Jeffie #25 likes the acid's new color, and decides it is good to eat, so he pits some on his sandwich. He doesn't get a chance to eat it, though, and in his anger, kills himself. And Worm. And Mack. And breaks the law. But the law is dead, so it comes back to life. And Jeffie (mk XXVI), confused, dies again.
Jeffie #27 enters the bar, through the regen machine.

DE kills Jeffie #7653487658374563.

Wormgrower is running low on worms. The last worm was frozen to the modified plasma pistol, which was very hot because of the blizzard. In being thrown to the pit, the worm blows up the pistol, which puts a fair amount of snow from the ship on everything in the bar.

Wormgrowers remaining kidney doubles in size.

Rickton stands up.

Wormgrower: "So Rickton, still in the bartending business? Are 1 year old credits still worth something?"

Mack detonates a TC.

Rickton, having been pummeled on the head recently, cannot remember ever being a bartender, but gladly accepts Wormgrower's money. Sucker.

EVWeb comes in and beats the crap out of everyone. Then activates the Omega 13 so no one remembers, but he does!!!

Then he gets a drink.

Um, you're welcome Rickton, and the Omega 13 doesn't work well in the snow. It doesn't matter, everybody's lost a little memory anyway (okay, Wormgrower and Rickton have lost a lot).

Regardless, Wormgrower's ocelot is napping in the corner, and hobos have taken up residence in the half of his ship that is sticking out the hole it made in the wall. "Got to get that fixed before the blizzard hits."

Edit: one "ing"

This post has been edited by zmwworm : 16 June 2005 - 12:46 AM

Hey EVWeb, nice to see you back.

DE sits beside him with a root beer.

emainiac bursts back into the Boozerama Bar with a loud shout of HAZZAH! God pushes the rewind button and emainiac shouts out HAZZAH! and bursts out of the Boozerama Bar. God pushes the play button and chuckles to himself, "Gotta love DVR..." emainiac bursts back into the Boozerama Bar with a loud shout of HAZZAH! and turns to the dark side. God adjusts the Bright and emainiac is good again. He then proceeds to order 10 rounds of root beer. He then complains about a leaf and then a branch in his root beer and starts a new charity. SPRBT. Sperbut is a Society for the Prodtection of Root Beer Trees. PETA brands SuperButt as an useless organization with twisted morals and a bunch of whiners. emainiac, his vision blinded by rage, dives after Pet A and falls into the acid pit, and by the time that emainiac emerges from the regenerator SuperButt has been disbanded and PETA is back in it's rightful place as the main Useless organization with twisted morals, filled with whiners.

emainiac greets the rest of the boozers after his few week BB sabbatical. emainiac also admires his post of Cade-like proportions.

Wormgrower buys a round from Rickton , so lets hope it's not acid or poison or ocelot milk or anything like that.

Womrgrower breaks out the smilies.

This post has been edited by zmwworm : 17 June 2005 - 12:26 AM

Hey emainiac, nice to see you back.

DE burns Wormgrower's smilies. We don't want another Maniak.

Hello again emainiac, EVWeb. Good to see you around.

Mack drinks a root beer.

The Cheat appears out of nowhere, gets shot, dies, comes out from the regenerator, gets shot again, dies, comes out of the regenerator, ducks, kicks the person who was shooting him and throws him into a conviently placed engine core. "1 nibos for me and my buddy the penguin over there." The Cheat points to an empty corner.

And that is why I have never used smilies.

Wormgrower gets stuck in a hobo stove.

Hey The Cheat, nice to see you back.

Wow, so many people returning. Cade and Trugati better show up again.

Rickton milks the goats to replace the goat milk what Wormgrower took.

The Cheat wakes up, looks around, sees Rickton raping a goat and Cheat pulls out his GolfClub of DOOM™ and starts beating Rickton.

Rickton then takes the club away and smacks The Cheat for thinking bestial thoughts.