Mazca summons a horde of hungry cats, which proceed to massively lay waste to the bar and all it's occupants.
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(url="http://"http://www.mazca.com/")mazca(/url), mazca, king of pork
He is not a fundamentalist jew
As hard as that is to believe
The Cheat with his amazing cheating powers, haxores the bar to give The Cheat an invincable and immoral shield.
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(This message has been edited by The Cheat (edited 04-12-2004).)
Plexrom returns from his extended stay with god, and walks into the bar. Then he Proceeds to buy a immortal killing sword to kill the cheat.
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Life is like New York City, if you go to fast you will trip and fall in a manhole.
EVWeb tells everyone that Enigma has been reset, then gets a drink.
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Check out my site! I'll be having a poll for new site look soon, so if you want your opinion included, check every week.
(url="http://"http://www.aresaxis.us")Enigma(/url) <-- The best online game ever.
(url="http://"http://www.evula.org/evweb/")EVWeb(/url) <-- My site redone.
A bunch of moral rights protestore burst into the bar, and protest Teh Ch347's immoral shield.
Dash laughs.
Dash realises that the ratio of Mac users to PC users in the world is slowly getting larger (on the Mac side). Then he realises that the PC users are getting more and more fierce in their protests against Macs. Then he realises that the only way to solve the problem is to distroy all PCs and their users. He then uses his cleverly coined/stolen MAC (Magnetic Accelerator Cannon a.k.a. REALLY BIG RAILGUN) to distroy all PCs...and their users. He then realises, all too late, that (durn) he has wiped his harddrive, distoryed his PC, and killed himself. OOps.
And yes, I misspelled distroyed on purpose.
I beat the General for long post of the page. w00t!
But, of course it doesn't matter/count/matter because The General wasn't even trying.
(durn)
Dash is reincarnated...and...well, is reincarnated. let the great period of reconstruction begin! Free Macs on the house!
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Dash jumps into the acid pit
There's no place like 127.0.0.1
One by one, the phantompenguins are stealing my sanity
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Quote
Originally posted by Dash_Merc:
AUGH! snip
Now see what you are going to start?
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...and phantompenguin is one of them.
(url="http://"http://www.freewebs.com/ericspad/")Eric's Pad(/url) My Site is awesome! Come check it out.
No car, no license, no cash, no life. Coincidence?
Rickton grabs one of them free Macs.
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The box said Windows 95 or greater...so why doesn't it work on a Mac?
Member of WORRPBOITAMPSH, whatever that is
DE recharges and puts on a super-shield. It begins to rain grenades. It begins to rain grenades espeoially in Cade's ship.
DE gets a shielded root beer.
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(url="http://"http://directory.perfectparadox.com/profile.php?id=00080")Destroyer E(/url) is the (url="http://"http://www.ambrosiasw.com/cgi-bin/ubb/ubbmisc.cgi?action=getbio&UserName;=Destroyer+E")name(/url) of my EV ship and the name has a good meaning.
If you think about it, carnage can be good for you.
EVWeb fires off an EMP next to DE, shutting off DE's shield, then DE gets hit with a gernade. Then EVWeb gets a drink, and sets his flying fortress on defend.
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Check out my site! I'll be having a poll for new site look soon, so if you want your opinion included, check every week.
(url="http://"http://www.aresaxis.us")Enigma(/url) <-- The best online game ever.
(url="http://"http://www.evula.org/evweb/")EVWeb(/url) <-- My site redone.
Shoots everyone in the bar, in order to keep them all in line. A line coming out of the regenerator.
Decides that I should probably get working on that Movie Script.
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...and phantompenguin is one of them.
(url="http://"http://www.freewebs.com/ericspad/")Eric's Pad(/url) My Site is awesome! Come check it out.
No car, no license, no cash, no life. Coincidence?
The gernade bounces off DE and rolls around the floor doing nothing. DE's shield recharges.
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(url="http://"http://directory.perfectparadox.com/profile.php?id=00080")Destroyer E(/url) is the (url="http://"http://www.ambrosiasw.com/cgi-bin/ubb/ubbmisc.cgi?action=getbio&UserName;=Destroyer+E")name(/url) of my EV ship and the name has a good meaning.
If you think about it, carnage can be good for you.
(This message has been edited by Destroyer E (edited 05-04-2004).)
EVWeb brings in his X-1 a and kills DE, then gets a drink.
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Check out my site! I'll be having a poll for new site look soon, so if you want your opinion included, check every week.
(url="http://"http://www.aresaxis.us")Enigma(/url) <-- The best online game ever.
(url="http://"http://www.evula.org/evweb/")EVWeb(/url) <-- My site redone.
Rickton throws his new Mac (it came broken, don't worry) at the X-1 and runs away.
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The box said Windows 95 or greater...so why doesn't it work on a Mac?
Member of WORRPBOITAMPSH, whatever that is
(This message has been edited by Rickton (edited 05-04-2004).)
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Originally posted by Plexrom:
**Plexrom returns from his extended stay with god, and walks into the bar. Then he Proceeds to buy a immortal killing sword to kill the cheat.
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Jimbob busts a cap all ova Plexrom's white ass, an laughs as he shrivles to the ground and dies like a mother ****ing sissy.
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<Insert Clever Saying Here>
(url="http://"http://blog.evula.net/Jimbob")I'm awesome(/url)|(url="http://"http://www.penny-arcade.com") Penny Arcade! (/url)
Let us run through the flowers of red and gold,
and dance naked under a building of bricks!
DE recharges and trips the X-1 so it falls off a cliff. (With EVWeb in it.)
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(url="http://"http://directory.perfectparadox.com/profile.php?id=00080")Destroyer E(/url) is the (url="http://"http://www.ambrosiasw.com/cgi-bin/ubb/ubbmisc.cgi?action=getbio&UserName;=Destroyer+E")name(/url) of my EV ship and the name has a good meaning.
If you think about it, carnage can be good for you.
LifeKnight runs up behind and stabs DE in the back.
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Official member of WORRPBOITAMPSH, founding member of FOSTI and SNUB, and official nemisis of Divals the Conquerer
DE turns into the T-1000 and pulls the knife out of him and kills LK with it.
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(url="http://"http://directory.perfectparadox.com/profile.php?id=00080")Destroyer E(/url) is the (url="http://"http://www.ambrosiasw.com/cgi-bin/ubb/ubbmisc.cgi?action=getbio&UserName;=Destroyer+E")name(/url) of my EV ship and the name has a good meaning.
If you think about it, carnage can be good for you.
Rickton backs stops hiding in the corner and orders a root beer.
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The box said Windows 95 or greater...so why doesn't it work on a Mac?
Member of WORRPBOITAMPSH, whatever that is
EVWeb reminds DE that the X-1 A can transform into a hover craft and shoots DE. Then gets a drink.
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"If life gives you a lemon, wing it right back, and add some lemons of your own."
-Bill Watterson
(url="http://"http://www.aresaxis.us")Enigma(/url) <-- The best online game ever.
Swarms the X-1 with a bunch a screaming civillians.
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...and phantompenguin is one of them.
(url="http://"http://www.freewebs.com/ericspad/")Eric's Pad(/url) My Site is awesome! Come check it out.
No car, no license, no cash, no life. Coincidence?
