Ambrosia Garden Archive
    • (quote)Originally posted by Talon Karrde:
      **WHOA! A post without links! im impressed!;)

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      I can't think of anything else to write...

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      Originally posted by Samurai:
      **But the Voinian math proffesors are so stupid, that they all get locked in a room and starve to death because they have a disagreement about how to dial for an outside line. So now, the Voinian fleet has weird shields that they don't even know how to use. Wild rumors indicate that Samurai and his council friends have escaped yet again, and that they have become allies with the Azdgari resistance force. Meanwhile, the blundering Voinians are still try to figure out why their ships keep being destroyed by massive explosions. (The council shield tech is designed to self-destruct any non-council ship it is attached to.)

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      So suddenly Samurai's ship explodes because he is a Mercenary ship, not a council. Finally someone finds the Math Professors are found and resurrected by Lonevoinian. The math professors figure out how to make an infinite improbability drive and attach it to all Voinian ships. And since all the ships have a 100% chance of exploding they never do. They then equip a large fleet of Supply Ships with it and conquer the galaxy with them since they can't win so they always do. They then make it so the IIP Drive is so easy to steal of reproduce that it never can be.

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      The folowing statement is true. The preciding statement is false.
      Books of the new millinea:Left Behind, Tribulaton Force, Nicolai, Soul Harvest, Apollyon, Assasins, The Indwelling, The Mark.

    • Then the mathematics professors realize that since there's a 100% chance the drive exists, it doesn't exist, and every single Voinian ship is turned into a floating hulk, and the Council uses its super powers described in the chronicles story to blow them all up, along with Tray Tor. The Azdaras fly by and kill every mercenary that joined the Voinians. And from now on any post made by Lonevoinian should be ignored, except by me, but of course you don't have to or Lonevoinian or Lone voinian will start spamming again. :mad: 😛 😉

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      Visit my EVO web site (currently under construction) and tell me how it looks (via the poll at the bottom of the page or the guestbook)! It's at (url="http://"http://www.evoverride.com")http://www.evoverride.com(/url) !
      I can't think of anything else to write...

      (This message has been edited by shayborg (edited 11-09-2000).)

    • (quote)Originally posted by shayborg:
      **And from now on any post Lonevoinian makes isn't true.:p 😛 😛 😛

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      The folowing statement is true. The preciding statement is false.
      Books of the new millinea:Left Behind, Tribulaton Force, Nicolai, Soul Harvest, Apollyon, Assasins, The Indwelling, The Mark.
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    • This was in responce to shayborg's statement that all of my posts wern't true. Wanted to let you know that incase you were counfused. And now the post:
      So now that the voinian ships are floting hulks the voinians do not try to take over the Universe and do not accomplish that. And after not accomplishing that they do not wipe out the whole Universe except for their stars. And after not wiping out the whole universe they do not make sure that there are no UE, Miranu, Strand or Zacha ships in their systems. And after not making sure of that they do not create more stars that they can colonize. And after not colonizeing the stars which were not created they did not give each citizen 1,000,000 credits to keep them from rebelling. And after the goverment did not give the people 1,000,000 credits each they rebelled. And after rebelling they did not become a utopien society.
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      The folowing statement is true. The preciding statement is false.
      Books of the new millinea:Left Behind, Tribulaton Force, Nicolai, Soul Harvest, Apollyon, Assasins, The Indwelling, The Mark.

      (This message has been edited by Lonevoinian (edited 11-10-2000).)

    • Oops. Refer to next post.

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      Visit my EVO web site (currently under construction) and tell me how it looks (via the poll at the bottom of the page or the guestbook)! It's at (url="http://"http://www.evoverride.com")http://www.evoverride.com(/url) !
      I can't think of anything else to write...

      (This message has been edited by shayborg (edited 11-09-2000).)

    • (quote)Originally posted by Lonevoinian:
      **That statment is true.:p

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      I can't think of anything else to write...

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      Originally posted by Lonevoinian:
      **So now that the voinian ships are floting hulks the voinians do not try to take over the Universe and do not accomplish that. And after not accomplishing that they do not wipe out the whole Universe except for their stars. And after not wiping out the whole universe they do not make sure that there are no UE, Miranu, Strand or Zacha ships in their systems. And after not making sure of that they do not create more stars that they can colonize. And after not colonizeing the stars which were not created they did not give each citizen 1,000,000 credits to keep them from rebelling. And after the goverment did not give the people 1,000,000 credits each they rebelled. And after rebelling they did not become a utopien society.

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      Ignore that post, everyone. 😉

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      I can't think of anything else to write...

    • Uh, I am flying a Council ship. The Council Resistance Fighter. Remember? Anyway, I'm still alive since all Lone's posts are false.

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      Macintosh for productivity, Linux for development, Palm for mobility, and Windows for Solitaire.

    • Ignore all shayborg's posts after this and pay attention to Lonevoinian's.

    • Messed up. Delete this.

      (This message has been edited by Lonevoinian (edited 11-09-2000).)

    • And disregard all shayborgs posts before this one too.

    • And you can't ignore my posts because I'm not Lonevoinian. I'm Lone voinian with a space.

    • And if you take out the "And ignore all Lonevoinian's posts after mine" thing out of your post I'll stop being annoying and this story can go it's happy little way.