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    • A Day(or more) in the EVO Universe...


      Ok, this is similar to the bars (for those of you who've been here awhile). For the rest of you, it's just about continuing the story.

      Anyway, 21st Century Ditigal Boy is cruising around the UE/Voinian frontier in his modified Igzara, the Besserk. He had just blown up a Voinian Cruiser, when -

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      "Don't worry - that red flashing light proably doesn't mean anything..."
      "Then why did the escape pod just launch?"
      "Oh ****!"
      Cuz i'm a 21st-century digital boy

    • Hey 21,
      What modifications did U make to yer Igazra?

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      Micah James Henderson

    • ...suddenly, the (url="http://"http://www.geocities.com/evosite/shipyard2.html#vdreadnought")Dreadnought(/url) jumped into the system!

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      I can't think of anything else to write...

    • ...And blew him up because no crecent ship can withstand the Dreadnaught!

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      The folowing statement is true. The preciding statement is false.
      Books of the new millinea:Left Behind, Tribulaton Force, Nicolai, Soul Harvest, Apollyon, Assasins, The Indwelling, The Mark.

    • and then a fleet of U.E. cruisers destroyers and carriers jum in and kill lonevoinan and go on to dominate most of voinan space.

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      A jedi's strengh flows through the force
      luke do not underestimate the powers of the darkside
      I have acepted that you were once Anakin Skywalker my father
      young jedi only now do you truly understand the powers of the darkside

    • And then Gonff arrived, in all his glory, shining craft a-sparkle, and broadcast across every radio frequency in his deep, resonating voice:
      "Continuing stories indubitably turn out for the worst. This silliness shall henceforth be ended, and continued never again."
      And all of the insignificant creatures stared in awe at Gonff's greatness, and knew his words as ones of supreme wisdom; and it was as Gonff had declared it should be.

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      -gonff
      "Fear eats people."

    • Quote

      Originally posted by Igazra:
      **Hey 21,
      What modifications did U make to yer Igazra?
      **

      Nuteron Turrents and Space bombs, on top of all the normal stuff (shield enhancers and armor, the works for the enginge, etc.)

      Anyway, 21 jumps back into the system with a brand new, fully outfitted Igazra, and blows gonff to pieces in a few seconds, and everyone realized how stupid gonff really was, and ignored him.

      As for the dreadnaught, the Besserk can carry 17 space bombs, which, by my calculations, is enough to destroy the dreadnaught. And that thing is so clumsey and big that it's almost impossible to miss.

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      "Don't worry - that red flashing light proably doesn't mean anything..."
      "Then why did the escape pod just launch?"
      "Oh ****!"
      Cuz i'm a 21st-century digital boy

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      Originally posted by wraith:
      **and then a fleet of U.E. cruisers destroyers and carriers jum in and kill lonevoinan and go on to dominate most of voinan space.

      **

      And then a fleet of Voinian Dreadnaughts, Crusiers and Frigats with Lonevoinian at it's head in his InvinciNaught jump in and destroy the U.E. fleet. Lonevoinian looks around and sees there is a race that the Voinians haven't counquerd yet and he with his fleet finish domonating Voinan space. He then goes back to the wreckage of the Lonevoinan's ship, takes out Lonevoinan's body and gives him a proper buriel.

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      The folowing statement is true. The preciding statement is false.
      Books of the new millinea:Left Behind, Tribulaton Force, Nicolai, Soul Harvest, Apollyon, Assasins, The Indwelling, The Mark.

      (This message has been edited by Lonevoinian (edited 11-03-2000).)

    • Ummm.... don't overdo it, guys!

      Ok, my addition to the story... (tryin' to make a general storyline for everyone to continue...)

      Well, there he was. He was on his first real assignment as fighter on the UE carrier UES Stalwart, the fleet in which the Stalwart belonged was heading for an assault on a large Voinian ship called the Deadsomething. On encountering the ship he witnessed the slaughter that followed. The enormous Voinian ship virtually filled the space with neutron bolts and rockets, while launching its fighters. Soon though, the ship was destroyed. He, in his UE Fighter, was still busy dodging the fire from one of the fighters. This had caused him to move from the rest of the fleet, and when he managed to kill the Voinian tailing him, he turned around just in time to see a Voinian fleet hyperspace in. The UE-Fleet, battle-weary from the fight against the Dreadnaught and caugt unaware, was overwhelmed. And when the storm of cannon-bolts and explosions floated away, nothing was left. Nothing remained of the grand fleet, which had seemed invincible only hours before. The Voinians, who miraculously failed to notice him, hyperspace out....

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      Something rumbles, far away...

    • He returned to Earth as soon as possible, and told Admiral McPherson about the defeat, and they agreed that this must be avenged. 21st Century Digital Boy happened to be in the bar at the time, and he offerd to lead an offensive, and Admiral McPherson mentioned leading a fleet of prototype UE ships...

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      "Don't worry - that red flashing light proably doesn't mean anything..."
      "Then why did the escape pod just launch?"
      "Oh ****!"
      Cuz i'm a 21st-century digital boy

    • Called the UE Dreadnaught, a massive ship similar in design to that of the UE Cruiser, although it was longer and little differently designed. It carried 23 blaze turrets, 4 hunter missile launchers and 140 hunter missiles. It had a UE Destroyer docking bay, and could launch 1 UE destroyer, and then repair another. It also carried 6 rocket launchers, 240 rockets, 6 UE fighter bays, and 24 UE fighters. It was twice as strong as a Voinian dreadnaught. So far only 4 of these almost invincible ships had been built. And so, with a huge fleet of 171 ships, the UE fleet set off to avenge the deaths of their comrads.

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      To Escape Velocity: Nova and Beyond!

    • Holly ****!!!!

      Take a wild guess who wins the battle...

      Anyway, as if that was not enough, suddenly a fleet of Emalgha ships jump into the system - led by the Disco Bison, who starts broadcasting disco music over the intercoms of all the Voinian ships...

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      "Don't worry - that red flashing light proably doesn't mean anything..."
      "Then why did the escape pod just launch?"
      "Oh ****!"
      Cuz i'm a 21st-century digital boy

    • "Sir." said the Voinian Ensign. "I have a giant fleet on scanners. I looks like a UE fleet." "How large is it?" Said the Commander. "Over one hundred and sixty ships, sir." "Alert Voina. Tell tham to recal all ships from all fronts to battle the fleet." "Yes sir. Voina Command. We have a One-Six-Zero plus fleet on scanners. It is made up of one hundred plus Destroyers, fifty plus carriers, ten plus crusiers and three plus unknowns. The unknowns are two kilometers long." "Roger. We are sending are Fear Giant fleet after them. They should be able to take care of them." "Voina, what are Fear Giants?" "Our newest weapon. Four times as powerful as a dreadnaught. Fifteen Neutron turrets. Eight 'Slasher' bays. Five salvo rocket turrets and five hundred rockets. One can take out three UE crusiers." "Roger. The UEs don't stand a chanse."

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      The folowing statement is true. The preciding statement is false.
      Books of the new millinea:Left Behind, Tribulaton Force, Nicolai, Soul Harvest, Apollyon, Assasins, The Indwelling, The Mark.

    • The Voinians hail the disco bison and ask if he will join their fleet. The Disco Bison responds that he will only if the voinians have tons of disco "music". The voinians instantly start playing disco music and say that they will give a thousand records of Never-Before-Heard disco and declare him disco king throughout all voinian space if he joins them. He does so and quickly destroyes half of the UE fleet. He is finaly destroyed but he did his job and the voinians, after taking out the Emalgha force when the Bison was killing UEs, destroyed the UE fleet.

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      The folowing statement is true. The preciding statement is false.
      Books of the new millinea:Left Behind, Tribulaton Force, Nicolai, Soul Harvest, Apollyon, Assasins, The Indwelling, The Mark.

    • -UE Dreadnaught is 5 kilometers long

      The combined fleet of UE and Emalgha ships attacks the Voinians! Although the UE and Voinians start to loose at first, the UES Intimidator (lead UE ship, UE dreadnaught) fires a trememdous beam at the Fear Giant! The weapon blasts away the Voinian battleships shields, and then blows chunks of armor off the skin of the massive vessel. After a few more seconds, the fear giant explodes!! The Voinians are doomed! The UE and Emalgha beat back the Voinians! After several weeks the Voinians surrender.

      The UE, feeling nice, decides to let the Voinians still have the few planets they still cling to. However the UE fleet is always on constant alert, and the Voinians have been deprived of the "Fear Giant" technology. After a while, the UE give a few planets back to the Voinians, and eventually most of Voinian space. However, the Voinian Empire will never be the same.

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      To Escape Velocity: Nova and Beyond!

    • Did you hear? the Emalgha and the UE were defeated. Oh well.

      The voinian empire WOULD truly never be the same. The hatred of the voinians tword the UE was magnefyed a thousand times. The voinians had some consolation, though. The UEs never found out that after the battle the Voinians sent a supply ship to see what could be salveged. Imagen the crews suprise when they found a whole Destroyer inside one of the UE dreadnaughts bays. They quickly linked the ship's coumputers together and hyperjumped to Isled station so the scientests there could inspect the systems and see if there was a way to replicate any of the missles of mabey even put a blaze cannon rechargeing matrix on a voinian turret. They were not sucussful except for devoping better shields, a Jamming device for the hunter missle and a guided missle of their own. In a trade with the Renegades for a needle missle system plus missles they gave them all the tech that the empire had. Now the UE finaly had a real threat. Two Turncoats could take out Carrers. Three Helins could take out lone Destroyers. Kraits could take out UE fighters. And the voinians started fighting again. With two very seirous threats now, light years from each other so they couldn't swich ships between assignments, the Ue counceil decided that they would use ANY measures to destroy their enemys. But before anything could be done, the Renegades took the Hatuli system, the Omm system and wiped out the Huron system. Meanwhile the voinians severly damaged all the UE frontier systems, even maneging to destroy a station. A few ships even got as far as Centari and droped fire bombs on all the fields. After that they droped millions of tons of salt so that nothing would grow there. The UEs sent out their beam ships thinking that they could destroy them once again but as soon as a beam was fired they relised how wrong they were. All the Voinian ships were coatedwith a layer of frozen mercury that reflected the beam back at the ship that shot it. The UE ships, without their main weapon were quickly defeated. Now the UE fronteir is devestated and huron is lost. What will happen next?

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      The folowing statement is true. The preciding statement is false.
      Books of the new millinea:Left Behind, Tribulaton Force, Nicolai, Soul Harvest, Apollyon, Assasins, The Indwelling, The Mark.

    • The UE, desperate, turned to thier newly formed allies: the Miran. Having technology vastly superior to the Voinians, the Miran were easily able to hack into the main computers of all of the new voinian ships and make them self-destruct. Meanwhile, by combining the Emalgha's anit-armor weapons, the Miran's advanced ship-building tachnologies, and the skill of the elite zatcha to pilot the new ships, they built a fleet of ships that would be very bad news for the Voinians. Before they could build any more of thier ships, the new UE/Emalgha/Miran/Zatchit fleet destroyed all of the stations that had the blueprints for the ships, and the desings were lost. Then the UE fleet followed and made sure there was nothing is the space for the Voinians to salvage. Soon, the Voinians were facing the Battle of Voinia...

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      "Don't worry - that red flashing light proably doesn't mean anything..."
      "Then why did the escape pod just launch?"
      "Oh ****!"
      Cuz i'm a 21st-century digital boy

    • 1 question: Why the heck did the HEMZA destroy their own stations?
      Back to the story:
      ...But while all the HEMZA fleets were at Voina the Renegades came and took over all UE space. And to make sure the Humans were gone for good they made all the stellers go supernova. The expanding shockwave from all those novas at once took out a good portion of Miranu space as well. With UE space compleatly gone the Battle of Voina was one simply out of lack of moral from the HEMZA partners. Not only that but the allince brok up broke up when it was decided that the Humans could no longer add anything to the partnership. The Voinians went on a counquering spree and took over Kelmeon, Kitrak, Kirrm Prime and the Emalgha system. After they were done they set up over a million homing space mines at all the hyper links from Kirrm Prime. So now nothing can come in but the Voinians can make raids on Miranu space whenever they want. It has come to a near stale mate. The Miranu can make three ships for every Voinian ship. But the Voinians can destroy four Miranu ship for every one of theirs lost.

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      The folowing statement is true. The preciding statement is false.
      Books of the new millinea:Left Behind, Tribulaton Force, Nicolai, Soul Harvest, Apollyon, Assasins, The Indwelling, The Mark.

    • Meanwhile, the Azdgari have been working on new hyperspace technologies, and they were soon able to explore new systems. Then, one day, the Azdgari discovered a fourth strand: the Izgari. The Izgari were technilogically superior to all races in the known galaxy including the Mirans, however they were peaceful, and not agressive. They and the Azdgari joined forces, to become the first two strands to sign an alliance ever since the breakup of the Zidagar, Azdgari, and Igadzra.

      The council, however, was very displeased with the alliance, and sent warships to stop the Izgari and Azdgari. However, the Izgari's technilogically superior vessels stopped the council warships in their tracks. Soon, Council Station was in Izgari hands, and the Zidagar and Igadzra were faced with the fact that the Izgari and Azdgari could defeat them.

      However, the Izgari, being non-agressive by nature, decided that a war was not what they wanted, and soon there was a cease-fire between all the strands. The Izgari were hoping that the three strands could learn to like each other, and eventually become trusted friends.

      The Izgari were also highly interested with the UE. The Izgari were specimen collectors, and they had collections of plants, artifacts, vessels, and weapons from thousands of places across the galaxy. They usually gathered these using cloaking technology.

      Using their cloaking technology, the Izgari went to former UE space, where they found a disabled UE destroyer with several humans still alive. The Izgari put these humans into stasis, and added them to their collection (the Izgari hated species being wiped out completely, so they usually collected on or two individuals from a certain race and put them into stasis to keep for an indefinite period of time).

      After this, the Izgari sent diplomats to the Voinians, asking for a non-agression pact between the two, and between the other three strands. The Voinians answered...

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      To Escape Velocity: Nova and Beyond!

    • ...That we want the Izgair Shield technolygy and protection from the horrebly agresseve Miranu. The Izgair agree and the voinians start putting the new technology in their ships. Unfortunetly the Miranu attack the voinians to try to stop them before the Voinians can counquer the universe. But then the Izgair destroy most Miranu planets in a effort to get the Miranu to stop. The Miranu stop bbut ask if the Izgair could protect them too. The Izgair agree but say that the Miranu will be anniahlated as soon as they start a war.

      P.S. BUSH WON! YIPPIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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      The folowing statement is true. The preciding statement is false.
      Books of the new millinea:Left Behind, Tribulaton Force, Nicolai, Soul Harvest, Apollyon, Assasins, The Indwelling, The Mark.