Lone voinian has a little cry and then disintegrates into nothingness, promising never to post again.
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This account exists solely to annoy Lonevoinian. Ha.
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The squadron of Azdaras continues to sweep the space now owned by the Council, destroying every stray renegade and Tray Tor's fleet.
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"Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance?"--Charlie McCarthy -
Alien laughs and laughs and laughs and laughs and laughs and laughs and laughs and laughs and laughs and laughs and laughs and laughs and laughs and laughs and laughs and laughs and laughs and laughs and laughs and laughs and laughs some more.....
"Gotta love Tom and Jerry!!"
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Very funny, now beam down my clothes. These ladies look rest-less..... uh-oh...
Alien's famous tongue...
"Vionions?? Voinioniommoins?? Viks? Veggies? Vegetables? Oh wait, that's a hewman plant...
SEARCH..... THEN...... ASK!!!! -
You can still post, Lone. It was me who did all the "Lone voinian" posts. Before the name was regesterd. quickly shoots flatty before Lonevoinian gets shot. Flatty's head disntergrates.
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Samurai tacks up the new menu on the wall:
Saalian Brandy: 30 credits a pint
1000 credits a ton
100 credits a bottle
5 credits a shotglassAll you can drink deal: 50,000 credits
Five percent of all gambling revenues must go to the patron of this bar. (Samurai)
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The Azdaras get annoyed at Alien and attack him and make him go where Lone voinian went.
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"I'll have the all I can drink deal!" Lonevoinian drinks a bottle of brandy in one gulp. And another... And another... And another... After three days and fifty eight tons of brandy he places a small auto firing neutron cannon on his chest to make sure no one would steal his wallet, he falls down. Another three days later and sees there is a pile of bodys three feat deep around him and a good portion of the bar is panted red. "Goody! Now I can steal their wallets!" He does so and heads to his ship, puts on an oxygyn mask and ten minuets later he is perfecly sober.
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Samurai enters the bar, and notices that Lone is the only one there, while the bar is splattered red. He tacks up another piece of paper, and then goes off for a (free :D) drink. Curious, Lonevoinian reads the note. It says:
Attention: In two days we will be holding a celebration for the rebirth of the bar. There will be drinking contests, shooting matches, and stunt flying. Hope to see you there unless you're a fool.
- SamuraiLonevoinian races off to spread the word to the four corners of the Galaxy.
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For the stunt flying competition, all the Azdaras buzz Samurai's bar to show off and be allowed to fly in the cool celebration. And Alien is allowed to live again after he grovels at the feet of the Azdara pilots. And the Azdaras vaporize all the bodies of the guys Lone's neutron cannon killed. And they buzz Lone's ship for good measure, but he is still recuperating from his binge. And then they go home to prepare.
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But unfortunetly Lonevoinian had turned on the automatic defense systems since he could not operate the cannons while he was drunk. After the Azdera squadron was turned into balls of expanding plasma Lonevoinian plunderd the remains of the squadron and manages to pay for his bar bill. He then captures all the research stations in the galexy and make them upgrade his Command class ship able to out preform Azderas. He then takes over another large hunk of the Universe because he was bored.
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The folowing statement is true. The preciding statement is false.
Books of the new millinea:Left Behind, Tribulaton Force, Nicolai, Soul Harvest, Apollyon, Assasins, The Indwelling, The Mark.(This message has been edited by Lonevoinian (edited 11-12-2000).)
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Then, 21st Century Digital Boy goes around to all the planets that LoneVoinian conqured and demands tribute. Since they have no defence fleet to send out, they concede, and now they hae to pay 21st Century Digital Boy they same amount of tribute they were paying LoneVoinian and still pay Lone Voinian the same ammount. Then he goes and conqures another third of the Galaxy so he doesn't feel like a cheapskate. And he arrives just in time to laugh at the tiny Kraits as they try to outperform the Adzaras.
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So where U at? Where U been?
I sure I'll be seeign you again.
Because this world is kinda small,
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Then Lonevoinian goes over and blows up Outpost Zachit to make sure that none of his planets get freed. He then wins the Stunt Piloting compition and gets 1,000,000,000 credits. After that he makes Sol go Nova, destroying Earth and Luna. After that he helps the Voinians take over all Miranu, Emalgha and UE space. He then gets out of their space and closes all the hyper routs to the new Voinian space and gives only the voinians the codes to open them again so that nobody can take over the voinian space ever again.
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(Ubermann comes into new bar)
(Carefully looks around)
(Installs numerous anti-Ed and Anti-Needle devices)
(Takes out plasma rifle)
(Sits down and waits for Ed)
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Harry Rules!
Why is phonics not spelled the way it sounds?
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Deedle Fred comes in and blows up Ubermann.
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Originally posted by Lonevoinian:
**Deedle Fred comes in and blows up Ubermann's fake dummy.**
After trying to understand why some idiot blew up his dummy, Ubermann "disposes" of Mr. Deedle.
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Harry Rules!
Why is phonics not spelled the way it sounds?
Great game, gotta check it out!(url="http://"http://pub29.ezboard.com/b20")--20--(/url) -
(As expected, Needle Ed returns)
(Destroys Anti devices with telekinesis)
(Causes mayem, bedlam and a lot of noise)
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(Leaves in personal Azdara)**Which is blown up by the automatic defence systems on Lonevoinian's Command class crusier "GWB".
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The folowing statement is true. The preciding statement is false.
Books of the new millinea:Left Behind, Tribulaton Force, Nicolai, Soul Harvest, Apollyon, Assasins, The Indwelling, The Mark.(This message has been edited by Lonevoinian (edited 11-12-2000).)
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But then the Azdaras come back and use a time machine to go back in time and destroy Lone's automatic neutron gun so that the Azdaras are still alive, then they go back and kill Lone before he can take over the planets, and they help 21st Century Digital Boy demand tribute and keep a measly third for themselves, since they can afford it now that Lone's still drunk in his InvinciNaught and they won the stunt competition.
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Samurai leaves the bar in his Council Resistance Fighter, and frees all the planets captured by the Azdara squadron and 21CDB. Then he blasts the wings, engine, tail and tip off of 21CDB's ship, so it is just a chunk of alloy hurling through space, incapable of hyperspace travel. He realizes that he might miss the drinking contest back at the bar. He shows up at the bar(cleverly avoiding Lone's defence cannon) just in time to judge the contest.
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