78. Warning- Hinwar aboard. Beware temper..
79. Don't read this.
80. Never bet you can get a Hinwar drunk, tis how I lost me pants.
81. Scan me, I dare you.
82. You know... that cloak doesn't help....

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Very funny, now beam down my clothes. These ladies look rest-less..... uh-oh...
Alien's famous tongue...
"Vionions?? Voinioniommoins?? Viks? Veggies? Vegetables? Oh wait, that's a hewman plant...
SEARCH..... THEN...... ASK!!!!

83. If you can read this, please turn off the artificial gravity. It's not funny anymore!
84. I wonder what this button that reads "Space Mine Launcher" does? Only one way to find out...
85. This ship carries enough firepower to obliterate 10^(10^100) Dreadnaughts. Don't believe me? See for yourself...
86. I'm sorry. It was an accident! Honest! Now THAT was on purpose!
87. If you can read this, I'm going to sue the maker of these Rear Phase Turrets.
88. Excuse me sir, but is that my Space Mine in your ship?
89. Got Viagra? See the Igadzra for details.

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Those who are blinded by the light shall stumble in the darkness...
Visit the (url="http://"http://pub40.ezboard.com/bthecatacomb")Unofficial EV Webboard(/url)!
(url="http://"http://www.AmbrosiaSW.com/cgi-bin/ubb/search.cgi?action=intro &default;=")USE ME, DAMNIT!!!(/url)

90. (on a Krait or some other p-o-s ship) My other ship is a UE Cruiser.

I didn't feel like reading all eighty-nine of these, I only skimmed through. If this (or one like it) has already been posted, I apologize.

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91. If you don't like my driving, call 1-800-F**K-OFF
92. Warning : Incoming Beer Cans

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The gene pool could use a little chlorine.

(This message has been edited by Fury (edited 12-25-2000).)

-Do you happen to like your windshields clean?
-I don't think that wing is supposed to be there. I'll move it for you.
-Neat sticker, huh?
-Press 1 to beg for mercy. 1: Please pray before the beep.
-You have a great face for the darkness of space?
-Scientists speculate there may be a third dimension.
-Have I ever introduced you to my friend in the UE Cruiser over there?

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Signed,
Brian Schack
"DOS Computers, manufactured by millions of companies, are by far the most popular, with about 70 million machines in use worldwide. Macintosh fans, on the other hand, may note that cockroaches are far more numerous than humans, and that numbers alone do not denote a higher life form."
--The New York Times, November 26, 1991 (also quoted in MacAddict 4)

- I wonder if this ship's afterburners can fry another ship???

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Very funny, now beam down my clothes. These ladies look rest-less..... uh-oh...
Alien's famous tongue...
"Vionions?? Voinioniommoins?? Viks? Veggies? Vegetables? Oh wait, that's a hewman plant...
SEARCH..... THEN...... ASK!!!!

93. Did I spell Voinian correctly?
94. Space Parrot on board.
95. UE? Wimps. Voinians? Wimps. Strands? Wimps. Kraits? RUN!!!!
96. Now you've gone and made my Phase turrets angry.

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"Now you've gotten my forklift angry...."
Cpt. SteveVo8a
Cabin 124, Zachit Station

-Say HellO to my Defence POds (O's are the launchers)

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Visit my EV site (url="http://"http://www.angelfire.com/indie/thecatacomb/index.html")The Catacomb(/url)
My (url="http://"http://pub40.ezboard.com/bthecatacomb")Unnoficial EV boards.(/url)
If a tree falls in a forest,and no ones around to hear it, does it make a sound?
"Winning isn't everything, but wanting to win is."

98. How's my flying? Call 1-800-EAT-$HIT
99. Voians, the other dark meat
100. I like the Miranu... They taste good

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If this sentance didn't exist, someone would have invented it.

Thanks for your contributions to this thread. Some of them made me laugh out loud!

See you around the galaxy, dudes.

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I got this .sig file at insanely_great.com - don't even think about taunting me!

(quote)Originally posted by VoinianAmbassador:
Thanks for your contributions to this thread. Some of them made me laugh out loud! (/quote)
VoinianAmbassador, thank you very much for starting it. Didn't contribute (I'm too shy), but laughed a lot. Hope it goes on...

(/B)(/QUOTE) See you around the galaxy, dudes. (/B)(/QUOTE)

Maybe. "Don't board this ship. Scotty will beam me back."

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I still love Thunderstorms. Don't you?

-(see sig)
-hey, this may be a Krait, but I swear, if you attack me, you'll be sorry - I mean it! - go ahead, I dare you - OH $#!+ !!!!
-so, what plug are you playing now?
-(on a fighter) If you attack me, I'll tell my mothership!
-I may be having a crew revolt now, but you would still be stupid to attack me.
-To Captin Hector: My registration code got lost in the mail! I swear!

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Cuz I'm a 21st Century Digital Boy
I don't know the Monty Python but I've got a lotta toys
My daddy is a Renegade, his name is Hellcat Helian
Wait a second...

101. Pilot does not carry more than 50 credits.
102. If you can read this, then I really ought to get my cloak serviced...
103. Save the Fuzzes, collect the whole set!
104. If you can read this, you're in range.
105. FREE HURON!

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-Don't tell anyone you saw this sticker. They'll all want one, too.
-Do you want to test multiplayer battles(read slaughter)?

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Signed,
Brian Schack
"DOS Computers, manufactured by millions of companies, are by far the most popular, with about 70 million machines in use worldwide. Macintosh fans, on the other hand, may note that cockroaches are far more numerous than humans, and that numbers alone do not denote a higher life form."
--The New York Times, November 26, 1991 (also quoted in MacAddict 4)