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Originally posted by Bubaganoosh:
**(Buba chucks a super-charged-ion-particle-kryptomatic-titanium-anti-personal-space-time-anomaly-distortion-field-and-peanut-shield Peanut at Samurai)
(Samurai dies instantly as the super-charged-ion-particle-kryptomatic-titanium-anti-personal-space-time-anomaly-distortion-field-and-peanut-shield Peanut tears through his stupid force field and eats him alive)

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Yay! His force field isn't nearly as great as mine.

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Originally posted by Alien 5672:
**Alien, now back to his violent self, finds a weird looking portal in a sock drawer, he taps it, and gets sucked in!!

Alien gets off the floor, which wiggles like water, and looks around.. there is a large picture of lone on the wall with the word 'DELETE' beneath it.. He looks around a bit more and notices there is a picture for everyone in existence... A small sign wiggles up to his feet and sings out that this is the only room of it's kind, and it can only be used once.. Alien ponders what that meant but walks up and taps the 'DELETE' under lone...

Lone disappears from all existence...

The universe reverts back to the way UE Patriot had it...

And Alien finds himself on the floor in a pile of socks with a uniform that says 'Hinwar Freedom' on it......

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But Lonevoinian was a Windows user so he didn't disaper since it isn't delete on a windows coumputer. He then shut and locked the sock draw right when alien was sucked out of there and Alien is now in quite a tight spot.

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Samurai, even though he was thought to be devoured, used his sub-space teleporter to escape Buba's weird thingy. Then he resumes his old job as Patron of the bar, minus the shield.

no problem, Shayborg, that thing was making me dizzy.

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Originally posted by Lonevoinian:
**But Lonevoinian was a Windows user so he didn't disaper since it isn't delete on a windows coumputer. He then shut and locked the sock draw right when alien was sucked out of there and Alien is now in quite a tight spot.
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UE Patriot then sneaks into Lonevoinian's room and tries to remove Internet Explorer from Lone's Windows computer, causing the computer to crash. When Lone's computer crashes, it takes the entire Voinian Empire with it. UE Patriot then unlocks the sock drawer and lets Alien out.

God bless,

UE Patriot

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Voinian lovers are ignorant of the UE marines taking over Borb Station.
Reign of the UE: Coming next year!

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Originally posted by UE Patriot:
**UE Patriot then sneaks into Lonevoinian's room and tries to remove Internet Explorer from Lone's Windows computer, causing the computer to crash. When Lone's computer crashes, it takes the entire Voinian Empire with it. UE Patriot then unlocks the sock drawer and lets Alien out.

God bless,

UE Patriot

**

But the password system on Lone's coumputer isn't cracked by Patriot before Lone comes home. "WTF are you doing?!" Lone yells at patriot while he blasts him with the Voinian Heavy Fighter parked outside. After Patriot is a large splot of red paint on the wall Lone then kills all Patriot's clones and holograms and destroyes all time-travel devices. Lone then shoves Alien back in the sock draw and welds it shut.

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My objective is to live forever. So far so good.
Books of the new millennia:Left Behind, Tribulaton Force, Nicolae, Soul Harvest, Apollyon, Assassins, The Indwelling, The Mark.

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Originally posted by Lonevoinian:
**Lone then kills all Patriot's clones and holograms and destroyes all time-travel devices.
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Except my time-travel devices, of course.

Shayborg, bored because Tray and Lone aren't having any fights, goes up to Samurai and orders a glass of milk (Clockwork Orange!) and drinks it. Then, since he can't think of anything else to do, because Lone doesn't need a Windows computer any more, he replaces it with a G4 dual-processor tower stolen through a space-time continuum. Lone is happy.

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" Edible, adj. Good to eat, and wholesome to digest, as a worm to a toad, a toad to a snake, a snake to a pig, a pig to a man, and a man to a worm."--Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary

But secretly, unknown to the stupid Samurai, Buba had installed a proximity mine in Samurai's sub-space teleport and when Samurai was about to activate the button he went Boom and his charred remains spewed across the floor but missed Buba's nice new boots.

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But Alien merely breaks out of the sock drawer and Lone finds himself in a tight spot..

Close-quarters with a Hinwar when you are a Voinian..

Lots and lots of purple blood.....

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Originally posted by Alien 5672:
**But Alien merely breaks out of the sock drawer and Lone finds himself in a tight spot..

Close-quarters with a Hinwar when you are a Voinian..

Lots and lots of purple blood.....

**

And then shayborg teleports a whole lot of ship parts into the room, including engines, space mines, enhanced neutron cannons, etc., and tells both of them to build fighters from scratch in ten hours and have their fight in their custom-built ships. (Junkyard Wars, anyone?)

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" Edible, adj. Good to eat, and wholesome to digest, as a worm to a toad, a toad to a snake, a snake to a pig, a pig to a man, and a man to a worm."--Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary

Meanwhile, the "red paint blot" known as UE Patriot slithers to the floor and morphs into his human body. Constructing for himself a Tachyonic Fighter (i.e. Frozen Heart), he announces that he will side with Alien.

God bless,

UE Patriot

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"Turn me over, I'm done on this side."- St. Lawerence at his martyrdom
"The glory of God is man fully alive"- some saint whose name I can't remember
Voinian lovers are ignorant of the UE marines taking over Borb Station.
Reign of the UE: Coming next year!

Samurai, who lived because Buba's mine was deactivated by Samurai's Council security sensors as soon as it came within a meter of Samurai, goes into the room where Lone and Alien are making their ships. He uses the G4 Tower to hack into Shayborg's transporter device. He then beams Buba into a wall. (Literally. Inside the wall. :D) He beams himself a new Council Resistance Fighter, which he outfits with 6 ion cannons, Enhanced Azdgari shield regenerative devices, Voinian bronev Plating, Miranu and Aggy speed upgrades, and some other cool stuff from Council Station. Then he beams Buba into a comet. Buba is reduced to a piece of burning charcoal. He beams Tray andLone into a renegade outfit place, and beams them each 100 million credits. Then he transfers control of the beamer back to Shayborg, and flies back to the bar in his new Spacecraft.

Don't call me stupid, Buba, or else!

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However since stupid Samurai forgot that Buba had a twin brother that looked exactly like him he accidently teleported the wrong one! And just as stupid Samurai was about to leave in his stupid ship. Buba tampered with the hyperdrive so that when Samurai tried to blast out of the system the engine overheated and the ship rammed right into the comet that stupid Samurai had used to kill Buba's clone. And so stupid Samurai meets death... for good.

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Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia -
Fear of long words.

All of a sudden, a drednaught armed with a spacial analamy cannon and fires a black hole that sucks everything within 12 lightyears and crushes them into a ball the size of a pinpoint.

THE END, or is it...

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Originally posted by Alien 5672:
**But Alien merely breaks out of the sock drawer and Lone finds himself in a tight spot..

Close-quarters with a Hinwar when you are a Voinian..

Lots and lots of purple blood.....

**

Were you aware that Voinian Blood is black?

Lone then shoves an Infinite Improibelity drive up Alien's nose. He then tranqulizes him and puts him inside an Anti-Dieing-For-All-Etenity field so Ailien will never die forever so Alien disapears in a puff of neon pink smoke forever.

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My objective is to live forever. So far so good.
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Lonevoinian, how do you know what color Voinian blood is?

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I'm a Voinian. And unless one of the designers of EVO or VoinianAmbassidor disagrees with me what I say about Voinian Biology goes.

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My objective is to live forever. So far so good.
Books of the new millennia:Left Behind, Tribulaton Force, Nicolae, Soul Harvest, Apollyon, Assassins, The Indwelling, The Mark.

This is so not good. At the beginning, I said that there was only one spatial anomaly device in existence. So bbatch can't have one. Of course, what samurai did was at least semi-legal, since he used mine. It's technically hack-proof because of the fingerprint checking thing, but I'll let Samurai get by this time.

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(Double post) :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:

(This message has been edited by Lonevoinian (edited 12-08-2000).)

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Originally posted by shayborg:
**This is so not good. At the beginning, I said that there was only one spatial anomaly device in existence. So bbatch can't have one. Of course, what samurai did was at least semi-legal, since he used mine. It's technically hack-proof because of the fingerprint checking thing, but I'll let Samurai get by this time.

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And I got past with my use since I was in a different dimintion. And once I saw a show where a guy cut off another guys hand to get past a finger print thing. He also ripped out one of the other guy's eyes to get past the retinea scan.

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The Person who joins the United Earth Monarchy knows not true might and he knows not true wisdom.

My objective is to live forever. So far so good.
Books of the new millennia:Left Behind, Tribulaton Force, Nicolae, Soul Harvest, Apollyon, Assassins, The Indwelling, The Mark.

Samurai's hyperdrive is fine, since Buba (Hereafter referred to as "pudding head") doesn't know anything about Samurai's engines and ended up improving them. Samurai hits Pudding Head with a moon, towed by his remarkable tractor beam. Pudding head is crunched into dust particles.

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