uhhhh, my name is OEDIPUS, not OEDIPIUS, get it right, plus Breck was beamed on my ship for the brandy. as for the flechette part, a flechette rifle is a rifle that fires shells containing about 400 steel shards each, so you cant make the rounds explosive. the shards are about this big |---------------|
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"what is life but a prelude to death?"-me
(REPENT ALL YE SINNERS!!!)
is heard. Suddenly a rather small man walks into the bar.
(Give up alcohol!!)
suddenly 200 guns of varios sorts are pointed at him.
(You cannot harm me I am protected by the power of God!!!)
All the guns fire and there is a giant cloud of smoke.
when the smoke clears the small man is the only one alive.
(Poor fools, if they had only listend to me.)
He quickly runs over and drinks all the drinks except for the alcoholic kind.
But that was a big mistake, for he suddenly burps, like this:
(BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)
and in doing so he creates ruptures across all decks! All the air is sucked out of the station. What will hapen next??
Tune in next time on "Freeport Bar".
uhhhhhh, there are no "non-alcoholic" drinks in the bar. so, you accidentally drank all the pure grain alcohol and OD'd on it, so you die.
NOW DONT BRING RELIGOUS CR@P INTO THE BAR, IT PI$$E$ ME OFF, and it also probably pi$$e$ of the all the polytheists and atheists out there too. SO STOP IT NOW :mad:
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"what is life but a prelude to death?"-me
uhhhhhh, there are no "non-alcoholic" drinks in the bar. so, you accidentally drank all the pure grain alcohol and OD'd on it, so you die.
NOW DONT BRING RELIGOUS CR@P INTO THE BAR, IT PI$$E$ ME OFF, and it also probably pi$$e$ of the all the polytheists and atheists out there too. SO STOP IT NOW :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad:
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"what is life but a prelude to death?"-me
Any of y'all played the captins of freeport? If so where can I find the plug? have looked in the site and can only find the updater.
Please help if you can, have stomped the UE on Voinian side now wanna do renegades.
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Hail Odin,
where he gose victory and
glory follow. The old
gods are not dead and are
regaining rightful
places!! Hail the old Hail the new and hail the futur.
hehehe, vikings are funny 
(Oedipus looks at the strange looking man in the fur and ancient armor)
"uhhh, i think you got the wrong address man... here, let me show you out-"
(turns him around)
"-of this life!"
(pulls neutron pistol out of his pocket and blows the mans head and brains out)
{in thought}"now who the hell was that guy 
"
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"what is life but a prelude to death?"-me
New Windows version 98, now with 400% more bugs and error messages than windows 95
(just $199.99)
would someone else post now?, maybe nuke the bar, bring out a flame-thrower or something, cause i dont like posting twice with stuff like this
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"what is life but a prelude to death?"-me
New Windows version 98, now with 400% more bugs and error messages than windows 95
(just $199.99)
my favorite phrases from songs:
"###### it all, ###### this world, ###### everything that you stand for, dont belong, dont accept, dont give a s###, dont ever judge me"-slipknot, surfacing
"hey pig, yeah you pig, hey pig piggy pig pig pig"-nine inch nails, piggy
"your god is dead, and noone cares, if there is a hell, ill see you there"-nine inch nails, heresy
(Samurai enters bar, orders a gallon of brandy)
(Without warning, Oedepus blasts Samurai in back with neutron pistol)
(Samurai staggers out of bar, boards his V. frigate)
(Samurai aims it for the bar, accelerates to full afterburn, and uses escape pod)
(massive explosion ensues, bar is reduced to a smoldering heap)
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However, in a far reach of space the combined corporate forces of Norg and Twango have started battling in an all out tradewar...
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(Breck finds where escape pod landed)
(walks over to it)
"Why the **** did you blow up the bar? Now where am i supposed to find saalian brandy for under $50?"
(storms off in a mad rage)
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** Toothpaste pilots the Funky Patato, his modified Lazira, near the ruined bar. The outer cargo doors open, and out come floating hundreds of hand-sized armor-repair bots. But instead of repairing the armor of Funky Patato, they get to work on rebuilding the Freeport bar. After several days, they are finished. The bots return to the cargo hold, and, after refueling, this mysterious benefactor warps away. **
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"That's cool how you just walked through
that door, but I still won't let you leave."
— Durandal
(Samurai walks into newly repaired bar.)
(Samurai's order for a ton of brandy is denied, because he blew it up before)
(Samurai storms out of bar and goes off to raid Huron)
(Samurai comes back later, thoroughly drunk)
(Samurai buys, for an exhorbitant fee, a bottle of brandy)
(Samurai slugs it down, draws phase pistol and blasts the crap out of an annoying beetle)
(Samuari laughs drunkenly, and then keels over backward.)
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(oedipus gets pissed off at samurai for while he was still in it and completely missing him)
(also for killing Oedipus' favorite beetle :mad:)
(walks over to drunken samurai)
"you stupid dirty motherin son of a b1ch"
(pulls out nailgun)
"now youl stay on the floor motherƒľ**er"
(fires a nail through the middle of samurais forehead)
(samurais skull caves int partially)
(the back of his head is now stuck to the floor)
"(muttering)stupid mother*in bĺstĹrd
more "red paint", except its on the floor, not the wall
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"what is life but a prelude to death?"-me
New Windows version 98, now with 400% more bugs and error messages than windows 95
(just $199.99)
my favorite phrases from songs:
"###### it all, ###### this world, ###### everything that you stand for, dont belong, dont accept, dont give a s###, dont ever judge me"-slipknot, surfacing
"hey pig, yeah you pig, hey pig piggy pig pig pig"-nine inch nails, piggy
"your god is dead, and noone cares, if there is a hell, ill see you there"-nine inch nails, heresy
(Luanr 2 pops in with his new pet monkey)
"Hey guys, look, it's my new pet monkey! It can do neat tricks! Kill boy, kill!"
(Monkey flies across the room and eats the brains of Jive320 and sucks the marrow from his freshly plucked bones)
"Hehe, silly monkey!"
(Monkey explodes!)
"NOOOOOO!!!!!!"
(Lunar 2 runs out of bar crying after picking up Monkey's remains)
As the monkey explodes the battle between Norg and Twango approaches the ruined bar casting the hot gleam of laser light across the wreckage that once was a place of entertainment.
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"Sir, victory of the bladder over the mind is inevitable"-James T. Farrell
AIM: Deadstar72
As the monkey explodes the battle between Norg and Twango approaches the ruined bar casting the hot gleam of laser light across the wreckage that once was a place of entertainment.
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"Sir, victory of the bladder over the mind is inevitable"-James T. Farrell
AIM: Deadstar72
(Oedipus sees giant war)
"get the fu** away from my fkin' bar you stupid motherfuers"
(flies up in V. cruiser, starts lobbing 80 megaton thermonuclear missiles into the fray, destroying both sides)
"there, no more annoying a$$ laser light
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"what is life but a prelude to death?"-me
New Windows version 98, now with 400% more bugs and error messages than windows 95
(just $199.99)
and doesnt it make you feel better, the pigs have won tonight. They can all sleep soundly now, and everything is all right
Rabbit it all, rabbit this world, rabbit everything that you stand for, dont belong, dont accept, dont give a cow, dont ever judge me
