UBB: Ultimate Boozerama Bar

EVWeb · Apr 14, 2004, 1:49 AM

EVWeb remembers that the rules don't imply that there can't be outside interaction, and has his fleet blow the Cheat to bits 1 million times getting a score of 1 billion, as the scoring people don't like the Cheat. Then EVWeb goes and gets a drink after he wins.

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"If life gives you a lemon, wing it right back and add some lemons of your own."
-Bill Watterson
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Rickton · Apr 14, 2004, 12:04 PM

Rickton claps for The Cheat when he's winning, then claps for EVWeb when he wins.
Mostly he just claps.

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The box said Windows 95 or greater...so why doesn't it work on a Mac?

(This message has been edited by Rickton (edited 04-14-2004).)

Cippy · Apr 14, 2004, 2:43 PM

DE gives The Cheat super powers so he can destroy EVWeb.

DE throws LK into the acid pit.

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If you think about it, carnage can be good for you.

LifeKnight · Apr 14, 2004, 5:17 PM

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Originally posted by Destroyer E:
**DE gives The Cheat super powers so he can destroy EVWeb.

DE throws LK into the acid pit.

**

LifeKnight gets more ammo.
me > DE

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EVWeb · Apr 14, 2004, 7:06 PM

EVWeb kills DE which nullifies the spell letting EVWeb kill the Cheat again, and get another drink.

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"If life gives you a lemon, wing it right back and add some lemons of your own."
-Bill Watterson
(url="http://"http://www.aresaxis.us")Enigma(/url) <-- The best online game ever.
(url="http://"http://www.evula.org/evweb/")TS(/url) <-- My site redone.

Eegras Studios · Apr 14, 2004, 9:30 PM

The Cheat drinks a radioactive drink. It gives him superpowers of invincability, invornability, heat vision, meat vision and other good junk that nulifies EVWebs attempts at killing The Cheat (That includes but not limeted to: Taking his powers away, changing them, or anything else). The Cheat bashes EVWebs head in and jams the Regenerator so he cant get out. He then makes another Regenerator that is set to allow anyone else other than EVWeb through.

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(This message has been edited by The Cheat (edited 04-12-2004).)

DeadBeat · Apr 14, 2004, 10:39 PM

DeadBeat drinks some radioactive waste and promptly dies.

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EVWeb · Apr 15, 2004, 12:49 AM

EVWeb pushes the Cheat through a portal that takes the Cheat to place where he can never return from. Then gets another drink.

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"If life gives you a lemon, wing it right back and add some lemons of your own."
-Bill Watterson
(url="http://"http://www.aresaxis.us")Enigma(/url) <-- The best online game ever.
(url="http://"http://www.evula.org/evweb/")TS(/url) <-- My site redone.
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(This message has been edited by EVWeb (edited 04-14-2004).)

Jimbob · Apr 15, 2004, 11:59 AM

Jimbob shoots lifeknight in the balls.

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Rickton · Apr 15, 2004, 12:05 PM

Rickton shouts out "LifeKnight's now a eunuch!" and at that moment the ship lands and Rickton falls over and cracks his skull.

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The box said Windows 95 or greater...so why doesn't it work on a Mac?

(This message has been edited by Rickton (edited 04-15-2004).)

Eegras Studios · Apr 15, 2004, 10:15 PM

The Cheat comes back with his übër-The-Cheat-only-Superpowaz and goes to his little filming room dragging a bag full of journalists. He closes the door and ties up the journalists. He wacks the score keepers for giving points to EVWeb then gets emaniac to be the score keeper. The cheat takes his place in the circle holding his golf club. A bell sounds and the cheat smashes one journalist right in the camera and kills him. He does the same to all others.

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(This message has been edited by The Cheat (edited 04-12-2004).)

EVWeb · Apr 16, 2004, 12:50 AM

EVWeb yells,"Why do I seem to be everyone's target recently?" Then he goes and sits down at a non-violence table ( a table where a person sitting at it can't be hurt in anyway, but can't hurt other people ) and has a drink brought over.

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DeadBeat · Apr 16, 2004, 1:09 AM

DeadBeat beats the crap out of EVWeb for taking his favorite seat at the non-violence table.

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"I'm being repressed!"
-Dennis
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EVWeb · Apr 16, 2004, 2:16 AM

DeadBeat dies instantly for trying to hurt someone at the non-violence table. Then EVWeb gets another drink served to him.

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Rickton · Apr 16, 2004, 11:59 AM

Rickton gets back up and staggers to the bar and orders a water.

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The box said Windows 95 or greater...so why doesn't it work on a Mac?

Cippy · Apr 16, 2004, 3:23 PM

DE tricks LK and EVWeb, so that they begin to eat each other.

DE gets a root beer.

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If you think about it, carnage can be good for you.

Sejuk · Apr 17, 2004, 12:50 PM

Sejuk indiscrimintly blows things to peices with his nuclear bazooka.

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EVWeb · Apr 17, 2004, 2:03 PM

EVWeb put up an ad for his site (Click my link to vote for the new site design). Then gets another drink.

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Check out my site! I'll be having a poll for new site look soon, so if you want your opinion included, check every week.
(url="http://"http://www.aresaxis.us")Enigma(/url) <-- The best online game ever.
(url="http://"http://www.evula.org/evweb/")EVWeb(/url) <-- My site redone.

Jimbob · Apr 17, 2004, 4:16 PM

Jimbob takes out a machette and does a number on EVWebs body. He laugh Maniacally as he then uses it to cut his brain into 1/2 inch squares and sell them

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<Insert Clever Saying Here>
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Let us run through the flowers of red and gold,
and dance naked under a building of bricks!

EVWeb · Apr 17, 2004, 7:59 PM

Jimbob forgets EVWeb was at the non-violence table, and Jimbob dies instantly. Then EVWeb gets another drink served to him.

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Check out my site! I'll be having a poll for new site look soon, so if you want your opinion included, check every week.
(url="http://"http://www.aresaxis.us")Enigma(/url) <-- The best online game ever.
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