Quote

Originally posted by Needle Ed:
(Ed sniffs)
sad because bar is closing
'Goodbye Lan'
(Steals all the brandy :D)

(Jive breaks into bar)
(Jive places OPEN sign on window)
"Now I'm the bartender"
(Jive laughs and shoves Ed in blender (since he apparently isn't dead for some reason))
(Jive places anti-Ed device on door)
(Whenever Ed enters the bar he is vaporized :D)
(Jive takes a shot of his magnificent Brandy :D)
"All hail to the almighty Jive 320!!"

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"First order of business"
(Jive takes all of Brandy and gets drunk)
"nOw DiS heRe ba iSss a bA..."
(Jive rambles off as he celebrates for his new bar)

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Quote

Originally posted by Jive 320:
**(Jive breaks into bar)
(Jive places OPEN sign on window)
"Now I'm the bartender"
(Jive laughs and shoves Ed in blender (since he apparently isn't dead for some reason))
(Jive places anti-Ed device on door)
(Whenever Ed enters the bar he is vaporized :D)
(Jive takes a shot of his magnificent Brandy :D)
"All hail to the almighty Jive 320!!"
**

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Oh no! It's locked!-Harry
Damn it Pam, stop glowing-Harry
Eat staples electro-breath-Harry

Some people need to wash their gene pool

A.S.S Cuisine reporting for duty!

"Finally. My first customer. Hey! Stop winking at me! I mean it! No, no, NO!!!!"

Glad to know someone is still here :).

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(Orders up a bottle of Saliaan brandy)

"Hey Jive, thanks for the Mini Homer idea in TaS!

(Downs brandy and asks for recipe ;))

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Oh no! It's locked!-Harry
Damn it Pam, stop glowing-Harry
Eat staples electro-breath-Harry

Some people need to wash their gene pool

A.S.S Cuisine reporting for duty!

(Jive gives Ubermann fake Brany recipe)
"i'd go out of bussiness if I gave him the real one ;)"

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Branay? Like the recipie for Nutri grain?

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"How can I make it go faster?" -Me-

(Jive bashes chair over Azdara's head)
" BRANDY recipe. Happy now?"

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"Whoohoo, brawl!"

(Smashes bottle over Azdara's head)

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Oh no! It's locked!-Harry
Damn it Pam, stop glowing-Harry
Eat staples electro-breath-Harry

Some people need to wash their gene pool

A.S.S Cuisine reporting for duty!

Quote

Originally posted by Ubermann:
**"Whoohoo, brawl!"

(Smashes bottle over Azdara's head)

**

"Yeah that's right! Smash a bottle, beak a chair as long as it's over someones head :)."
(Jive throws chair at Azdara)
(Jive starts shooting ionizer wildly)
("Red paint" is scattered about the walls)
"Is there a redecorater here? All of those white spots on the wall are too boring."
(Jive shoots ionizer again)
(More "red paint" is scattered about)
"That's more like it!"

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(Orders yet more Saliaan Brandy)
(Throws away recipe)
(Looks around at "red paint")
"Nice decorating job Jive."

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Oh no! It's locked!-Harry
Damn it Pam, stop glowing-Harry
Eat staples electro-breath-Harry

Some people need to wash their gene pool

A.S.S Cuisine reporting for duty!

Quote

Originally posted by Ubermann:
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"Nice decorating job Jive."

**

"Thanks. It needs just a little more 'paint'"
(Jive shoots Uberman in the arm with ionizer)
"There we go :D"

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"That didn't tickle!"

"Ain't it wonderful how I can just forget that I had an injury and magically I am healed!"

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Oh no! It's locked!-Harry
Damn it Pam, stop glowing-Harry
Eat staples electro-breath-Harry

Some people need to wash their gene pool

A.S.S Cuisine reporting for duty!

Quote

Originally posted by Ubermann:
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"Ain't it wonderful how I can just forget that I had an injury and magically I am healed!"

**

"hehe. Ain't life funny that way ;)."

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"I'm bored. Can someone visit my bar so I can smash their head in... uh... I mean... AHHH JUST COME IN THE FREAKIN' BAR!!!!"

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Jack+ is dead?

In the deep space, off the planet of Freeport, a few atoms here and there collect, and after a while, (a week while I was at Hawaii), the atoms consisting of Jack+ join together, and coagulate in Jive's bar.

{"ow, that was hot"}
{"give me a shot of that Ol' Janx Spirit"}
{"What, you don't have any?"}
{"oh, you do"}
{"Jive, you want to see who has more telepathic power?"}
{"I bet you I could pour you a glass of Ol' Janx Spirit using only my mind"}
{"You only like Saalian Brandy?"}
{Jack pulls out box of Chocolate Covered Macadamia Nuts}
{"Jive, you know how to make a Mai Tai?"}

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"Not an Electric Sausage"- Marvin

"Happiness is a warm gun"-John Lennon

I am a proud member of Dogbert's New Ruling Class

Necromicon kills everyone includiong bar.
Destroys every way of anybody respawning.
Destroys afterlife.
Destroys life itself.
There is no way of life being created.
There are no paralel dimensions.
Their aint no way of comin' back!
There is no way for ghosts or spirits to exist.

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Oh, I'm sorry. Did that break your concentration?
I didn't mean to do that.
Please, continue.
I believe you were saying something about "best intentions."
-Jules. Pulp Fiction

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Quote

Originally posted by the Necromicon:
**Necromicon kills everyone includiong bar.
Destroys every way of anybody respawning.
Destroys afterlife.
Destroys life itself.
There is no way of life being created.
There are no paralel dimensions.
Their aint no way of comin' back!
There is no way for ghosts or spirits to exist.

**

(Jive is respawned in the after-life where he creates life in paralel dimensions where evryone comes back along with some ghosts and spirits who rebuild the bar and the universe)
"You can do anything you want on an EVO board ;)"
(Jive kills Necromicon by stuffing him in blender)
(Jive puts anti-Necromicon device (similiar to anti-Ed device) over the door)
(Necromicon is never seen at the bar (or any where near it) again)
"Take that Necromicon!!!!!!!!!!!"

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Feel the Jive
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Huh?
(Takes giant can of spam and force feeds it to everyone on this board)

"I think I'll go back to the classics on this one"
(Jive bashes Lunar's skull in with chair)
"That felt good :D"

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I'm not as think
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