this will never end, no matter how many times people say not to click on here people will. I'll bet this strand will stay on the first page for 2 weeks only with complaint of Flatulence's link.
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"Oh, He was really being charitable to us when He gave us pain! Why couldn't He have used a doorbell instead to notify us, or one of His celestial choirs? Or a system of blue and red neon tubes right in the middle of each persons forehead. Any jukebox manufacturer worth his salt could have done that. Why couldn't he?"
"People would certainly look silly walking around with red neon tubes in the middle of their foreheads"
-Yossarian
Catch-22 by Joseph Heller