Rickton throws down. A bomb. It kills EVERYONE.

DE is thankful that Rickton blew everything up before he had his root beer.

Jimbob finds himself at the very bottom of the acid pit, chained to the floor.

A group of tactical snipers take out all root beers in the bar.

emainiac and his snipers find themselves chained to the bottom of the acid pit next to Jimbob. Of course, these chains are acid proof, so they won't desintigrate.

DE gets all the flavors of root beer.

nfreader dose the WALTZ!

Rickton kicks nfreader in the back of the knee.

DE gets into a Halloween costume of a Marathon BOB, instead of the usual UESC suit.

(FONT=Optima) GOD! HOW STUPID ARE YOU NFREADER? IS IT SO HARD TO TURN ON THE SPELL CHECK IN SAFARI!!?!?!? EMAINIAC GIVES NFREADER A DOSE OF HIS OWN RETARDED MEDICINE. EMAINIAC GOES AND DOES HIS HOMEWORK.

Dash, once again does something. random. and explodes randomly.

Dash...kicks jimbob...in his ejaculatory organ...for doing something so disgusting...
Dash realises he's in the acid pit.

Dash dies again.

Dash lives again.

Dash dies again.

Dash lives again.

It's alive! No, it's dead. It's alive! No, nevermind...It's...ah, screw it.

nfreader breaks down in tears... gets over it and MOVES ON.

This post has been edited by nfreader : 02 November 2004 - 09:31 PM

Dash breakdances...moves over, and GETS IT ON.

This post has been edited by Dash_Merc : 03 November 2004 - 10:06 AM

DE feeds everyone to the acid pit (It was getting hungry).

DE lights a root beer on fire and drinks it.

Rickton does...nothing.

Dash does...something.

Something random.

And explodes randomly...

emainiac weeps tears of acid because Bush got elected.

Dash laughs hysterically as emainiac's face is melted off...

Dash pretends not to care, but deep down inside, he wants to kill something because of Bush. Probably Bush -_o.

He can't help being an idiot, it's in his genetics...

DE smashes the head of anyone who doesn't support Bush.

ow my head.

Dash decides not to get pissed at the people who voted for Bush, or those who support him, because it's against his nature to hurt others for so trivial a thing as existing, or having their Constitution-given individual beliefs.

Also, being non-christian probably helps with my different views.

This post has been edited by Dash_Merc : 04 November 2004 - 11:58 AM