Where the hell have all the other bars gone? The bars were heaps cool.

Anyway, heres the menu:

Swift boot to the head - FREE!!

Saliian Brandy - 2013 credits a tonne

Goon - $1 for 4L

Pints - 2 credits

20% of all credits stolen off of patrons must go to lothe lan.

Enjoy your meal/drink

P.S. There have been a lot of fights in here. Either that or someones been splashing a lotta red paint about.

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"Are you SURE you cant fit any more rocket launchers on here?" Lothe Lan

"How can i make it go faster?" -my previous incarnation-

I'll have...
25 pints. that's all we drink in england...
-Gav

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My faviroute quotes from Shadow Warrior:

Baseball is wrong. Man with 4 balls cannot walk.

Your chi attracts many chicks

Man who stand on toilet high on pot

Try to get along better. Be a nice man.

Quote

Originally posted by Gavin-Hardy:
**I'll have...
25 pints. that's all we drink in england...
-Gav

**

Waz^ Gav.

Anyway I'll have two pints of Brandy.
(Bartender gives him this)
(He gulps them down in two seconds)
Hey, how 'bout a ton of this stuff.
(Bartender loads it onto his ship thinking that he will transport it)
(He walks out to ship and drinks whole ton)
(Walks back to bar a little drunk)
i THeenK i el {hic} hAv boot trEe mo' TuNs {hic}.

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Feel the Jive
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"One drink is just right. Two drinks are too much. Three drinks are not enough"
- Spanish proverb

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Hey, I have a great idea for this. Hang on.
-Gav

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My faviroute quotes from Shadow Warrior:

Fortune cookie sais:

Baseball is wrong. Man with 4 balls cannot walk.

Your chi attracts many chicks

Man who stand on toilet high on pot

Try to get along better. Be a nice man.

You never going to score.

Ooargh. Hehe.

"I'll 'ave a few gallons o' Saalian brandy, NOW!"
{drinks brandy with lightnig pace}
"Arrrgh. I shink I'll 'ave a sheeny weeny bit more 'o dat."
{again drinks brandy with atonoshing speed. get's really drunk and picks up a chair and knocks out Jive( :)).}
"AAAARRRRRGGHHHH!!! C'mon then, ya scurvey dogs! All o' ya!!"
"***** BURP *****"
{falls unconcious on floor. Lothe Lan gives him his bill}
"Arrgh, feck arf! All o' ya!"
{with that he falls asleep totaly leaving a very pissed off Lan behind the bar}
(Jive gets back up)
Jive- 'What'sh wrong, Lan?'
Lan- ' :mad:'

Hehe. Check out my info.
-Gorky Gav

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ooargh, come 'ere, ye
little scurvey dog

Nice info Gav. Or should I say renegade Gorky Gav :D.

(Jive 320 goes over to Gorky Gav)
(Still very drunk, picks up a chair)
(Atempts to smash Gav's skull)
(Somehow, Jive smashes chair on his own head)
(Both lie there unconcious and VERY drunk)

(Lothe sees the destruction, writes the bill, and leaves)

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Feel the Jive
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(Insert cool quote here)

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(Renowned hacker and pirate the Necromcion walks in, surbeys the scene and lets out a guttural laugh. "Pitifull fools! Your petty squabbling is no match for the power of the Dark Side! Picks up Gorky with his force powers and crushes his larnyx. Waving his hand he smashes Jive into the bar, impalling him on the bottle of Saalian four starr brandy. The shattered glass shoots towards Lothe, cutting him to ribbons.)

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Learn to understand, and there will be nothing to know.

"It's time for the human race to enter the solar system."
- Dan Quayle

--"You guys line up alphabetically by height."
- Bill Peterson, Florida State football coach

Man walks into a bar...you finish it

Jeez, stop with the damn bar thing already. You want a bar? Take it to a chat room and stop spamming. Its obvious that none of you feel important enough in real life, so you have to pretend to be captains of some pos ship, all of you with your Han Solo esque personalities trying to be important in some little pretend bar. You make me sick.

Ok, I guess I overreacted. Only SOME of you apply to the above. Others just like to have fun with these things...I don't. Either way, and it should be taken to a chat room.

Please, just take this phucking thing to irc or something.

My .02˘

-Dave

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--
"Do or do not. There is no try."
-Yoda

Quote

Originally posted by Dave Lesovoy:
**Jeez, stop with the damn bar thing already. You want a bar? Take it to a chat room and stop spamming. Its obvious that none of you feel important enough in real life, so you have to pretend to be captains of some pos ship, all of you with your Han Solo esque personalities trying to be important in some little pretend bar. You make me sick.

Ok, I guess I overreacted. Only SOME of you apply to the above. Others just like to have fun with these things...I don't. Either way, and it should be taken to a chat room.

Please, just take this phucking thing to irc or something.

My .02˘

-Dave

**

Frig you.
I's called having fun. Try it some time. By the way it's not Spam. Spam is like saying "Beans are cool!!" and then leaving the board forever.

Anyway...
(Jive takes the shattered Brandy bottle out of his stomach)
(Jive chucks bottle at Necricomon(sp?))
(Necricomon runs away like a chicken with it's head cut off)
(Jive goes into his Armstrong 53)
(Jive blasts Necricomon out of the universe)
(Mysterious red mist is in the place of Necricomon)
(Jive steals 30 tons of Brandy in the slight absence of Lothe)
(Jive hyper jumps into Hatuli system)

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Feel the Jive
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"Wax on, wax off"

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Quote

Originally posted by Gorky Gavin:
**Ooargh. Hehe.:)
**

This is pretty funny. Why? Because Gorky just happens to be one of the many Russian words in EVO. It's the name of a Russian city, but the word itself means "bitter". And it just happens to be in the male form, so... you are now "Bitter Gavin".

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Brooklyn. Where the weak are killed and eaten.

AIM: obormot345

Quote

Originally posted by Jive 320:
**Frig you.
I's called having fun. Try it some time. By the way it's not Spam. Spam is like saying "Beans are cool!!" and then leaving the board forever.
**

You might be a newbie if you don't know the true meaning of spam (besides the meat). =P

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-Shade

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Quote

Originally posted by ShadeOfBlue:
**You might be a newbie if you don't know the true meaning of spam (besides the meat). =P

**

(Jive docks into bar accidentally running over and killing SOB { :p})
(Jive (now 30 million credits richer) walks into bar)
(Jive smashes chair over Obermot's head)
(Jive pays measly 20,000 credit bill)
(Jive regenerates Lothe Lan)
(Gorky Gavin awakes)
(All three sing ancient space shanties until all are drunk and unconcious)

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Feel the Jive
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(Insert cool quote here)

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Quote

Originally posted by Jive 320:
**(Jive docks into bar accidentally running over and killing SOB {:p })
**

(Until Jive realizes he just ran right "through" the color. The super intelligent shade of blue then takes over Jive's ship by reprogramming it with bursts of photons...)

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-Shade

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Quote

Originally posted by ShadeOfBlue:
**(Until Jive realizes he just ran right "through" the color. The super intelligent shade of blue then takes over Jive's ship by reprogramming it with bursts of photons...)

**

(Jive wakes up with huge hang-over)
(Jive finds a trashed Armstrong 53 outside)
(Jive sees SOB coming out of ship)
"Just took it for a trip... through UE space"
(Jive (whose ship is outlawed by every UE system in the known universe) is outraged)
(Jive walks into bar)
(Jive gets a chair)
(Jive throws chair at SOB)
(SOB smirks and mysteriously and disappears)
(Jive erases the color blue from all color wheels)
(SOB is never seen at the bar ever again { :p})

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Feel the Jive
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"My son is not a Communist! He may be a liar, a bum, a Communist, but he is not a porn-star!" - Abraham Simpson

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Good to see a lot of enthusiastic pirates a' rovin.
Has anyone seen helcat helen around lately? I got a debt to settle over something... anyway (She blew me up when i was a wee shuttlecraft)

(Pulls out 19th century style musket and shoots shade of blue. No effect? What is this? Lothe Lan grabs credits and brandy hides behind counter. Glug glug glug sound heard by all.)

"barney, don't drink from the taps while i'm gone" -Moe-

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"Are you SURE you cant fit any more rocket launchers on here?" Lothe Lan

"How can i make it go faster?" -my previous incarnation-

Beans are cool!

Im not gonna leave forever, though...

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"..A bug came through an open Window..."

Quote

Originally posted by AdmBlastaway:
**Beans are cool!:)

Im not gonna leave forever, though...

**

(Jive picks up chair)
(Jive smashes AdmBlastaway's skull in)
(AdmBlastaway lies lifeless on the ground)
(Jive goes over to Dave)
(Jive smashes Dave's skull in)
(Dave lies lifeless on the ground)
(Jive smiles widely (like this :D))
(Jive walks over to the lifeless AdmBlastaway)
"Welcome to the bar"
(Jive gets another shot of Brandy)

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Feel the Jive
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"My son is not a Communist! He may be a liar, a bum, a Communist, but he is not a porn-star!" - Abraham Simpson

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quote:
------------------------------------------------------------------------
Originally posted by Obormot:
This is pretty funny. Why? Because Gorky just happens to be one of the many Russian words in EVO. It's the name of a Russian city, but the word itself means "bitter". And it just happens to be in the male form, so... you are now "Bitter Gavin".

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Wow. That's me all over.

{Gavin wakes up}
{Walks over to Jive}
{Asks:}
"ow about we go an' kill a few UE pigs in the ol' Huron, eh?"
{Jives agrees.}
{Gavin goes to his Modefied Turncoat, Devils Fury}
{Climbs in with Jive}
{Neither are seen for several days}
Hehe.
-Gav

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My faviroute quotes from Shadow Warrior:

Fortune cookie sais:

Baseball is wrong. Man with 4 balls cannot walk.

Your chi attracts many chicks

Man who stand on toilet high on pot

Try to get along better. Be a nice man.

You never going to score.

quote:
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Originally posted by Obormot:
This is pretty funny. Why? Because Gorky just happens to be one of the many Russian words in EVO. It's the name of a Russian city, but the word itself means "bitter". And it just happens to be in the male form, so... you are now "Bitter Gavin".

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Wow. That's me all over.
{Gavin wakes up}
{Walks over to Jive}
{Asks:}
"ow about we go an' kill a few UE pigs in the ol' Huron, eh?"
{Jives agrees.}
{Gavin goes to his Modefied Turncoat, Devils Fury}
{Climbs in with Jive}
{Neither are seen for several days}
Hehe.
-Gav

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My faviroute quotes from Shadow Warrior:

Fortune cookie sais:

Baseball is wrong. Man with 4 balls cannot walk.

Your chi attracts many chicks

Man who stand on toilet high on pot

Try to get along better. Be a nice man.

You never going to score.

23 days later...
(Devil's Fury arrives at the bar)
(Jive and Gorky walk out of the Turncoat)
(They walk into bar (each 200 million credits richer))
(Everyone at bar looks up (which is not many 'cause of Jive :D))
(Lothe asks for 20% of findings)
(Gorky and Jive look at each other)
(They both nod with huge grins on there faces)
(Lothe suddenly has an ionizer to his head)
(Jive and Gorky walk into Devil's Fury (both 20 million credits richer and very drunk on stolen Saalian Brandy))
(Bar has red spots all over the walls, 5 more dead bodies, an empty cash register, and a very frightened Lothe Lan in the corner)

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Feel the Jive
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(Insert cool quote here)

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