Bob once again fiddles with the regenerator machine, this time the crowd looks on in amusement as a million chickens flop out of the machine, followed by 500k massive alligators. The crowd's amusement turns to horror as they watch the alligators systematically hunt down and eat every single one of the million chickens. The Chickens put up a good defense though, and managed to peck 300K of the alligators to death before their last was eaten. Then Bond rode in on his bradley, smashing the rest of the alligators, and killing Bob in the process. Bob regenerates, and decided to press no more buttons.

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"You don't want to sell me deathsticks"
"I...uh..I don't want to sell you deathsticks!"
"You want to go home and rethink your life."
"I..uh..want to go home and rethink my life!"

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Originally posted by nfreader:
**nfreader walks up to emainiac, slaps him with this:http://www.ambrosias...ML/001506.html# and orders a cream soda.

The BBB is great. emainiac++

**

emainiac walks up to emainiac, slaps him with this: .
SO POST THE DAMN THING!!

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"How come we choose from just two people to run for president and 50 for Miss America?" - Unknown
"The major difference between a thing that might go wrong and a thing that cannot possibly go wrong is that when a thing that cannot possibly go wrong goes wrong it usually turns out to be impossible to get at or repair."
--One of the laws of computers and programming.

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Originally posted by Cheezy_Cracker:
**Bob once again fiddles with the regenerator machine, this time the crowd looks on in amusement as a million chickens flop out of the machine, followed by 500k massive alligators. The crowd's amusement turns to horror as they watch the alligators systematically hunt down and eat every single one of the million chickens. The Chickens put up a good defense though, and managed to peck 300K of the alligators to death before their last was eaten. Then Bond rode in on his bradley, smashing the rest of the alligators, and killing Bob in the process. Bob regenerates, and decided to press no more buttons.

**

It sure sounds like the Regenerator is Powered by an infinite improbability generator.

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"How come we choose from just two people to run for president and 50 for Miss America?" - Unknown
"The major difference between a thing that might go wrong and a thing that cannot possibly go wrong is that when a thing that cannot possibly go wrong goes wrong it usually turns out to be impossible to get at or repair."
--One of the laws of computers and programming.

Jacey pulls out a cattle prod and leans back in his chair, waiting for a cow to appear.

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I'll so offend to make offence a skill,
redeeming time when men think least I will.

Jimbob goes Musou on eveyones Kusou.

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<Insert Clever Saying Here>
(url="http://"http://www.Livejournal.com/users/schlichtinator")I'm awesome(/url)|(url="http://"http://www.penny-arcade.com") Penny Arcade! (/url)
Let us run through the flowers of red and gold,
and dance naked under a building of bricks!

The infinite improbability in the regenerator explodes, turning everything into a random object. Bond becomes a Lightning, nfreader becomes a spoon, Jimbob becomes a slice of apple pie, Dash_Merc becomes a laser cannon, emainiac turns into a crappy eMachine, and Jacey becomes a pizza slice, then proceeds to eat himself.

Bond flies away in search of a new regenerator; the old one was turned into a lemming and jumped off a cliff.

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Quotes from fictional characters...
"You couldn't fool your mother on the foolingest day of your life if you had an electrified fooling machine" - Homer Simpson from The Simpsons
"We may be committing crimes that are against the law" - Mafia Robot from Futurama

emainiac turns into a penguin at an improbability factor of 2.298 times ten to the 2134 quadrillionth to one.

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"How come we choose from just two people to run for president and 50 for Miss America?" - Unknown
"The major difference between a thing that might go wrong and a thing that cannot possibly go wrong is that when a thing that cannot possibly go wrong goes wrong it usually turns out to be impossible to get at or repair."
--One of the laws of computers and programming.

Bond turns into a regenerator, (at an improbabilty factor of about 2 googleplexes). Unfortunately, he is in space, so he cannot regenerate the people in the Boozy Bar.

Woo-hoo, post 200!

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Quotes from fictional characters...
"You couldn't fool your mother on the foolingest day of your life if you had an electrified fooling machine" - Homer Simpson from The Simpsons
"We may be committing crimes that are against the law" - Mafia Robot from Futurama

Rickton has managed to avoid being turned into a random object, and so he eats everyone else.

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The box said Windows 95 or greater...so why doesn't it work on a Mac?
Member of WORRPBOITAMPSH, whatever that is
Minion of the Divals Imperium

DE gets a root beer and begins to run around the room screaming "This is the 950th Post! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!"

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(url="http://"http://directory.perfectparadox.com/profile.php?id=00080")Destroyer E(/url) is the (url="http://"http://www.ambrosiasw.com/cgi-bin/ubb/ubbmisc.cgi?action=getbio&UserName;=Destroyer+E")name(/url) of my EV ship and the name has a good meaning.
If you think about it, carnage can be good for you.

Bond runs around and says, "This is the 951st post! Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa (deep breath) aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!!!!!"

Bond, after running around like a total moron for 4 hours, passes out.

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Quotes from fictional characters...
"You couldn't fool your mother on the foolingest day of your life if you had an electrified fooling machine" - Homer Simpson from The Simpsons
"We may be committing crimes that are against the law" - Mafia Robot from Futurama

Rickton sticks a balloon filled with helium into bond's mouth.

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The box said Windows 95 or greater...so why doesn't it work on a Mac?
Member of WORRPBOITAMPSH, whatever that is
Minion of the Divals Imperium

emainiac decides to go zen for 60 posts, till I'm at 1000.

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"How come we choose from just two people to run for president and 50 for Miss America?" - Unknown
"The major difference between a thing that might go wrong and a thing that cannot possibly go wrong is that when a thing that cannot possibly go wrong goes wrong it usually turns out to be impossible to get at or repair."
--One of the laws of computers and programming.

954th post folks. Last call for drinks.

Almost to post 400!

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This is my sig.

Hey, I'm posting the next ****ing bar. I'm the eldest member in terms of bar-years!

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<Insert Clever Saying Here>
(url="http://"http://www.Livejournal.com/users/schlichtinator")I'm awesome(/url)|(url="http://"http://www.penny-arcade.com") Penny Arcade! (/url)
Let us run through the flowers of red and gold,
and dance naked under a building of bricks!

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Originally posted by Jimbob:
**Hey, I'm posting the next ****ing bar. I'm the eldest member in terms of bar-years!

**

I agree.

And I agree that emainiac, in his infinite improbabilitamatous wisdomnessish stuff blah double-posted, extremely improbabilitamatously annoyinglynessishmentblahfork.

Yeesss...

Oh, and yes, Jimbob should be able to post the next four-star-ing bar. But mine's five-starred! MwahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAhahahahahahhahahahahahhahahahaAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAa--ech
passes out

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Dash jumps into the acid pit
There's no place like 127.0.0.1
One by one, the phantompenguins are stealing my sanity
(url="http://"http://www.angelfire.com/rebellion/atphome")Atphome(/url)|(url="http://"http://http://prophecyproductions.cjb.net")Prophecy Productions(/url)|(url="http://"http://www.mp3unsigned.com/Showband.asp?id=204")My Music(/url)

True.
nfreader, can you please get the BOOZARAMA BAR BIBLE up onto your site and link to it? Please.
(Cough)Lazyass(Cough)

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"How come we choose from just two people to run for president and 50 for Miss America?" - Unknown
"The major difference between a thing that might go wrong and a thing that cannot possibly go wrong is that when a thing that cannot possibly go wrong goes wrong it usually turns out to be impossible to get at or repair."
--One of the laws of computers and programming.

Sure It'll be up soon.COUGHit'll take me a sec to convert it into a .jpg since no one uses .tiffs COUGH

eh-hem...
YOU SCREWED UP THE MARGINS!
(2 posts from last page of the UBB)

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This is my sig.

I could put it up on my site!
Or not.

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The box said Windows 95 or greater...so why doesn't it work on a Mac?
Member of WORRPBOITAMPSH, whatever that is
Minion of the Divals Imperium

Gives everyone thier daily dose of zen: Glargaphooolnopeeenarghtiatnwquargh.
Pronounce that Bi-Otch

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"How come we choose from just two people to run for president and 50 for Miss America?" - Unknown
"The major difference between a thing that might go wrong and a thing that cannot possibly go wrong is that when a thing that cannot possibly go wrong goes wrong it usually turns out to be impossible to get at or repair."
--One of the laws of computers and programming.