      Sacrafice escorts for the
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    • You might notice that there is no character named "Entropy".

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      I ask you to look both ways- for the road to the atom leads through the stars, and the road to the stars leads through the atom.

    • The young Rooster, many years before the rise of Corocia, walks in and enjoys an imported South Tip Scotch before crawling into the ventilation for an unknown reason.

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      It is not fear that will destroy you, but the absence of it.

    • Entropy was there but he was a loner and didn't talk much

      he he
      just kidding with ya

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      Sacrafice escorts for the
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    • I just flew my Aradas up to the ventilation ducts and kicked the afterburners. oops, sorry. fried chicken tonight.

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      Is the answer to this question 'no'?

    • So anyway

      The blob of Entropy knocks anyone near it unconsious with its putrid stench.

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      Sacrafice escorts for the
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    • And the station is evaporated due to lack of postings.

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      I ask you to look both ways- for the road to the atom leads through the stars, and the road to the stars leads through the atom.

    • As the last whisp of the Cresent station bar blows away in a fairys fart of wind the voice of Kamikaze again echoes throughout the land, "Entropy, it was your stench that made people leave the bar and stop posting now you must pay!" To ghostly figures suddenly stablise in what used to be the centre of the bar and the ex-customers look on in awe as the two martial arts experts battle on even in death!

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      Sacrafice escorts for the
      better good!