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Originally posted by Obormot:
**Obormot is flying around in a Vogon constructor ship, with the Guide Mark II in his hand. Just how do you propose to go against that? You know what I'm talking about, right?
**
Very simple. I get into your ship, plant a 20 megaton explosive device in it, get the hell out before the explosion, and leve your ship to burn in space.
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Justice is lost
Justice is raped
Justice is gone
Pulling your strings
Justice is done
(Swaggers into bar with Tekken Tag arcade machine strapped to back)
(orders saalian brandy and sits with machine still attached to back)
(Begins get high..)
(loses balance....falls backward breaking machine and spine)
(puts two quarters into slot...starts playing)
(Beats game in 10 minutes....and then kicks the bucket)
(seedy looking character steals machine and ship keys)
(corpse can be seen in the corner of bar doing button motions and joystick movements...freaky)
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(Drops tekken 3 arcade machine on hand....looks at broken hand)
"Damn! How am I going to play that new Namco game?"
Challenge accepted. What topic?
Master Of EVO Bar
Here you go Gav, you order and I'll get the tab. Now on to the sabacc tables. 
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It is only a scratch
-I cut off your arm!!
No you didn't
(Pike, pilot of the ultimate UE Destroyer Armstrong 53, walks into a bar)
(He curses and walks away (think about it...))
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Feel the Jive
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"One drink is just right. Two drinks are too much. Three drinks are not enough"
- Spanish Proverb
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I am blue now. Give me a couple of Whiskeys and a secluded corner. I'm feeling down about the whole Gav/Kelly incident. This sucks. Give me an ale instead
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It is only a scratch
-I cut off your arm!!
No you didn't
(walks into bar with strange bird on shoulder)
(bird uses reverse temporal engineering to cause bar to disappear)
(walks out with satisfied grin on face)
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Make a hole with the gun perpendicular to the name of this town on a desktop globe. Exit wound in a foreign nation, showing the home of the one this was written for.
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Originally posted by Desert Fox:
**Let's talk about the best battles that we've all been in. I know there are a few stories out there that haven't been told to us all yet.
I'll have some of what Andrew M has been drinking
**
Bob of Space walks into the bar, pleased by Metallica in the background, his Miranu co-pilot by his side. He sits down next to the drunken andrew. "Yep," he begins "ive been in some good battles before, like the one time i was ordered to destroy a renegade fleet, it was a big one i tell ya. Spent two days on it, came back with one percent armor left. I bet none of you ever got in a battle that close, eh?" The mostly drunken crowd looks at him strangely, "Yo bartender," he casually waves his hand at the bartender "two pints of sum sallian brandy over here!"
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Crazy Galaxy, Why am I
always caught in the
middle of all the Death,
Destruction, And Boom?
-Vice Admiral Jon
Im better now. Anyone up for a game of sabacc?
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It is only a scratch
-I cut off your arm!!
No you didn't
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Originally posted by Desert Fox:
**Im better now. Anyone up for a game of sabacc?
**
NO
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"Arthur Philip Dent?" pursued the alien in a kind of efficient yap.
"Er...er...yes...er...er...," confirmed Arthur.
"Your're a jerk," repeated the alien, "a complete kneebiter."
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Originally posted by Vice Admiral Jon:
**i was ordered to destroy a renegade fleet, it was a big one i tell ya. Spent two days on it, came back with one percent armor left. I bet none of you ever got in a battle that close, eh?"
**
(Pike walks into a bar a slightly large bump on his head { ;)} and orders a drink)
"I have. Yes back when I was in the Starseeker, a small scoutship, I had the mission to ward off six Voinian dreadnaughts, thirty Voinian cruisers, and sixty Voinian frigates. I had about fifty UE cruiser escorts but they were all killed instantly. My ship was only equipped with one blaze cannon and I completly anhialated them all without a scratch. Suddenly a Space Parrot appereaed with a forklift and hit me with it. I quickly destroyed the Parrot and escaped with a
1/2 point of armor left.
(After finishing his drink he smirks and pays the tab)
(Pike walks into another bar)
(He curses, and walks away)
(His bump is slightly bigger now (Now do you get it?))
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Feel the Jive
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(Inseret cool quote here)
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Bob of Space looks at Jive 320 strangly, "Just how much HAVE you had to drink today?" he says.
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Crazy Galaxy, Why am I
always caught in the
middle of all the Death,
Destruction, And Boom?
-Vice Admiral Jon
Quote
Originally posted by Vice Admiral Jon:
**Bob of Space looks at Jive 320 strangly, "Just how much HAVE you had to drink today?" he says.
**
(Pike looks at the admiral slugishly)
"Ive onle hchad aa fiw {hic}"
(Again Pike wanders into the bar wants more)
(He curses and walks back to the bartender)
"yoo NEid ta {hic} phix thAHt ther pol en thE mittl a De baR {hic}" (Now do you get it!!)
(He has another shot of Brandy and leaves)
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Feel the Jive
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Officer: "Please step out of the UE Destroyer"
Pike: "lOoke her ofiser {hic}. i onli hAd a fiw drUnks i svear {hic}!!"
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Better now. More sabacc?
procedes to table trying to get anyone to lose thier money to him
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It is only a scratch
-I cut off your arm!!
No you didn't
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Originally posted by Desert Fox:
**Better now. More sabacc?
procedes to table trying to get anyone to lose thier money to him
**
Please, I need help.
I really need the register code for EV OVERRIDE, Please help me!!!!!!
My E-mail address is zero_lock@yahoo.com
Please someone, help me!!!
I have been playing EV OVERRIDE for 51 hours and this dum Captain Hector keeps steeling my money!!!
I am dieing ,please someone help before Captain Hector strikes again!!!!!
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Originally posted by Dino Crisis:
Please someone, help me!!!
I have been playing EV OVERRIDE for 51 hours and this dum Captain Hector keeps steeling my money!!!
I am dieing ,please someone help before Captain Hector strikes again!!!!!
First off, this question could have been handled by experts in my Questions? post on the board.
Second of all, STOP PLAYING EVO!!! The Capn' will just keep stealing your money!! This happened to me after I destroyed the dreadnaught, and the f***ing thing stole my prize money! Just E-mail Ambrosia. You can do this by going to the EVO homepage. Look near the top to find something about E-mailing a director guy. Tell him your name, adress, E-mail, city, state etc. In a few days you will get your code.
(Pike takes yet another shot of Brandy and leaves)
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Feel the Jive
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What is Name?
- Pike
What is your quest?
- The search for the Holy Grail
What is your favorite color?
- Blue, no greeeeeeeaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhh!!!!!
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Jive 320
Please , can't you give me your password?
If I give my name to the Directors, they will send me a bill and I really am broke!
Please can give me the code, I might be able to give you something in return, or most likely send you something?
Red Goblin, because you have accepted the chalenge, and I am not able to fight you, I am no longer the leader of my people. Our laws state that if you turn down a chalenge that you had proposed, you are to live in exile alone. I am not able to follow the chalenge. I have already been stripped of my capital title and I am already in exile on a lonely moon. This will be my last post at this forum. I will not respond to any request of me, because I am not able to. I am no longer honorable. You have won the chalenge, Red Goblin.
But a word of warning... and hope. It is beleived that after any Tyr'Zhak is exiled, he will die soon after. But it is also well known that that Tyr'Zhak will manifest himself in a brand new form after he dies. A form of which he will choose after his death. You will see me again, Red Goblin in my new form. And not just the Goblin, but everyone at this board. My time has grown short. Too short for me too have anymore influence in this body. I will no longer have a physical presence, but a presence of a different kind. You will all see me again, but you will not recognize me. My time has run out. You have won Goblin.
I give my goodbye...
--SIGNAL LOST--
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Originally posted by Dino Crisis:
**Jive 320
Please , can't you give me your password?
If I give my name to the Directors, they will send me a bill and I really am broke!
Please can give me the code, I might be able to give you something in return, or most likely send you something? **
Why would they send you a bill?
Okay, okay. My password is Hr5T&^fJHG*&^riyR...
If you can decode that, that's what it is.
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Feel the Jive
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I'm not as think as you stupid I am.
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