Samurai accidently grabbed a real bowl of pudding instead of Buba and since Buba had attached a super-sucky-Samurai-killing machine in the pudding when Samurai tried to smash it into the dust particles it went kabooie and down went Samurai crying, "Damn, I'm so stupid!!"
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Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia -
Fear of long words.
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Originally posted by Lonevoinian:
**And I got past with my use since I was in a different dimintion. And once I saw a show where a guy cut off another guys hand to get past a finger print thing. He also ripped out one of the other guy's eyes to get past the retinea scan.
**
Of course, my fingerprint checker is special. If there is no blood flow, it doesn't work either. And my hand is special, so that no one can actually attach it to themselves. 
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Originally posted by bbatch:
**All of a sudden, a drednaught armed with a spacial analamy cannon and fires a black hole that sucks everything within 12 lightyears and crushes them into a ball the size of a pinpoint.
THE END, or is it...
**
But what BB didn't know is that he is in deep space so all he sucked up were his Dreadnaught, a few astroids and a flock of blue geese.
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Originally posted by Lonevoinian:
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But what BB didn't know is that he is in deep space so all he sucked up were his Dreadnaught, a few astroids and a flock of blue geese.
**
And, of course, he doesn't really have a spatial anomaly cannon. What he did do was generate a black hole (kind of like the dovin basals in the New Jedi Order books) that he got sucked into.
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" Edible, adj. Good to eat, and wholesome to digest, as a worm to a toad, a toad to a snake, a snake to a pig, a pig to a man, and a man to a worm."--Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary
Allright then Lone, what do YOU know about the physical body of the HINWAR!?!?!
They have no noses!! Lone's improbability device just bounced off his flat swept back face.. No mouth either... they absorb food through their skin and they chose whether or not they absorb something.. And with his long, long, lanky, strong arms, Alien holds Lone at a distance while pounding him...
Let's here it for senseless Voinian bashing!!
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Alien's famous tongue...
"Vionions?? Voinioniommoins?? Viks? Veggies? Vegetables? Oh wait, that's a hewman plant...
SEARCH..... THEN...... ASK!!!!
But Samurai was too far away to be crunched into dust by Pudding Head's thingy. Pudding Head is disintigrated by the sheer size and force of the moon that Samurai dropped on him. So there. 
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But you killed the bowl of pudding... not me!!
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Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia -
Fear of long words.
Oh okay...
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Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia -
Fear of long words.
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Originally posted by Alien 5672:
**Allright then Lone, what do YOU know about the physical body of the HINWAR!?!?!
**
I do not recall species 5672 being Hinwar.
Since Alien had lost his nose in a tragic pudding-eating accident Lonevoinian then blew a hole in his head to shove the Improbebility device in. "Pity. No one needs 2 of those but I didn't have a choise." He then activates it and sticks him into another anti-dieing-forever field. Lone then has a Voinian fleet jump into the system and take all the Hinwar hostige.
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My objective is to live forever. So far so good.
Books of the new millennia:Left Behind, Tribulaton Force, Nicolae, Soul Harvest, Apollyon, Assassins, The Indwelling, The Mark.
<SIDENOTE>Don't kill this bar!</SIDENOTE>
While this universe is on the verge of collapsing, shayborg's spatial anomalies bring it back to life!
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" Edible, adj. Good to eat, and wholesome to digest, as a worm to a toad, a toad to a snake, a snake to a pig, a pig to a man, and a man to a worm."--Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary
I don't recall me being anything else...
Suddenly, through the probability of the improbability, Alien reappears inside a very large ship of extreme firepower... He realizes that Lone's device has brought a ship that does not exist into existence!! Alien smiles at the low intellect of voinians.... He walks to the bridge.. one step and he vanishes and reappears on the bridge.. 'Hinwar Cruiser' is imbedded into the seat that Alien is now sitting in... Alien decides to put the ship to use by dominating the entire lower region of Voinian space, including Hinavar and Voina... which is promptly destroyed in a minor 'accident'...
Alien returns to the bar and boxes Lone in the side of the head.
"Take that, oil blood."
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Very funny, now beam down my clothes. These ladies look rest-less..... uh-oh...
Alien's famous tongue...
"Vionions?? Voinioniommoins?? Viks? Veggies? Vegetables? Oh wait, that's a hewman plant...
SEARCH..... THEN...... ASK!!!!
That "Accident" being that the Hinwar Cruiser, realizing it didn't exist, decided to begin a quick process of self-destruction.....
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But fired it's beam cannon by mistake.... The Cruiser, dazed and confused, decided to just stop and wait...
Hence Voina got the sucker's end of the sword....
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Alien's famous tongue...
"Vionions?? Voinioniommoins?? Viks? Veggies? Vegetables? Oh wait, that's a hewman plant...
SEARCH..... THEN...... ASK!!!!
The Cruiser, realizing it had taken many noble Voinian lives, became very depressed and suicidal. It plotted the quickest course to the Sol system and jumped off to crash land onto Earth.
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"How about I give you the finger, and you give me my phone call?"
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Alien sorts through his pockets....
"What's this??" click
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Reporter: On the news today, an odd ship began attacking the voinians with destructive force, first destroying Voina, then headed for UE space, only to turn around again and head for an unknown bar....
Alien: Uh-oh...
He looks down at the controller and realizes he hit the return button... And he broke the contoller.....
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Very funny, now beam down my clothes. These ladies look rest-less..... uh-oh...
Alien's famous tongue...
"Vionions?? Voinioniommoins?? Viks? Veggies? Vegetables? Oh wait, that's a hewman plant...
SEARCH..... THEN...... ASK!!!!
the unknown bar being the BAR ON THE HINWAR HOMEWORLD!!!
boom
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But because of that great improbability drive, the particles that made up the Hinwar Cruiser disintegrated due to a simple truth of quantum physics: all objects are simply aggregates of subatomic particles that have a high probability of being where the objects are perceived as existing. Because of the improbability drive, all particles began appearing where they weren't expected, so they went on their own merry ways across the galaxy, and the improbability drive, because it was built to be indestructible, was improbably destroyed.
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(This message has been edited by shayborg (edited 12-12-2000).)
Yes, that's the known bar. Alien is talking about the Hinwar bar that his own cruiser is gonna go crash land into
Hmmm... I'm just gonna pretend that I understand what Shay's talking about 
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