Lone comes out of his ship and starts compeating in the drinking contest. But before anythuin can start he belches and kills everyone in the station, except Samurai, with his breath. Lone then submitts Shayborg's post to the temporal inquery board. They rule that the Azderas could not have saved themselvs from Lone's truuet fire by going back in time because they were vaporised so they could not go back and save themselvs from being vaporised. The board fined shayborg 10,000,000 credits for screwing up the time line.

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(Needle Ed is back thanks to some great doctors on Himgro)
(Covers himself in tar and feathers for no particular reason)
(Since he dreads-not the Invincinought, it doesn't spot him)
(Enters bar, creates mayem, splatters more red paint, leaves entire system)

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Originally posted by Needle Ed:
(Enters bar, creates mayem, splatters more red paint, leaves entire system)

...Through a hyper link to the center of Sirus. He is vaporised and since nobody can go to the center of a star without being vaporised, his remains cannot be recoverd for anyone to bring back to life.

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Samurai awards Lonevoinian the trophy for winning the drinking contest. It is made of gold and is shaped like a bottle of Brandy. Inside it is 1,000,000 credits. Then he helps himself to a synthale. Ahhh...

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Gold? Why not Frozen Saalien(sp?) Brandy?

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It only looks like gold. It's actually frozen brandy with food coloring. Hehehe...

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Lonevoinian replicates a trophy that looks exactly like the first one except it is made out of real gold. Lonevoinian then eats the first trophy

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After ejecting from his ruined Igdzara, 21CDB returns a new Enhanced UE Dreadnaught (see "A Day(or more) in the EVO Universe") and vaporizes Samuari before he knows what hit him. And by the way, the only systems he couqured were Renegade and Adzari(who are just organized Renegades for all he's concerned). And then he challenges LoneVoinian to another stunt competition, to which Lone Voinian responds...

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So where U at? Where U been?
I sure I'll be seeign you again.
Because this world is kinda small,
Can't we all just get along?

...by blowing up 21's ship.

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The folowing statement is true. The preciding statement is false.
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Samurai ejects from his ship just in time while 21CDB is doing his victory dance. He hitchhikes back to the bar, where he gets himself a new, rejuvinated Council Resistance Fighter. He fixes it up with speed, armor, turning, accel, and council upgrades, and extra ion cannons and energy bomb launchers. He then returns to his peaceful (not) job as patron of the bar since 21CDB has already been toasted by Lonevoinian.

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Originally posted by Lonevoinian:
**Lone comes out of his ship and starts compeating in the drinking contest. But before anythuin can start he belches and kills everyone in the station, except Samurai, with his breath. Lone then submitts Shayborg's post to the temporal inquery board. They rule that the Azderas could not have saved themselvs from Lone's truuet fire by going back in time because they were vaporised so they could not go back and save themselvs from being vaporised. The board fined shayborg 10,000,000 credits for screwing up the time line.

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But Lone doesn't realize that what actually happened was that after the pilots died, they fell into a space-time continuum through which they happened to be dropped 6000 years in the future, when they have time machines. Then they go back in time and kill and replace the old Azdara pilots and beat the pants out of Lone in the stunt flying competition.

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...who then falls throuh a rip in the space/time continum to 5000000 years in the past. He blows up the predcessors to the Adzgari so there were no pilots to beat him in the stunt flying compition. He then slingshots around the nearist star and ends up back in his normal time where he wins the stunt flying contest again.

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Then 21CDB's clone sneaks into LoneVoinian's ship and forces it to self desturct. Then another clone of 21CDB goes into the bar and challenges LoneVoinian to another Drinking contest, but poisins the drinks, killing LoneVoinian (and himself). So a third clone comes in and travels back in time to the dawn of the universe, and blows up the cloud of dust and rocks that would eventually become Voinia, so the Voinians never evolved. As a result of that, the UE and the Miran have been the closest allies in the universe for a few hundread years and pooled thier technology to have the most advanced technology in the universe, which in turn gave the Zidigar just enough of an advantage to win the strand war one hundread years ago, so this meeting never happened, but the council is still stubbornly not letting anyone beyond the crecent.

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So where U at? Where U been?
I sure I'll be seeing you again.
Because this world is kinda small,
Can't we all just get along? -Limp Bizkit

(Reads post)
(Passes out)
(Reads again)
(Passes out form trying to figure out how the whole thing works)
(Follows Decamto's example by logging off and playing EVO)

Lonevoinian goes back in time to before the cloning device is invented and kills the guy who inveted it so the clones could never have been cloned so that the clones never killed LoneVoinian or destroyed LoneVoinian's ship or destroyed Voinia. The Voinians then create a anti-temporal tampering device so that nobody can go back in time ever again.

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I almost closed this string (then, almost moved it to the B&B; board). Play nice, guys. I like reading EV/O stories, too, but there's no excuse for the spamming that went on here at the beginning.
Jude

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Sorry, Jude. But I made sure that I used an unregesterd name so I didn't get any more posts from it. If you want to and have time you can delete them.

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But Lone doesn't realize that both of his space-time continuums (continui?) led to an alternate universe. So Lone is stuck. Of course, the (url="http://"http://www.geocities.com/evosite/shipyard4.html#azdara")Azdaras(/url) in that universe don't exist, so Lone does win the stunt flying competition, but he doesn't get much time to celebrate, since he is killed not by 21CDB's clone, but the actual CDB that exists in that universe since he fell into a continuum too and went back in time and ejected from his ship before it was blown up--he just got knocked out and thought he was his own clone. Meanwhile, in this universe, Lone is given up for lost and the (url="http://"http://www.geocities.com/evosite/shipyard4.html#azdara")Azdaras(/url) easily win the stunt flying contest with no competition.
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(This message has been edited by shayborg (edited 11-14-2000).)

No no no. Lone V oinian was killed. Not Lone v oinian. Anyway he falls through another space/time rip and appers right in the middle of the stunt flying contest and ends up ramming and destroying all the Azderas. He then goes on to win the stunt contest again because everybody else is so afraid of Lonevoinian killing them if they win they all make sure they don't do ANYTHING that might make their scores anywhere near Lonevoinian's. He then put's an anti-space/time rip and a anti-temporal tampering device on the station so that nobody can go back in time ever again and nobody can fall through a space/time rip ever again.

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The folowing statement is true. The preciding statement is false.
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