Well, another bar. These are fun. Rules:

You can't destroy the bar. You can kill anyone.

The small green ship pulls up to this myusterious, abandoned station. The pilot and small crew get out and take a look ariound. "It's not in great shape, but it'll have to do. it was pretty cheap."
He unloads some basic equipment from his ship and sets up a bar. One of the crewmen takes his place by the auto-drink machine, ready to serve. This place was looked forward to by many in the Crescent as a place to get cheap Saalian brandy, and other drinks from around the universe. Three ships had already jumped into the system.
Something was wrong. One of the ships didn't look right. The pilot headed toward his Arada just as the ship with strange markings fires a strange looking weapon to vaporize a nearby Lazira, and sends a hologram to the station. the bartender gasps, he was staring into the face of...

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Is the answer to this question 'no'?

...Starkiller. "The Lazira was sent by someone to demolish the station. The moron refused to let me talk him out of it, so... well, you know the rest. Mind if I have a drink?"

Starkiller lands his ship, the Bendu, and stalks into the bar. "Holonet up yet?"

"Uh... yeah," says the crewman.

"Good. Turn it to the game." As Starkiller watches the game...

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-Gavin
"He who goes to bed with an itchy butt wakes up with a smelly finger"

Darft Raider kills himself

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Those That Fight,
And Run Away,
Live To Fight,
Another Day.

(The third ship docks with the bar. Starkiller recognizes it to be a Zachit Arada. Out of it steps an... alien of some type wearing a Zacha uniform.) "Cheeeunb..Grabnss..Hd.." It says.

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I ask you to look both ways- for the road to the atom leads through the stars, and the road to the stars leads through the atom.

The infamous Gunsh attempts to eat the arring Zacha scum to no avail. He is too crunchy and the Hermit Crab is forced to spit him out.

Then out of the corner of his eye, he sees his old drinking buddy Starkiller.
'Greetings,' murmurs Gunsh on entering and blasts a solitary Hinwar in the corner whilst The Crab grumbles something about the 'might' of Voinians and the 'glorious' renegades. Soon after, Starkiller and Gunsh have got a few swigs of Saalian brandy inside them and are contented until a familiar face enters.The Crab's vague features contort into a wicked smile. It is...

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Don't be too serious or have too much fun. Don't be a hermit.

(This message has been edited by Gunsh The Hermit Crab (edited 01-07-2001).)

Entropy, the famed Zacha. "Why did you attempt to hurt poor Chadrimgh here?, he asks. "HE was copiloting my ship. Don't worry, he's fine now- H'hrrdi are hard to hurt. But all he was asking for were the directions to the bathroom." "Oh, and by the way," he says, drawing his phase pistol,"Glad to see you. You're wanted for attacks on sixteen Miranu traders and attempted murder of a Zacha. Put your weapons down and your hands down- you're coming to Zachit Station with us to explain yourself."

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I ask you to look both ways- for the road to the atom leads through the stars, and the road to the stars leads through the atom.

"I'm afraid I can' let you do that. You see, it's bad for business."
The Zacha officer turns to stare down the barrel of the proprietor of the bar's phase pistol.
"But...but...the law says..."
"I don't care. This is my bar. You do what I say. Gunsh, you can eat a Zidigar if you take these two to the chamber. And I'll go have a look at my new ship."
The owner of two Arada's leaves, and Gunsh takes the others away at gun point, slobbering at the idea of fresh zidigar.

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Is the answer to this question 'no'?

By the way, there was only one Arada...

News of a psychopathic-criminal-pseudo-cannibal spreads quickly. Now Zacha, Miranu, Zidagar, Igadzra AND UE forces are on the lookout for Gunsh. It's only a matter of time...

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I ask you to look both ways- for the road to the atom leads through the stars, and the road to the stars leads through the atom.

/Mine and the Zachit Arada I 'acquired'/

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Is the answer to this question 'no'?

'hahahah!' laughs Gunsh

He has been wanted by all those goverments for a long time! His only friends are the Voinians, renegades and Adzgari.

' Let me feast on your co-pilot. Then we can talk'

He has no fear of the law and finishes consuming the co-pilot of the Zacha Arada.

'Wait one minute.....' starts the angry Entropy but stops as he realises that picking a fight with a space demon is futile.

'Next time Gunsh. Next time....'
With that, the frustrated Zacha strides away...

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Don't be too serious or have too much fun. Don't be a hermit.

Quote

Originally posted by Arada Pilot:
"The owners of two Aradas leave...

The Zacha had already left, so it's impossible for Gunsh to eat them.

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I ask you to look both ways- for the road to the atom leads through the stars, and the road to the stars leads through the atom.

/That was a typo. I meant to say 'owner'. sorry.
I had taken the Zachit Arada as punishment to the Zacha. It was just me who left, but...now I'm back/

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Is the answer to this question 'no'?

Suddenly there is a huge explosion and the Arada that tried to arrest Gunch runs through the bar and boards his ship. The man with the guns starts shouting to get out the ship is his but suddenly a hawk fighter packed with explosives smashes into. Everyone in the bar turns away from bright light. When they recover they see kamikaze, "sorry about the mess I'll get one of my escorts to clean it up. I hope you don't mind me still using an antique corvette but I'm having some trouble getting this time period?"

"We sure as hell do mind!" exclaims a voice behind him.
Kamikaze turns around and puts a strangle looking ancient weapon between the eyes of...........

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Sacrafice escorts for the
better good!

...Rogan Edwards. "Easy! You act like you`re about to blow up!" he says.

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I`m a bomb technician. If you see me running...try to keep up.

The Hinwar, resistent to energy based weapons, gets up from the corner and mutters,"These drinks sure are strong.." as he stares down at his cup.. He gets up and heads toward his frigate, the H.R. Frickit.

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Alas, I have begun to lose my faith in macs. I wonder how much longer until I succumb?
AIM: StrikerDragon

Gunsh craves hunger and decides to leave to find a more eciting bar.

what about....the rock?

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Don't be too serious or have too much fun. Don't be a hermit.

The barman decides that nothing interesting is occuring, and electrocutes much of the clientele.

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I ask you to look both ways- for the road to the atom leads through the stars, and the road to the stars leads through the atom.

Kamikaze blows a hole in Rogans head, turns around and tells the customers that there's nothing like a good old fashioned sawed off shotgun. Suddenly an evil laugh erupts from behind him. He spins around watching in horror as Rogan stands up and the skin regenerates over the wound!
Watch out cries one of the custumers as horns laserate rogans temples and a tail whips out behind him. Rogan raises his left hand into the air and the crowd looks on in awe at his rare weapon. "****!" yelps Kamikaze backing away, "he's got a ............................"

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Sacrafice escorts for the
better good!

Captain Pharris flies over from the Ares Officer's club bar in his Ishiman Heavy Cruiser. He gets out, and proceeds to insult the pitifully short length of the bar thread, the small number of posters, the poor selection of drinks, the bartender, the customers, and their mothers. He then leaves, and just in time too, because a large number of flying pointy weapons are stopped from following him out by the sturdy wooden door.

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NEW NAME FOR THE DREADNOUGHT
The Hard-Boiled Egg
Why?
Because she cant be beaten!

(Watch your language and violent sexual crudity--Jude)

(This message has been edited by Jude (edited 01-11-2001).)