The Cheat comes in and sits at the bar. He orders a drink. He gets it and downs it all. He returns outside and fires up his Raven. He takes off out of the atmosphere. He charges up the CPL and fires. The bar is totaly distroyed. The Cheat then turns around the Raven and hypers toward Mu'Hara.

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Computer_Man blasts The Cheat for doing such a thing with his laser gun. Then he takes the money bag without any harm and runs for his life...no one can stop him....

He shouts,"I'LL BE BACK AT PAGE 5!"

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Cheers,
Computer_Man
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The bar regenerates just like it always does, except this time the acid pit has a diving platform. Jimbob gives it a whirl, and plummets gracefully into a horrific death of boiling acid and horror.

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<Insert Clever Saying Here>
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Let us run through the flowers of red and gold,
and dance naked under a building of bricks!

Dash laughs at the short yellow...man? sitting at the bar. It? makes a squeaking sound, and Dash is on the floor laughing his arse off. It falls into the acid pit...taste good? Dash's head a splode with the bar's distruction.
yay.

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Dash jumps into the acid pit
There's no place like 127.0.0.1
One by one, the phantompenguins are stealing my sanity
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Quote

Originally posted by Destroyer E:
**DE throws Cade into the acid pit. Then, DE throws a charged into the pit.

**

Cade disarms the with his newly gotten Superman ™ powers, which he has gotten from a drink. The superhero powers protect Cade from being harmed by the acid pit. Cade steps up from the pit, and creates a even nastier kind of pit specially for DE. It is a pit full of piranhas. Then he tries to make EWWeb angry again by doing another offense, spamming.

AOL speak spam:
I IS TEH R0XX0R!!!1!1! U R TEH SUK OMG LOL 111!!!11

I CAN WRIET WEL. U ONL SUK IN IT. 1!!!

Meaningsless or self-apparent spam:

The sky is blue. I saw a car with wings. I like tuna sandwich. And cheese too.

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I am eager to try to answer mission questions

DE turns into a Green Lanturn puts a green, indistructacble bubble on Cade. Cade is permanatly stuck.

DE harms LifeKnight in an impossible wierd way.

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If you think about it, carnage can be good for you.

LifeKnight's arm comes out of the acid pit, and:

LK -> :eek: <- Destroyer E

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Uses his time machine to look back on the bar. Realizes RougeLeader has only made one post and that you can't leave the bar unless you have proven yourself annoying. Which is pretty damn hard to do. Declares war on RL.

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...and phantompenguin is one of them.
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No car, no license, no cash, no life. Coincidence?

DeadBeat prepares his Light Calvary for their final charge against RL.

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"I'm being repressed!"
-Dennis
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Rickton uses his flamethrower arm to boil the acid, causing extreme pain to LifeKnight.

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The box said Windows 95 or greater...so why doesn't it work on a Mac?

DE gets a Lightsaber and splits LK in 30 ways.

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(url="http://"http://directory.perfectparadox.com/profile.php?id=00080")Destroyer E(/url) is the (url="http://"http://www.ambrosiasw.com/cgi-bin/ubb/ubbmisc.cgi?action=getbio&UserName;=Destroyer+E")name(/url) of my EV ship and the name has a good meaning.
If you think about it, carnage can be good for you.

EVWeb gets yet ANOTHER brandy, then shoots UR for being in the bar, then watches the news while drinking the brandy.

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"If life gives you a lemon, wing it right back and add some lemons of your own."
-Bill Watterson
(url="http://"http://www.aresaxis.us")Enigma(/url) <-- The best online game ever.

Wait. With all this attacking Lifeknight, he must have died by now. So when he comes out of the regenerator, does he still contain the acid pit? Or is it reinserted into him each time? Or since the acid pit can never be destroyed, only relocated, does he not die?

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...and phantompenguin is one of them.
(url="http://"http://www.freewebs.com/screennamecentral")Screen Name Central(/url) is a great place to display your AOLŽ Instant MessangerŠ screen name for all the world to see!
No car, no license, no cash, no life. Coincidence?

UR dodged with his exclusive matrix powers (meaning only he has them) and shoots EVWeb for being in his bar and only shooting other people the whole time. UR gets a coke and plays video games.

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"To be great is to be misunderstood..." Self Reliance by Ralph Waldo Emerson
-Ultimate Rebel

Jimbob decides to play NCAA Football 2004 against UR.

Of course, Jimbob plays as Ohio State. Jimbob torhces UR as he scores 11 rushing touchdowns with "HB #13" coughClarettcough.

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<Insert Clever Saying Here>
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Let us run through the flowers of red and gold,
and dance naked under a building of bricks!

Rickton secrety connects himself to the game and shuts it down, much to everyone invovled's confusion.

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The box said Windows 95 or greater...so why doesn't it work on a Mac?

EVWeb starts playing Avara ( which badly needs players ) and kicks everybody's butt. Then gets yet ANOTHER drink, and almost falls over.

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"If life gives you a lemon, wing it right back and add some lemons of your own."
-Bill Watterson
(url="http://"http://www.aresaxis.us")Enigma(/url) <-- The best online game ever.

emainiac is seen furiously scribbling on a notepad, working on the boozeramabar movie.

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...and phantompenguin is one of them.
(url="http://"http://www.freewebs.com/screennamecentral")Screen Name Central(/url) is a great place to display your AOLŽ Instant MessangerŠ screen name for all the world to see!
No car, no license, no cash, no life. Coincidence?

LifeKnight decides that he has spent enough time trapped inside his stomach. He obviously cannot leave through his mouth, seeing as it is clogged with acid. He thinks of other "exits" to the body, and shudders, heading for The Acid Pit Drain. :eek:

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Jimbob worries frantically as he runs a round screaming, "If Rickton and EVWeb are in the same room for an hour then the Universe will implode! Kill them! Kill them! Ahhhh! Die!"

Jimbob takes out a very sharp Katana and dismembers EVWeb in a few seconds. Rickton sighs silently because he didn't die. Unfortunately, EVWeb's soul floated around and the Universe imploded.

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<Insert Clever Saying Here>
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Let us run through the flowers of red and gold,
and dance naked under a building of bricks!