The ArcMaster takes off in his Tyr'jak Fighter (a ship that is unkown to the EV or EVO universe), Fires ten rounds of his blue colored laser beams at the bar, lands, and looks at the smoldering ashes. "That should take care of all of this!" He says.
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Sorry, I had to add something. Watching this dialouge go back and forth made me laugh till I was sick.
Quote
Originally posted by Bozorg:
**(Gets into Igazra, pursues R.C.E. to the Holiday Inn, breaks into hotel room with a semi-auto plasma PPG, opens fire, blows the entire room into hell, goes back to bar, recharges gun)
**
(gets out in time)
(gets a fleet of 15,000,000 Adzgari Warships each with 1000 Azdaras and 20,000,000 Zidaras each with 5 Zidagar Fighters and attacks puny Igazra fleet)
(impressive Igazra fleet destroyed)
(smoldering wreckage falls and destroys Holoday Inn)
(cries out,"Damn!" because left Prototype Adzara inside)
Oh well, I guess I could buy another one. Not everybody has 1,600,100,000 credits...
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"The Golden Arches! The Golden Arches got me!"
-Cow
Noah:"All right, in alphebetical order."
Zebra:"Damn."
by Gary Larson
Quote
Originally posted by Desert Fox:
**(after miracle surgery, Desert Fox is alright)
(goes back to bar to pay Bozorg the agreed on 2mil credits for the assassination)
**
(Bozorg reclines offer)
(Fox threatens with plasma siphon)
(Bozorg pulls out a mega super duper extra powerful never-lets-you-down always-kills-things known-to-kill-the-Beast evil gun thingy from universe # 5 on planet Hel and blasts Fox)
(Fox felt intense pain and spine shattering)
P.S. Sorry Bozorg. I had to do that.
Quote
Originally posted by Forcemaster:
**
I'm opening a bar here based on Commander Cicions. come , have a drink and drop your poison.:D
**
This bar thing is really terrible. We must have peace. I hate it. Please stop this now.
(walks into bar)
(replaces all the "Adzgari"s with "Azdgari"s)
(takes out SPNKR-X18 SSM Launcher)
(shoots two rockets at Bozorg)
(walks out of bar)
(gets in Borb Class Voinian Heavy Cruiser)
(kills Azdgari and Igadzra fleets with out even getting down to 50% armor)
(goes back into bar)
(orders a bottle of Saalian Brandy)
(brakes bottle on a table)
(stabs Adzy in the eye for cheating)
(walks out of bar)
(takes all the "(" and ")"s with him)
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Quote
Originally posted by Rip C. Evumizar:
**(gets out in time)
(gets a fleet of 15,000,000 Adzgari Warships each with 1000 Azdaras and 20,000,000 Zidaras each with 5 Zidagar Fighters and attacks puny Igazra fleet)
(impressive Igazra fleet destroyed)
(smoldering wreckage falls and destroys Holoday Inn)
(cries out,"Damn!" because left Prototype Adzara inside)
Oh well, I guess I could buy another one. Not everybody has 1,600,100,000 credits...
**
(gets out in time)
(escapes briefly the space-time continnum)
(comes back with 3000 doom stars)
(blasts RCE's fleet into nothingness)
(in case he escapes in an escape pod, pursue him and blast the pod)
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Blistering of Earth
Terminate its worth
Deadly nicotine
Kill what might have been
Shortest straw
Challenge liberty
Downed by law
Live in infamy
Rub you raw
Witchhunt riding through
Shortest straw
This shortest straw has been pulled for you
AIM: EVCorvette
(url="http://"http://www.metallica.com")http://www.metallica.com(/url)
Quote
Originally posted by Bozorg (really Adzy):
(Bozorg reclines offer)
(Fox threatens with plasma siphon)
(Bozorg pulls out a mega super duper extra powerful never-lets-you-down always-kills-things known-to-kill-the-Beast evil gun thingy from universe # 5 on planet Hel and blasts Fox)
(Fox felt intense pain and spine shattering)
P.S. Sorry Bozorg. I had to do that.
(Discards Fox Dummy Decoy, pursues Adzy, summons his metal Militia warriors, crushes and utterly annihilates Adzy.)
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Blistering of Earth
Terminate its worth
Deadly nicotine
Kill what might have been
Shortest straw
Challenge liberty
Downed by law
Live in infamy
Rub you raw
Witchhunt riding through
Shortest straw
This shortest straw has been pulled for you
AIM: EVCorvette
(url="http://"http://www.metallica.com")http://www.metallica.com(/url)
Quote
Originally posted by Mordon:
**(walks into bar)
(replaces all the "Adzgari"s with "Azdgari"s)
(takes out SPNKR-X18 SSM Launcher)
(shoots two rockets at Bozorg)
(walks out of bar)
(gets in Borb Class Voinian Heavy Cruiser)
(kills Azdgari and Igadzra fleets with out even getting down to 50% armor)
(goes back into bar)
(orders a bottle of Saalian Brandy)
(brakes bottle on a table)
(stabs Adzy in the eye for cheating)
(walks out of bar)
(takes all the "(" and ")"s with him)
**
{Replaces all "Azdgari"s with "Adzgari"s}
{shoots rocket launcher before the rocket can be armed}
{shoots the guy with a PPC portable railgun}
(goes into the Borb Class Voinian Heavy Cruiser and brings back all "(" and ")" to bar.
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Blistering of Earth
Terminate its worth
Deadly nicotine
Kill what might have been
Shortest straw
Challenge liberty
Downed by law
Live in infamy
Rub you raw
Witchhunt riding through
Shortest straw
This shortest straw has been pulled for you
AIM: EVCorvette
(url="http://"http://www.metallica.com")http://www.metallica.com(/url)
Quote
Originally posted by Obormot:
**Obormot gets into his Vogon constructor ship. Constructs hyperspace bypass through bar. Bar no longer exists.
**
(Blasts hyperspace bypass)
(Rebuilds bar)
(Commands Metal Militia to kill Obormot and hack his web page)
The bar stays.
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Blistering of Earth
Terminate its worth
Deadly nicotine
Kill what might have been
Shortest straw
Challenge liberty
Downed by law
Live in infamy
Rub you raw
Witchhunt riding through
Shortest straw
This shortest straw has been pulled for you
AIM: EVCorvette
(url="http://"http://www.metallica.com")http://www.metallica.com(/url)
Quote
Originally posted by Bozorg:
**(Blasts hyperspace bypass)
(Rebuilds bar)
(Commands Metal Militia to kill Obormot and hack his web page)
The bar stays.
**
And just how do you propose to blast a hyperspace bypass? Anyway, since we are in a Plural Galactic Sector, the bar still exists, in some places along the probability axis.
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God. Root. What is difference?
-Pitr
AIM: obormot345
Hundreds of Slarilians teleport in and start demanding Pangalactic GargleBlasters
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Would you like to ride on your own ass?
-Advertisement for donkey rides in Thailand
(walks back into bar)
(falls on ground, cursing himself for falling for that again)
(orders a Centaurian gin and listens to others' conversatons)
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I did really good on my driver's exam. I knocked down all the cones.
I'm not fond of strict play...
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I did really good on my driver's exam. I knocked down all the cones.
(Goes with Crescent Warship fleet to hunt down Obormot)
(Meets up with Metal Militia and joins their hunt)
(DF places 5mil credit bounty on Obormot's head)
(Finds RCE's secret base and blasts it to bits)
(returns to hunt)
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I did really good on my driver's exam. I knocked down all the cones.
Quote
Originally posted by Mr. Mulder:
**Who are you all freinds with? EX. Miranu, or Zidigar ect.?
**
Ah! So there is a sane individual amongst these pre-pubertarian weirdos... 
To answer your question: Miranu rule! EU feels a bit medieval in comparison... The strands are generally rather incomprehensible with their stupid war, but at least the Zidagar and the Igadzra have some style, while the Azdgari are just pathetic little wimps. Emalgha? Oh, come on, as heroic as they might be... wooden ships?
Renegades and Voinians suck. Death to them.
-- Cinga
Quote
Originally posted by Desert Fox:
**(Goes with Crescent Warship fleet to hunt down Obormot)
(Meets up with Metal Militia and joins their hunt)
(DF places 5mil credit bounty on Obormot's head)
(Finds RCE's secret base and blasts it to bits)
(returns to hunt)
**
Obormot is flying around in a Vogon constructor ship, with the Guide Mark II in his hand. Just how do you propose to go against that? You know what I'm talking about, right?
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God. Root. What is difference?
-Pitr
AIM: obormot345
{Takes off in his Fighter}
{turns on cloaking device}
{Let the battles fold out before him}
{Laughs}
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The Rain in Spain Falls Mainly on the Spaniards
(Goes in)
(Reads Vogon poetry over intercom)
(Utters insane, maniacal laugh as everybody writhes in pain and agony)
(Setts recording to loop)
(Leaves others to burn in hell)
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I have plenty of talent and vision. I just don't give a damn.
(walks into bar)
(sees all the fighting and joins in)
(walks out of bar with the heads of all inside)
