This is like other bars/stories, so just make up a plot as you go. Don't control anybody elses character. Enjoy!

One day, Samurai, the Council Elder, was out cruising in the Saalia system in his modified Crescent Fighter when he came upon a huge asteroid. He landed, and found that there was a cavern inside the asteroid. He equipped the Asteroid with some shields to prevent it from being crushed by another asteroid, and built a bar inside the cavern. He named the asteroid Hanging Rock, and soon the bar became a center of action known throughout the EVO Universe as a place to relax and enjoy discount Saalian Brandy, fresh from Mountainous Saalia. It was reffered to as "The Bar" and soon it was not called by any other name.

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Graham comes in on a Passenger Transport from Earth hoping to have a great time. He brought 6000 credits to gamble. After having a great winning streak he now has 100k. Being drunk he goes and buys himself a Scoutship. It only cost him 69k. And that is where his adventure began....

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If a tree falls in a forest,and no ones around to hear it, does it make a sound?

Is this a real story or just a goof around story?

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"As you wish."

Uh, I guess it's up to you.

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Tray throws a rock at LoneVoinian's head to provoke him.......

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"Free your mind"
"Woah"
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Lonevoinian blasts Tray into free floting atoms before he figures out he threw the rock at the wrong person.

"I'll have a Devils Breath. Make it octuple stregnth."(Eight times normal stregnth)

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My objective is to live forever. So far so good.
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The Catacomb figures Lonevoinian will prevail because he will make up some story about the Invincinaight and kill everyone. The Catacomb leaves and Jams the Docking bay so no one can escape.

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Sometimes you wanna go
where everybody plays EV
With the friendly Azdagari
You wanna go where people play
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You wanna go where everbody knows your UserName.

Buba walks into the bar:
"Hey everybody!"
"BUBA!"

audience laughter

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"I'll get the brute squad!"
"I'm on the brute squad."
"You ARE the brute squad!"

Heh. Nice rhyme, don't resort to crime!

(That SUCKED)

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Neh. Tray's atoms, feeling a strong sense of loyalty to one another, recombine into their original form. Tray laughs and kicks Lone in the crotch.....

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"Free your mind"
"Woah"
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Then shayborg decides that this string is fast turning into another deathmatch between Tray Tor and LV with his InvinciNaught. Instead of siding with Tray as he has done in the past slugfests, he decides to become the neutral ref in this match. He also has a space-time continuum glue thingamajig, the only one in the universe, and that also has a fingerprint checker so that only shayborg can use it. What this machine does is make continuui stay in the same place. Shayborg makes it project a continuum around him which takes any would-be attacker or energy bolt or missile into some other universe (for example, the one where Britney Spears got "attached" to Tray and LV's InvinciNaught was blown into its constituent atoms).

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(This message has been edited by shayborg (edited 12-03-2000).)

My thread got too complicated for ya, Samurai?

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It is not fear that will destroy you, but the absence of it.

Catacomb: Are you trying to say my rhyme sucked? hehe... I challenge you to a duel!! glove slap Do you accept or are you a coward?!

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"I'll get the brute squad!"
"I'm on the brute squad."
"You ARE the brute squad!"

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Originally posted by Flatulence:
**Tray laughs and kicks Lone in the crotch.....

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.....Which had a very big atom-vaporiser hanging from it so suddenly tray is missing a foot. And a leg. And a hip. And a torso. And a head. And a whatever-I've-forgotten.

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The Person who joins the United Earth Dictatorship knows not true might and he knows not true enlightenment.

My objective is to live forever. So far so good.
Books of the new millennia:Left Behind, Tribulaton Force, Nicolae, Soul Harvest, Apollyon, Assassins, The Indwelling, The Mark.

(This message has been edited by Lonevoinian (edited 12-03-2000).)

ahh... but not a fingernail. And tray's DNA, being so advanced, recreates his body from the DNA in his fingernails. Angry now, Tray picks up a forklift and tosses it at Lone....

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"Woah"
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Originally posted by Bubaganoosh:
**Catacomb: Are you trying to say my rhyme sucked? hehe... I challenge you to a duel!! glove slap Do you accept or are you a coward?!

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I believe he was talking about his own rhyme:

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Originally posted by The Catacomb:
Nice rhyme, don't resort to crime!

In that case he was perfectly justified in saying it sucked. Put away your weapons!

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Originally posted by Flatulence:
**ahh... but not a fingernail. And tray's DNA, being so advanced, recreates his body from the DNA in his fingernails. Angry now, Tray picks up a forklift and tosses it at Lone....

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But little did Tray know that Lone had attached a boomerange to every forklift. It curvs back around and somehow wedges it self up Tray's nose before it explodes.

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The Person who joins the United Earth Dictatorship knows not true might and he knows not true enlightenment.

My objective is to live forever. So far so good.
Books of the new millennia:Left Behind, Tribulaton Force, Nicolae, Soul Harvest, Apollyon, Assassins, The Indwelling, The Mark.

And the slugfest begins... :rolleyes:
But come one, Flatty. Only a forklift? Come up with cooler stuff (black holes, etc.). They're more fun to play with. But, of course, forklifts aren't bad. Keep going, by all means. Blood is good (especially Voinian blood--sorry, couldn't resist :)).

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(This message has been edited by shayborg (edited 12-03-2000).)

Having recently heard of the Hanging Rock, goomeister arrives in his near-invincible Azdara. He steps into the bar, where Flatty's nose flies off and smacks him upside the head. Enraged, he grabs his shock rifle and blasts the sh** out of Flatty's remains.

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Because the forklift is a cheat weapon, Tray simply ignored in. The forklift, realizing Tray was a TRUE hero-player-man, knew that he could not be defeated. The forklift gave up it's pithy attempt to kill Tray and disarmed itself. Tray runs to his ship, the Mighty Yellow Penis and blasts off into space. A comm message appears in front of Lone: "I challenge you to a duel. Come, see if you can defeat my collection of spacial anomalies"

it also says PS: Goo, control your own character, bitch!

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"Woah"
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(This message has been edited by Flatulence (edited 12-03-2000).)