(A loud, bubbly fart is heard all over the bar as it echoes....)
(A 'DON'T LIGHT THAT MATCH!!' is heard)
discontinuity
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I've twice been conquered.
Three times more.
Never again shall humanity purge me.
And never the pfhor.
-Durandal
{Suddenly a insane man wearing a confederate uniform waving a flamethrower bursts into the bar}
ALLYEAREBELSCUMSHALLDIE!!!
{unkowing of the recent gas expelsion, he fires the flame thrower, just as Pike tries to stop him}
NOO!! DON'T-
booooooooooooooooommmmmmm...
{The bar is blown inside out, along with everyone else in it}
{An odd stench now fills the entire station}
Jack, and Gambit, both being genetically enhanced life forms, are the first to recover.
{"Here Pike, Oedipus, let me give you a hand"}
{"Reasserts the morphogenic field of everybody in the bar (except confeds and Igadzra)}
{"That was a pretty big explosion, what did you eat?"}
{"Opens case of vintage 2234 saalian brandy"}
{"I got this for the boys back home"}
{Everybody gets blitzed out of their skulls}
{"Letsh shing a shong"}
{20 different weapons, all get pointed in the general direction of Jack}
{"C'mon Gambit, we don' need any of dem"}
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"Happiness is a warm gun"-John Lennon
I am a proud member of Dogbert's New Ruling Class
You don't blow it up, you just, how shall I put it,
"Let the smoke out"-Jack
Quote
Originally posted by Oedipus:
**i'd say:
cough. cough. rip-off. cough. cough.
i love doing that, Jive 
**
Dang! Jive says it once and before you know it, it is a new fad! 
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Oh no! It's locked!-Harry
Damn it Pam, stop glowing-Harry
Eat staples electro-breath-Harry
Some people need to wash their gene pool
A.S.S Cuisine reporting for duty!
We need to attract new personalities to the bar, so why don't we switch.
BTW Oedipus-coughcoughusingJive'sstupid****coughcoughcoughrip-offcoughcough
It is fun
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"Happiness is a warm gun"-John Lennon
I am a proud member of Dogbert's New Ruling Class
You don't blow it up, you just, how shall I put it,
"Let the smoke out"-Jack
coughhackgagcoughphlemiscloggingupairpassageshackchokegagcoughgargle
okay, sorry, I'm dead again
coughcoughhackgoughwhycoughhasn'tcoughcoughanyonecoughgaghckcoughgivenmecoughancoughanwercoughcoughcoughgagcoughyouguyscoughgaghackcougharecoughpilescoughcoughofcoughgaghackcoughun opinionatedcoughcoughgaghackgarbagecoughcoughhack.
Genetically Enhanced Lifeforms are better coughers.
What I said, in those coughs, was, Why hasn't anyone given me an answer. you guys are all unopinionated piles of garbage.
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"Happiness is a warm gun"-John Lennon
I am a proud member of Dogbert's New Ruling Class
You don't blow it up, you just, how shall I put it,
"Let the smoke out"-Jack
(Needle Fred walks into bar and kills Oedipus in rage)
(Steals all the brandy and sneaks away)
(Shouts 'This is for Ed, who is not able to be here in person')
(Leaves in Enhanced Arada)
Quote
Originally posted by Needle Fred:
**(Needle Fred walks into bar and kills Oedipus in rage)
(Steals all the brandy and sneaks away)
(Shouts 'This is for Ed, who is not able to be here in person')
(Leaves in Enhanced Arada)**
"STOP MAKING IT SOUND SO STUPIP!!! It should just be coughcough ripoff coughcough. "
(Jive sets up Needle eye)
(Now no one with Needle in front of his name is instantly killed. Anyone who is friends with the Needle guys are killed. Once again ED IS DEAD!!!!!!!!!
"Keep up the good work Oedipus :D"
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Feel the Jive
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I'm not as think
as you stupid I am.
"If it weren't for my horse
I wouldn't have spent that year in college"
-Lewis Black
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This is notice. My Character Jack has gone to RESISTANCE LIVES!!! in Banter & Brawl. From now on, any Jack I use is exactly the same as the old Jack, but is now calle Jack+3.
{Jack walks into bar}
{Gambit walks into bar, and eats the remains of NeedleFred}
{"I have an idea"}
{"Gambit smell the remains of Needle ED. You will now hunt down and kill anyone that smells like NeedleEd"}
{Gambit runs from the bar}
{Several hours and more than several drinks later, Gambit returns with a bloody arm in his jaws, that everybody can only assume to be NeedleEd's}
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"Happiness is a warm gun"-John Lennon
You don't blow it up, you just, how shall I put it,
"Let the smoke out"-Jack
I want a doughnut. A Doughnut as doughnutty as a doughnut made of flour, water, one large egg, sugar, a pinch of yeast, cinnamon to taste, and jam or jelly filling, depending on preference. Its not a doughnut as something in any way metaphorical. Just a doughnut.
I'm baaaaaaack!! Why has the bar and the TaS 2 strand fallen off the 1st page? Oedipus! You got some splanin to do!
Actually I've decided to let Oedipus have the bar permanetly. Just keep it on the first page.
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Feel the Jive
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I'm not as think
as you stupid I am.
"If it weren't for my horse
I wouldn't have spent that year in college"
-Lewis Black
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(Lunar 2 in a dark lab)
"Bwahaha. My evil plan is complete!"
(Next day on news broadcast)
"This just in form Earth: Trillions of flesh-eating crabs swarmed the planets surface and obliterated everything. Who has done this dastardly deed? Who has destroyed the origin of human life? More importantly, who cares?"
(Lunar 2 laughs, returns to scheming)
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Lunar 2
One is back, new and
improved
But then the voieniens take over all the U.E. systems in the absense of a goverment and enslave all humans and take lunar2 up to there cruser "Borb Rocks"
And say to him, "Thank you, Human for eliminating Earth. We couldn't have done it ourselvs. Now we will give you the traditionl payment that we give to all humans who don't swear allegense to the voieniens, or at least havent yet." suddenly 50 armed voieniens walk into the room, draw ther weapons and fire. The commander says "Boy, do I love 'red panit'. I think I'll blast some emalgah now." And he walks out of the room.
What the hell are you guys doing. This bar is RENEGADES ONLY!!
{Jack pulls out plasma grenade}
{"RENEGADES ONLY!!!"}
{LoneVoinoin and Lunar2 both die, more red paint, and gray paint}
Note, this bar is sucking
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You don't blow it up, you just, how shall I put it,
"Let the smoke out"-Jack
I want a doughnut. A doughnut as doughnutty as a doughnut made of flour, water, one large egg, sugar, a pinch of yeast, cinnamon to taste, and jam or jelly filling, depending on preference. Its not a doughnut as something in any way metaphorical. Just a doughnut.
