emainiac, on Oct 16 2004, 01:08 PM, said:
emainiac pulls out a screwdriver and fixes all the loose screws in the bar. He then jams it into nfreader's spleen.
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BUT AMAZINGLY, HE'S NOT DEAD, JUST SECCIPTABLE TO MORE DISEASES!
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DE relizes nfreader is suffering from the icantspell disease.
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emainiac spend 1000000000 credits to buy hypodermic needles filled with deadly diseases.
He also buys a machine gun that will fire them at high velocities.
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emainiac, on Oct 17 2004, 11:12 AM, said:
emainiac spend 1000000000 credits to buy hypodermic needles filled with deadly diseases.
He also buys a machine gun that will fire them at high velocities.
emainiac shoots hundreds of needles at nfreader.
View PostSOMEONE REALLY DOES CARE!
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DE spends 1,000,000,000 credits on a sheild that any machine gun can break.
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Dash spends 5000 credits on a machine gun and breaks DE's shield with it.
wow, what a waste...now he's got my machine gun.
Dash flinches, and curls into a ball in the corner.
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Satan appears in a flash of fire and smoke, but it turns out he's just Rickton.
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Bond gets stuck in a revolving door. He orders a Mountain Dew and the bartender throws it at him. Bond catches it in his free hand and drinks it as he tries to get out.
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Dash...does...something.
Something random.
And explodes randomly.
Yay!
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DE spends 1,000,000,000 credits on a shield that a machine gun cannot break.
DE kills Dash for breaking the first shield.
DE pulls out a flame thrower and kills the Satan thing that just appeared.
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Dash laughs his arse off.
Embarassed, Dash picks up his arse and runs into the bathroom to put it back on.
I need to get some good wood glue to keep that thing on...
Oh, and before all this, Dash reappeared out of thin air right over DE's un-machine gun-breakable shield, and crushes it with his arse.
yay
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Destroyer E, on Oct 19 2004, 08:48 AM, said:
DE pulls out a flame thrower and kills the Satan thing that just appeared.
View Postnfreader jumps up and down on it.
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Rickton/Satan tosses a fireball idly in DE's direction.
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Dash, nfreader, and Ricton/Satan find themselves in the sewage systems below the Boozy Bar.
DE washes his hands and gets a root beer.
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<sarcasm> Yummy... </sarcasm>
I guess this brings a whole new meaning to "eat sh**?"
Dash promptly passes out from the smell, lands facedown in the sewage, and drowns.
hmm...tastes like...twice-eaten chicken?
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emainiac is suprised at the insane number of posts, but sees that none are from General Insanity Cade. He decides to make a long post to honor him.
Post=Long.
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DE awaits Cade...
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LifeKnight appears out of nowhere and throws a grenade into the acid pit, heralding his infamous return to the bar. He then gets a drink.
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Bob slowly wakes up from his long nap, and wonders what went on while he was gone. He saw the infamous LifeKnight though, and did what any respectable citizen would do.
LifeKnight screamed as his body was slowly eaten away by the acid pit. Bob looked on with a grin.