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    • The NEW Disco Bison

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      Have any of you silly rabbits seen the Disco Bison of EVO 1.0.2!?!?!!

      I just encountered him!!! RABBIT!!!!!! 5 SAE launchers and his machine gun is perfect aim with longer range then a blessed voinion cannon!!!!!

      AAAAHHHHH!!!! HE'S HEADED FOR VIONA!! TO BATTLESTATIONS!!! WE MUST PROTECT OUR BELOVED HOME!!!!!!

      click

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      Very funny, now beam down my clothes. These ladies look rest-less..... uh-oh...

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      Silly rabbit, Trix is for kids!

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      Mmmmmmmmmmmm, that's kinda silly...

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      -Quote from Vladimir Ilich Ulyanov, alias Lenin when he made a speech about counter-terrorism to the Soviet Union-

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      Yes, Bison will kill you with SAE's and Rockets (with, of course, perfect acuracy) before you can get close enough to kill him :mad: :frown:

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      "Are you sure this is a good idea, Boss?"
      "Of course not, don't ask stupid questions"
      "Sorry"

      -- Loiosh & Vlad --

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      Your only real chance against the new and improved Bison is to dodge his SAE's till he runs out, (Ziggy ECM helps a lot) and then blast him while circling to keep out of range of the Machine Gun of DOOM. Or, if you have tough escorts, sometimes they can handle him for you. I repeat, sometimes. 😉

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      Originally posted by Alien 5672:
      **VIONA!!
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      VOINIA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

      P.S. Did I scream loud enough to get through your THICK SKULL?

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      What? Did you say something???

      Oops, that time my fingers got ahead of me... {Have you ever ended up hitting return with your nose???} Anyway, I really did see him in Voinion Space... just north of Voinia... happy?.... and I wa just wondering...

      Wouldn't it be weird if other ships besdie you could attempt to conquer planets and stations...... GULP The DB would have us all at his knees....

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      Very funny, now beam down my clothes. These ladies look rest-less..... uh-oh...

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      Originally posted by Lonevoinian:
      **VOINIA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

      P.S. Did I scream loud enough to get through your THICK SKULL?

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      EARTH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

      P.S. Need I say more?

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      Stop that!!!! Now my browser window has this ugly horizontal scrollbar thingy!

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      yeah, its pissing me off, so STFU now

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      New Windows version 98, now with 400% more bugs and error messages than windows 95
      (just $199.99)
      and doesnt it make you feel better, the pigs have won tonight. They can all sleep soundly now, and everything is all right

      Rabbit it all, rabbit this world, rabbit everything that you stand for, dont belong, dont accept, dont give a cow, dont ever judge me

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      vioinion? voinon? vonon? vogon?

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      AIM: Deadstar72

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      I was trying to get him to spell it right.

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      Originally posted by Captaintripps:
      **vioinion? voinon? vonon? vogon?

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      Are you insinuating a conection between the Voinians and the Vogons. Pshaw! Vogon ships are ugly yellow lumps. Voinian ships are meticulously crafted in the fine shipyards of Borb Station. Also, Voinians are a lot more intelligent than Vogons. Vogons are just lackeys that do the dirty work for their masters. Voinians follow their own agenda. I think... Besides, I bet Voinians are great poets.

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      Oh freddled gruntbuggly, thy micturations are to me
      As plurdled gabbleblotchits on a lurgid bee.
      Groop I implore thee, my foonting turlingdromes.
      And hooptiously drangle me with crinkly bindlewurdles,
      Or I will rend thee in the gobberwarts with my blurglecruncheon, see if I don't!

      -Prostetnic Vogon Jeltz

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      (QUOTE)Originally posted by Dingotron:
      (B) Voinian ships are meticulously crafted in the fine shipyards of Borb Station(B)(QUOTE)

      Dont forget Lapen. I bought my Voinian crusier there

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      Voinion Space
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      ahem....

      VOINIAN!!!!!!!!!! V-O-I-N-I-A-N!!!!!!!!!! (pronounced: voi nei en) VOINIAN VOINIAN VOINIAN!!!!!!!

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      "Are you sure this is a good idea, Boss?"
      "Of course not, don't ask stupid questions"
      "Sorry"

      -- Loiosh & Vlad --

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      yes, thats very nice, you know how to spell voinian, were all proud of you, fart

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      "what is life but a prelude to death?"-me
      New Windows version 98, now with 400% more bugs and error messages than windows 95
      (just $199.99)
      and doesnt it make you feel better, the pigs have won tonight. They can all sleep soundly now, and everything is all right

      Rabbit it all, rabbit this world, rabbit everything that you stand for, dont belong, dont accept, dont give a cow, dont ever judge me

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      my, oh my.... calling me "fart"... that's quite the insult there, big guy. Keep up the good work. sigh

      However, I must pay my respect to Alien, our newest defector. Long live the Voinioninnnienanions. 😄

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      "Are you sure this is a good idea, Boss?"
      "Of course not, don't ask stupid questions"
      "Sorry"

      -- Loiosh & Vlad --

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      Terribly sorry, I am yet to pronouce the name of this wonderful species. My vocla unit is improperly designed for speech of this sort..

      Vion? Veon? Vixc? Vegetable??? Oh wait, that's a hewman plant....

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      Very funny, now beam down my clothes. These ladies look rest-less..... uh-oh...

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