yeah! 200 posts on the freeport bar!
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"what is life but a prelude to death?"-me
New Windows version 98, now with 400% more bugs and error messages than windows 95
(just $199.99)
and doesnt it make you feel better, the pigs have won tonight. They can all sleep soundly now, and everything is all right
Rabbit it all, rabbit this world, rabbit everything that you stand for, dont belong, dont accept, dont give a cow, dont ever judge me
But Mr. Norg and Mr. Twango still live and the war rages on. In an effort to destroy one another they attack the bar to get the secrets held there.
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"Sir, victory of the bladder over the mind is inevitable"-James T. Farrell
AIM: Deadstar72
kill....
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But Mr. Norg is actually just a cyborg remote and Mr. Twango is just a figment of everytone's imagination. They live on.
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"Sir, victory of the bladder over the mind is inevitable"-James T. Farrell
AIM: Deadstar72
can we stop with the "mr. norg and mr. twango"? its getting really annoying
(Oedipus grabs captaintripps skinny little neck)
"Shut the fk up about the stupid norg and twango motherfkers you stupid son of a bch :mad:"
(rings the life out of the captain)
"now burn motherfker"
( pulls out flamethrower)
(uses entire tank of gas on burning captaintripps)
(puts out the other fires in the bar with a high powered hose)
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"what is life but a prelude to death?"-me
New Windows version 98, now with 400% more bugs and error messages than windows 95
(just $199.99)
and doesnt it make you feel better, the pigs have won tonight. They can all sleep soundly now, and everything is all right
Rabbit it all, rabbit this world, rabbit everything that you stand for, dont belong, dont accept, dont give a cow, dont ever judge me
(This message has been edited by Oedipus (edited 08-16-2000).)
Hee hee hee, that tickled. I feel that Norg and Twango are hardly more annoying than any of the other drivel on this post anyway. How about taking out your agressions on your pet kitten or something normal like that?
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"Sir, victory of the bladder over the mind is inevitable"-James T. Farrell
AIM: Deadstar72
uhhh, cuz cats are cooler than all of you,
and actually the norg and twango are more annoying than everything else
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"what is life but a prelude to death?"-me
New Windows version 98, now with 400% more bugs and error messages than windows 95
(just $199.99)
and doesnt it make you feel better, the pigs have won tonight. They can all sleep soundly now, and everything is all right
Rabbit it all, rabbit this world, rabbit everything that you stand for, dont belong, dont accept, dont give a cow, dont ever judge me
Hmmmmm....
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"Sir, victory of the bladder over the mind is inevitable"-James T. Farrell
AIM: Deadstar72
you know its true, admit
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"what is life but a prelude to death?"-me
New Windows version 98, now with 400% more bugs and error messages than windows 95
(just $199.99)
and doesnt it make you feel better, the pigs have won tonight. They can all sleep soundly now, and everything is all right
Rabbit it all, rabbit this world, rabbit everything that you stand for, dont belong, dont accept, dont give a cow, dont ever judge me
Suddenly Alien bursts in...
"GAHHHH!!! How am I supposed to pronouce it?!?!?!?! Vionion?? Miranuover??? Akabagari?? Zidabar!?!?! Iggidar!?!?! Reneamaplade!!!!! God-rabbit it rabbit alll!!! I am so rabbiting sick of all these rabbiting names!!!!"
And then he walks out and zooms away in his Voinion Cruiser, The Grim Reaper.....
Weird.
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Very funny, now beam down my clothes. These ladies look rest-less..... uh-oh...
Alien's famous tongue...
"Vionions?? Voinioniommoins?? Viks? Veggies? Vegetables? Oh wait, that's a hewman plant...
(Lunar 2 walks in with his reassembled pet monkey)
"Grrr... this for trying to replace Gambit and the Monkey with norg and twango! This isn't TaS2! :mad:"
(Turns to monkey)
"kill boy, kill!"
(monkey bites CaptainTripp's head off and fries his brain in the flames on his body)
"Bwahahaha!"
(monkey explodes)
"Damn this is getting annoying"
Hmmmm...admit nothing you don't believe, that's what I was always told.As for a monkey eating my brain? What the hell is that. You're some pretty damn inventive people on this board, couldn't you come up with something better than a monkey and some neanderthal miscreant wringing my skinny little neck. And you thought I was annoying....
that "neanderthal miscreant" happens to be packing a flamethrower, plasma shotgun, a various array of pulse weapons, a nuetron pistol, and his personal favorite, the flechette rifle 
oh yeah, and i didnt JUST wring your scrawny little neck, i also wasted five gallons of gasoline blazing you to little teeny charcoal bits
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"what is life but a prelude to death?"-me
New Windows version 98, now with 400% more bugs and error messages than windows 95
(just $199.99)
and doesnt it make you feel better, the pigs have won tonight. They can all sleep soundly now, and everything is all right
Rabbit it all, rabbit this world, rabbit everything that you stand for, dont belong, dont accept, dont give a cow, dont ever judge me
Quote
Originally posted by Oedipus:
**that "neanderthal miscreant" happens to be packing a flamethrower, plasma shotgun, a various array of pulse weapons, a nuetron pistol, and his personal favorite, the flechette rifle:D
oh yeah, and i didnt JUST wring your scrawny little neck, i also wasted five gallons of gasoline blazing you to little teeny charcoal bits
**
You wasted 5 GALLONS on him!?! What did you do to get that much money? Trade in your Igzarde warship?
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U.E. Lovers Are Ignorant Of True Power.
Well, that's a little more imaginative than I thought you could muster. Still doesn't measure up, but being fried into charcoal bits was quite intriguing. Now, do you barbecue a captaintripps or just roast until toasty brown? By the way, thanks for lighting my Pall Malls, I needed a light.
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"Sir, victory of the bladder over the mind is inevitable"-James T. Farrell
AIM: Deadstar72
actually i did more than even louisiana frying you.
five gallons is nothing, if conquered like, an eighth of the universe anyway. plus i got all this from jack, remember how he wasnt allowed any weapons? ive still got more armaments in my Azdara
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"what is life but a prelude to death?"-me
New Windows version 98, now with 400% more bugs and error messages than windows 95
(just $199.99)
and doesnt it make you feel better, the pigs have won tonight. They can all sleep soundly now, and everything is all right
Rabbit it all, rabbit this world, rabbit everything that you stand for, dont belong, dont accept, dont give a cow, dont ever judge me
You do realize that the previous post makes almost no sense whatsoever. You should find someone who's more competent in translating voinian into english...
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"Sir, victory of the bladder over the mind is inevitable"-James T. Farrell
AIM: Deadstar72
He's not voinian. He's azgardi. I'M Voinian.
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U.E. Lovers Are Ignorant Of True Power.
It's all voinian to me.
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"Sir, victory of the bladder over the mind is inevitable"-James T. Farrell
AIM: Deadstar72
